Red faces – Reading 0 Forest 3

Might be my fault.

I know Clarkson hasn’t got a clue, Yabuku is a fat lump and the sooner Alan Federici goes back home the better.

I know we didn’t have a forward who could shoot but at least Oliver Morewood got it right when he said we had to stop winning on Saturdays and losing on Tuesdays. Hurr hurr, we sorted that problem out.

Simon Cox is as effective as my dimwit son Charlie, who thankfully cleared off today and wasn’t offering his waffling, driveling, tuneless songs and halfwitted advice.

No, with all these games on Tuesdays and Saturdays I can’t keep up.

So it’s up to me to up my game and give the manager my advice a bit more often. And I need to educate you lot coz you know nothing about football.

On Tuesday we gotta stop Alfie Le Fondre. Never mind the rest they are nobodies. One nil to us and everyone can stop moaning. You lot do too much of that.

Then we’ll beat Bradford easily. Then Arsenal in the semi final and bon nuit Vienna coz we’ll lose about five nil to them.

And that’s coz we’re a useless, boring team of rubbish players. Sort it out Majeski.

Up the Royals.

URZZZZ

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