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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:23 pm on May 4, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Bill Gates, , , , economy, , , Melinda French, Melinda Gates, , philanthropy, , , Statue of Unity   

    Covid-19: Capitalism Meltdown 

    This article is going to serve as my rough notes for future more elaborate articles on a series of interconnected topics.

    Bill Gates and Melinda just got divorced.
    I saw this 2 days ago.
    And my thoughts on this are, well, fuck ’em.
    Bill Gates and Melinda are what someone called philanthrocapitalists.
    They built an empire by digging their claws into people’s pockets. And several decades later, they’re still doing the same thing, albeit in a more sophisticated manner that would fool billions of stupid idiots at first glance.

    Bill Gates has unlocked the magician level of philanthropy, where people only see what he wants them to see.
    He throws money at huge projects to eradicate diseases and hunger and poverty and so on, and people fall for that bullshit.
    Well, lemme ask you something: How do you think he became a billionaire in the first place?
    And if he really was giving away huge portions of his wealth in charity, how did he magically get richer?

    Bill Gates is just one example of a hawk-like billionaire. Every nation has dozens of such men; they dangle some necessities in the eyes of the population to hypnotize them, then they seize the population’s lifeline and monetize it.

    Tell me, if Bill Gates has such a big charity-loving heart, why didn’t he open-source the Windows OS and distribute it for free?
    There’s commoners everywhere spending thousands of hours creating Linux distros for everyone. Many of them have no income from these projects, other than donations from fans.
    Meanwhile, the biggest nerd of all time, approves a billion lines of tracking code to his OS and sells it to people so he can spy on them, gather their information and make big bucks off of them.

    Microsoft Windows sucks! Bill Gates, fuck your OS. I got my own OS bitch! And it runs better than Windows!

    I’m getting carried away here.
    I was telling my homie this morning that Bill and Melinda are ugly. Two ugly folks divorcing – what’s the big deal?
    I don’t know about the women, but if I can speak for men, no amount of money would buy entice me to hook up with Melinda.

    Never trust a rich man or woman to tell you how to live your life. Nobody on this planet ever became rich by being a nice and lovely human being.
    Each dollar in their bank account holds testimony to the number of people they crushed beneath them, to get where they are today.
    And that’s their success – money. Money is their success. Without money, nobody would give two fucks about these people.
    That should tell you all you need to know about them.

    Since we are now on the subject of money, how many lives has money saved in this pandemic? Does anyone know?
    Even the middle class people, and rich people have been unable to procure the right drugs and treatment in hospitals, what to speak of the poor?

    I like to think of doctors as people with a decent amount of money. But there was a doctor in some hospital, who couldn’t get the oxygen he needed, to survive, in India.

    Everyone’s invested in capitalism for their security, and it failed them when they needed it the most.
    India has been consistently running low on oxygen. People have money, but there is no oxygen. What should they do with that money if it can’t even get them a tank of oxygen to survive?

    I was reading last year, that the United States printed like a trillion dollars, to keep the country afloat during the pandemic.

    Well, suppose this pandemic carries on for another decade, what will they do?

    Every country has invested in millions and billions of funds for their military budget and expansion.
    Because killing is that damn important.
    Yet nobody thought of investing a few million bucks to open some special hospitals for emergency situations.

    India invested 27 billion rupees to construct the statue of unity. 27 billion rupees.
    They built a statue of some guy who’s long dead and gone; that most millennials wouldn’t give a fuck about, even if he were alive.
    Nobody gives a fuck about this statue. Nobody cares about this statue. It was simply a waste of money.
    And now, they don’t have oxygen. They’re begging for oxygen from other countries. They’re crying and weeping and blaming the US for not sending help.
    This is why India is a third world country. This is why India will always be a third world country.
    Because the people don’t have the intelligence to survive on this planet.
    The only thing they’re good at is trashing the streets and dumping dead bodies in the rivers and living like a bunch of filthy rats in the sewers.

