The Mysterious Monoliths Exposed

Recently, and by recently, I mean over the past 3 months, there have been a number of monoliths that have appeared in weird locations around the globe.

The monoliths were huge, tall, structures made of shiny metal that just poked straight out of the earth in the middle of nowhere.

The most recent one was discovered in Gobeklitepe in Turkey. It was 3 meters tall, and 1 meter wide.
On the block, some words in Gokturk, the Old Turkic script, appeared. And they translated to, “Look at the sky if you want to see the moon.”

Now this block of metal is being guarded by the military.
So, unlike the other monoliths that disappeared after a few days, this one’s staying here. Until the authorities find out who put it there.

There have been a lot of rumors and fake stories from people who want their two minutes of fame on the news.
But I want to know the truth.
The world deserves to know the truth.
Who are the jackasses who planted the blocks of shiny metal across the globe? And who removed them?

There’s always some rich prick with little imagination and a lot of free time who’s got all the time and resources to pull of stupid stunts like this.
And I’m not going to be one of those social media idiots dancing to the tunes of the shiny metal monoliths.

No, those monoliths didn’t appear out of thin air.
And no, they’re not natural.
No, the aliens did not put them there, unless they’re retarded aliens. I expect the aliens to be smart. And if this is the best they can come up with, then I have no worries for this planet.

What I think is that some rich bastard came up with this stupid idea and set up the first monolith. Then another rich bastard saw all the attention the first one was getting and put up the second one, and so on.

I think there’s a lot of real shit going on in this world, and these shiny pieces of scrap metal are a distraction.
So who is creating these distractions, and why?