    Nobody thought of investing that money to something more useful, like, building hospitals, and cleaning up the rivers, and building more efficient sewers and just giving the poor some money so they can get off the streets and do something with their lives other than begging for a few coins.

    If you’re an Indian living in India, then your government has failed you. Your politicians have failed you. Instead of gathering in political rallies to suck the dicks of your politicians, you’d have been better off in the safety of your homes, sleeping the day off.
    Now that the rallies and kumbh melas were proven to be Covid superspreaders, whom do you have to blame, but yourselves?

    Scumbags were caught selling fire extinguishers forged as oxygen tanks, imagine that!
    The prices of drugs skyrocketed. The prices of oxygen tanks went through the roofs; but the poor had no roofs to begin with, so they were simply carried off to the fields and cremated.
    I predicted firewood was going to become more expensive.
    The prices of coconuts used in cremation rituals had already increased tenfold.
    These are the benefits of capitalism.

    The migrants left their homes to work in the cities for a better life. Then they were forced to flee during the lockdowns. They had to borrow money for their return journey.
    These are the fruits of capitalism.
    Had they stayed home and farmed, I’m pretty sure they’d have enjoyed some mangoes or bananas instead of starving for several days traveling across the country to go back home.

    Capitalism has made people stupid. They have forgotten what’s vital.
    Now the banks are being hit hard by the effects of the pandemic. People will eventually run out of money, but more importantly, food, water and the basics.

    The year 2020 saw the highest rise in online sex workers, ever. And that’s from my calculations. Even YouTubers and Instagrammers have turned to online sex work. Everyone with over a few thousand followers now has an Onlyfans account or a Patreon or a Manyvids account. And by everyone, I mean the ladies.
    Everyone and their grandmama is now flashing their titties and buttholes on the camera to make some quick money.
    These are the results of capitalism.

    Where is the world heading, honestly?
    From where I’m sitting, I see an economic collapse far worse than the great depression. If the boomers thought the great depression was bad, then they don’t want to be alive for what’s coming next. And for the millennials and Gen-Z twerps, it’s going to be a real nightmare.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:08 pm on May 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply  

    Covid-19: Call Me Mr Facts Sir! 

    What’d I say?
    WHAT’D I SAY?
    HUH?
    HUH?

    That’s right!
    You can call me Mr Facts Sir!
    I spit straight up facts, and that’s sir to you!

    In early 2020, I took an insanely large number and threw it on the map.
    I said, if I can remember correctly, that this coronavirus may infect up to a billion people worldwide.
    1 Billion – the big B.
    And this was very early on, in March 2020, I think.

    And then, I predicted 400M cases in India alone.
    Later on, I lowered that number to 300M. I was thinking that 400M was too high a number, even for a population of fools. There had to be at least 100M people who would wisen up when people started dropping off like ants sprayed with insecticide.

    Of course, as the year progressed, the pandemic took off like a rocket, then came down to a crawl as people hid in the isolation of their homes.
    But then, people got too comfortable. There were mass protests and riots and people became careless. Consequently, there was another spike in cases.

    A lot of governments downplayed the threat of the pandemic by rigging the numbers.
    The fake statistics gave people a false sense of security, and they became reckless. Why? Because people don’t like to be inconvenienced! That’s why!
    Who the fuck wants to wear a mask, when everyone around them is walking around maskless? Why bother wearing a mask properly when everyone’s masks are hanging under their noses and chins?

    Scientists talk about herd immunity. I wanna talk about herd stupidity!
    I spent an entire year studying India, the US, Brazil, and many other countries.
    I spent several hours doing research, reading scientific journals, checking the news headlines, and following the worldwide trends on the pandemic.

    And then, I got tired. Do you know why I got tired? Because the numbers on the charts did not reflect the actions on the streets. How could the numbers be so low, when thousands of people were breaking the basic rules of precautions, and having the best time of their lives?

    It took America several months, before the statistics started showing significant changes.
    And the transparency in the US was commendable. Look at New York, for example. How many months was NYC in lockdown? Is New York still in lockdown? I don’t know! I watched so many videos of the lockdown and overwhelmed hospitals and dead bodies in trucks in New York City, that I just switched it off at a certain point. I was saturated with information.

    The US handled the pandemic like a champ. Well, not all of the US; definitely not trash holes like California and Texas and Florida. But New York City? Absolute fucking champions.

    Look at India right now. New Dehli is the new NYC. If you thought NYC as the epicenter was terrible, wait till you see New Dehli.
    And the politicians are absolutely incompetent.
    They’ve even gone as far as silencing people on social media, threatening them, and imposing extreme punishments upon them.

    There’s a certain Indian politician named Yogi Adityanath, who’s imposing a mafia rule on the citizens. While his people are dying from lack of oxygen, this son of a bitch is going on live interviews, lying to the journalists about ample availability of oxygen for Covid-19 patients.

    Many journalists’ tweets have been deleted and they have been threatened into silence by the government goons in India.

    It took India less time than the US to shoot up the charts like a missile. And the official numbers you’re seeing now, are the government’s desperate attempts to look legitimate. The real numbers, on the ground, are double or triple the official records.
    What that means, is that when the official records by the government showed 402K yesterday, they were more likely to be between 800K and 1.2M in a single day.

    India is finally catching up to my level of arithmetic.

    The greatest thing about India, is that there are still people who are willing to address the facts. I’ve seen many journalists in India who are willing to risk their lives to speak the truth and state the facts.
    Unlike America, where journalists are constantly trying to avoid offending people, the Indians don’t give a fuck who gets offended. Feelings aren’t a priority when it comes to facts.

    I have no doubt that the Indian people will wake up. Not all of them. But even a million enlightened Indians would make a greater force than several nations combined. For a population of 1.4B people, you don’t have to work hard to get the 1M.
    You just sit back and let nature do it’s job, and wallah! Even Darwin might wish he were an Indian.

    I think a lot of Indians are acknowledging the fact that the second wave is a shared responsibility between the reckless citizens and the lying incompetent government.

    Where does it go from here?
    I think the pandemic will go through it’s course. People will continue being people. For every intelligent man, there’s like a thousand idiots flocking around. And you don’t just end a pandemic in a day. Nor do you stop at 402K peak daily cases. You gotta keep pumping those numbers. I think India can hit a single day spike of a million cases easily. And the government will have to acknowledge those numbers officially. If they do not, then this pandemic will never end. Not until there’s 1B dead.

    I believe this pandemic will bring people’s priorities into light. Like what’s really important? Is your health important? Or is money important? Are religious gatherings important? Would you die for your religious beliefs? Are political gathering important? Would you like to attend future political rallies? What are you prepared to lose in order to live your life according to your whims? Is family important? Are your traditions and customs really important during a time of crisis?

    I’ve watched videos where the undertakers say that families are basically dumping the dead ones and abandoning their final rites in fear of the virus.

    People’s survival instincts are kicking in. And their ugly sides are showing.
    Welcome to the dark side.
    Leave your empathy at the door, and enter the isolated pod, from where you can watch humans turning into animals, as they desperately try to stay alive.

    If this pandemic lasts 5 more years at this rate, I guarantee that we will revisit the great depression in the modern age. On the positive side, TikToks won’t exist.

    Oh, and at this rate of funeral pyres, deforestation is going to become a major problem.
    A lot of businessmen are taking advantage of this pandemic to make some quick bucks. If only they’ll be able to stay alive to spend it between this pandemic and the next…

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:20 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , kumbha mela, ,   

    Covid-19: Reap What You Sow 

    In the previous article, I showcased the bright side of politicians and the general masses. I thought it’d only be fair to show some more insight into the recent surge in the statistics.

    19th April

    13th April

    11th April

    2nd April

    30th March

    29th March

    29th March

    29th March

    28th March

    25th March

    21st March

    20th March

    17th March

    17th March

    8th March

    Kumbha Mela

    Kumbha Mela

    Indian zombies

    Haridwar

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    The best thing about these videos, is that they almost provide a first-hand POV into the events that may/may not have contributed to the pandemic.

    As you may have noticed, most of the people aren’t wearing masks. There is no social distancing.
    If you thought the American protests were bad, well, the Indians aren’t doing much better either, are they now? Even worse, a group of them prefer to walk around butt naked waving their pencil dicks at the camera.
    There have been some nude protests in some countries. Well, apparently India’s the OG with all the zombie babajis flaunting their ugly bodies.

    And no, this isn’t some anti-religious sentiment. I’m an ex-monk. I understand the religion better than you do.
    The point here isn’t the naked babajis or the angry farmers. This is about large masses of people flaunting Covid-19 precautions and restrictions, and deliberately spreading the virus because of their ignorance and stupidity.

    Y’know I’d feel sorry for the innocent guy who slipped once and caught the virus due to his bad luck. And I’d shed a tear for the poor family members who might get infected through him.

    But how do you feel sorry for this level of ignorance?
    It’s been one year since the pandemic began. How can people be so ignorant in the face of a virus that made doctors cry and nurses weep?
    So many Indians acting like there’s no virus on the loose, going about their daily lives, wasting time on useless endeavors.

    The government can lie and fake the numbers, but people will keep dying.
    It’s not too late for the people to get their shit together. But, from what I know, people will continue being reckless until the government steps in and imposes a total lockdown.
    And for now, their government doesn’t seem to be keen on doing that.
    I think their government wants to cull the population before it imposes the next lockdown. The advantage of that will be that people will be more compliant and obedient.
    At the time of this writing, 23rd April, India has 345K new cases for the day.
    It looks like everyday is going have a higher record.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:02 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , , , Prime Minister, second wave,   

    Covid-19: Most Lives Don’t Matter 

    Aaand I’m back!
    Back again with another banger!

    Yesterday I focused a huge portion of my article slamming India. And some readers may wonder why.
    Well, the reason is quite simple really: they had it coming.

    But the problem in India isn’t just the people – it’s the politicians.
    You see, politics is one field where anyone can jump in and ride the waves. It doesn’t matter whether one is a stupid dumbfuck, mentally ill, or a career criminal. Politics is one field where you don’t need intelligence, you only need popularity.
    Another field where intelligence isn’t needed, is social media influencer.
    So politicians and social media influencers, are an unnecessary burden on planet earth. They only exist to cause trouble.

    Do you know what politicians and social media influencers have in common? They’re both selfish self-centered low-life scum of the earth.

    But fuck social media influencers. I don’t even wanna go there right now.

    I wanna talk about politicians.
    Do you what kind of person becomes a politician?
    A self-idolizing egomaniac who enjoys bossing people around.

    Politicians usually think they’re right, when in reality, they’re always wrong.
    Politicians love attention. That’s why most of the politicians always show off in front of the media.
    Politicians only care about looking good for the cameras. They will lie, they will make false promises, they will say and do whatever it takes to win the popular vote. If politicians could win people’s hearts and minds by shoving their own fists up their arseholes, they’d do it!

    Politicians are like celebrities without the talent, skill, looks or brains.
    They’re popular, but nobody knows why.
    They just say things that people would like to hear, and then they become popular.
    If you want to be a politician, you better practice running your mouth and flapping those gums all day long!

    If having a university degree was a proof of genius, then the world would be full of Einsteins.
    If holding a political position was a sign of leadership, then the world would never have any problems, certainly not of this magnitude.

    Politicians don’t care about the people. They don’t care about your infrastructure, your economy, your jobs, your security or your families.
    When a politician mentions the infrastructure, he’s talking about the ones that lead up to his mansion.
    When a politician mentions the economy, he’s talking about his bank account.
    When a politician mentions jobs, he’s talking about his fucking job. He’s talking about holding on to his job and his position forever.
    When a politician talks about security, it’s his security. Not yours. Not the people’s.
    When a politician talks about family, he means his wife and children. That’s it! That’s as far as he goes.

    Politicians don’t give a fuck about the people. That’s a fact. That’s the truth. That’s the reality.
    And the sooner the masses come to that realization, the better their chances will be at survival.

    Today I’m going to showcase an example of a self-serving politician. One can learn a lot by studying this man.

    Since I spent so much time bashing India, and Indians, for their second wave of Covid-19, I figured it was time for some self-explanatory proof.
    What you are about to see is Darwinism at it’s finest.

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Assam

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Tamil Nadu

    Bengal

    Assam

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Kerala

    Bangladesh

    Assam

    West Bengal/a>

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Uttar Pradesh

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Each of these videos showcases the importance of SOCIAL DISTANCING and WEARING MASKS.

    Each of these videos also highlights how much the politicians care about the health of the citizens in the midst of a pandemic.

    These videos also show the priorities of these politicians.
    Unfortunately, they also show the intelligence level of the average Indian citizen.

    If this was an investigation, then these videos would offer some background info to the 332K new cases that India had yesterday.

    Watching these videos, do you think these politicians had the health and safety of the citizens in mind?
    Do you think the lives of these people matter to these politicians?
    In a population of 1.3B, I don’t think anyone would even notice the disappearance of a few million idiots.
    The night curfews are to make sure these idiots disappear while the rest of the population sleeps.
    So if you’re infected and severely sick, chances are, you might just be dumped into the cemetery in the middle of the night. China cremated a bunch of sick people while they were alive. What makes you think India can’t do the same?
    If one can disappear without a trace in China, believe me, one would definitely not be missed in the densely populated India.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:30 pm on April 22, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Aarogya Setu, AstraZeneca, Bulgaria, , , , , Cyprus, Denmark, , , , Iceland, , , Indonesia, Ireland, , Latvia, Luxembourg, mutations, Netherlands, Norway, oxygen, , Pfizer, Portugal, Slovenia, , , , Sweden, , tracking,   

    Covid-19: It Can Only Get Worse 

    A lot of countries, and by countries, I mean the people, and their governments, were toying with the pandemic. “Just two more weeks,” they said.

    India just crossed 315K new cases in a day.
    LIGHT THE FIREWORKS!
    CELEBRATE!
    Masks off! More weddings and crowds and loitering on the streets! Uttarayan! Holi! Kumbh Mela!
    Let’s go India! You can do this!

    If there are any other countries that are thinking of playing around with the Coronavirus like it’s their grandma’s panties, take a look at India right now.
    India will get through this just fine. 1.3B people. Like I said last year, even if 300M folks died, India would still keep going.
    The rest of you fuckers, would be wiped off the face of the earth.
    So, you can hold your protests, and riot on the streets and have Covid parties all you want, but just know, unlike India and China, you don’t have the balls to procreate a future generation. This very well might be your last one. So tread carefully.

    My predictions for November 2020 will come true. Even if delayed by a few months, I was quite accurate in my analysis and hypothesis. Now it wasn’t Nov 2020, but it will be some other month this year, perhaps Nov 2021?
    Let’s just say I made some premature predictions and prophesies. Or, we could say that I made accurate predictions but the Indian government rigged the numbers!

    What’s on the news?
    Fake Covid-19 vaccines have been discovered by Pfizer in Mexico and Poland.
    It’s business baby! First, it was the governments that tried to take advantage of the pandemic. Then the corporations. And now, it’s the drug dealers. The problem started at the top, and trickled down to the bottom.

    AstraZeneca vaccine was suspended in 18 countries. Thailand, Luxembourg, Sweden, Slovenia, Latvia, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia, Netherlands, Ireland, Bulgaria, Iceland, Norway, Denmark.

    Double and Triple mutant variants of the Coronavirus found in India.
    Oh well, those cow dung baths and cow piss shots couldn’t help much, could they?

    French variant of Covid-19 undetectable in PCR test.
    Well, only the Chinese variant is superdetectable from a mile away – because Coronavirus came from China. Even a blind man in the Amazon forest would’ve seen the pandemic emerging from China.
    But nobody talks about China because that’s racist. Bunch of fucking bullshit!

    Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for Coronavirus patients.
    Now this headline is from early 2020, but can still be applied to this day.
    People never change.
    What’s the latest shooting case in America?
    Never mind!
    I don’t give a fuck.
    I stopped following the weekly shootings after the Floyd riots last year.
    Seriously, try something new. Find a hobby or something. These shootings have become stale and boring.
    Maybe it’s just karma in another form after Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria etc etc.
    Americans are too busy meddling with other countries’ affairs yet they can’t sort out their weekly shootings, eh?

    Anyway, one of the things I’ve been really curious about is, what happened to all the surveillance apps that every government rolled out within weeks after the pandemic began, to track and monitor infected people?
    Surely, if everyone had downloaded the Covid-19 surveillance apps, then people would be safe?

    Didn’t India make their app mandatory for everyone who wanted to go outside their homes? What’s the name? Aarogya setu? What happened to it? Weren’t the cops going to check people’s phones to see if they had the app installed?
    Their site shows 176M downloads. That’s like 13% of the population.

    I’m looking at this graph in an article from the Financial Times which compares the official count of Covid-19 deaths vs the number of cremations of Covid-19 victims over the same period.
    Some districts have cremations as high as 100x the official count.
    Now, what’d I say about the lying governments?
    And this one is about India. Anybody who’s been to India knows you can’t trust the government or politicians on anything.
    So my guess is that the government faked the numbers, the general dumbass population got a false sense of security and became reckless, and the infections spread like wildfire.
    Nice!

    I believe India shall see a daily rise of 500K cases in less than a week, that is, if the government doesn’t manipulate the statistics once again.

    I saw a screenshot of an Indian newspaper on 9gag. “Patients gasp for breath, netas hold up o2 tanker for photo op. Politicians in Indore stopped than tanker carrying 30 tonnes of oxygen twice for photo ops and a puja before it could be unloaded.”
    Puja means worship. Indian politicians worshiped a tank of oxygen.
    This is how you know my predictions will come true. Because this is the type of big brains you’d expect in the Indian government – worshiping oxygen tanks and Covid-19 vaccines. That’s right. When the first batch of vaccines arrived in Indian hospitals, they decided to worship the vaccines. Because that’s how people get immunity – by worshiping vaccines. And if you worship a tank of oxygen, you will never need a breathe of oxygen again!

    I’m seeing news headlines of shortage of Covid-19 vaccines in India.
    Whilst Modi was enjoying the publicity stunts by exporting vaccines to other countries, he must’ve forgotten the pandemic was still a real problem in India.
    Ironically, the Indian government has opened up vaccination for everyone 18+ on some bullshit platform called CoWIN. If they’re implying that the ‘rona is winning in India, they’re absolutely correct. If they’re implying that they’ll win the battle against the ‘rona, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Have you read my articles about the current state of India?
    You don’t win a battle against a deadly virus by crowding everywhere, wearing masks below the nose, going to every wedding in a 100 mile radius, and having the hygiene standards of a pig.
    Where’s the lockdown in India? There is no fucking lockdown. They’ve imposed night curfews which are pretty much useless because most of the population sleeps at night anyway.

    Yesterday I read a headline about J&J trying to get approval for rollout in India.
    At this point, I’m convinced India will be the new test bed for every vaccine manufacturer.

    I think we’re all on a deadline here. India is a perfect example of how quickly shit can hit the fan when we don’t take precautions. Even if you take all the precautions, if someone around you does not, they increase your chances of being infected as well. And that’s scary.

    Every family, every neighborhood has that one dumbass who will definitely get infected because they’re a fucking idiot. And everyone that idiot visits or gets in close proximity with might just get infected as well. All it takes is one small slip, one mistake, and you’re truly fucked.
    If you’re wearing a mask but the moron who comes close to you isn’t wearing one, or is wearing it improperly, then they’re putting you at risk.

    So, even if you’re just going to get groceries, or pay your bills, or shopping for some essentials, it’s a high-risk manoeuvre at best.

     
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