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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:20 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , kumbha mela, ,   

    Covid-19: Reap What You Sow 

    In the previous article, I showcased the bright side of politicians and the general masses. I thought it’d only be fair to show some more insight into the recent surge in the statistics.

    19th April

    13th April

    11th April

    2nd April

    30th March

    29th March

    29th March

    29th March

    28th March

    25th March

    21st March

    20th March

    17th March

    17th March

    8th March

    Kumbha Mela

    Kumbha Mela

    Indian zombies

    Haridwar

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    The best thing about these videos, is that they almost provide a first-hand POV into the events that may/may not have contributed to the pandemic.

    As you may have noticed, most of the people aren’t wearing masks. There is no social distancing.
    If you thought the American protests were bad, well, the Indians aren’t doing much better either, are they now? Even worse, a group of them prefer to walk around butt naked waving their pencil dicks at the camera.
    There have been some nude protests in some countries. Well, apparently India’s the OG with all the zombie babajis flaunting their ugly bodies.

    And no, this isn’t some anti-religious sentiment. I’m an ex-monk. I understand the religion better than you do.
    The point here isn’t the naked babajis or the angry farmers. This is about large masses of people flaunting Covid-19 precautions and restrictions, and deliberately spreading the virus because of their ignorance and stupidity.

    Y’know I’d feel sorry for the innocent guy who slipped once and caught the virus due to his bad luck. And I’d shed a tear for the poor family members who might get infected through him.

    But how do you feel sorry for this level of ignorance?
    It’s been one year since the pandemic began. How can people be so ignorant in the face of a virus that made doctors cry and nurses weep?
    So many Indians acting like there’s no virus on the loose, going about their daily lives, wasting time on useless endeavors.

    The government can lie and fake the numbers, but people will keep dying.
    It’s not too late for the people to get their shit together. But, from what I know, people will continue being reckless until the government steps in and imposes a total lockdown.
    And for now, their government doesn’t seem to be keen on doing that.
    I think their government wants to cull the population before it imposes the next lockdown. The advantage of that will be that people will be more compliant and obedient.
    At the time of this writing, 23rd April, India has 345K new cases for the day.
    It looks like everyday is going have a higher record.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:02 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: Most Lives Don’t Matter 

    Aaand I’m back!
    Back again with another banger!

    Yesterday I focused a huge portion of my article slamming India. And some readers may wonder why.
    Well, the reason is quite simple really: they had it coming.

    But the problem in India isn’t just the people – it’s the politicians.
    You see, politics is one field where anyone can jump in and ride the waves. It doesn’t matter whether one is a stupid dumbfuck, mentally ill, or a career criminal. Politics is one field where you don’t need intelligence, you only need popularity.
    Another field where intelligence isn’t needed, is social media influencer.
    So politicians and social media influencers, are an unnecessary burden on planet earth. They only exist to cause trouble.

    Do you know what politicians and social media influencers have in common? They’re both selfish self-centered low-life scum of the earth.

    But fuck social media influencers. I don’t even wanna go there right now.

    I wanna talk about politicians.
    Do you what kind of person becomes a politician?
    A self-idolizing egomaniac who enjoys bossing people around.

    Politicians usually think they’re right, when in reality, they’re always wrong.
    Politicians love attention. That’s why most of the politicians always show off in front of the media.
    Politicians only care about looking good for the cameras. They will lie, they will make false promises, they will say and do whatever it takes to win the popular vote. If politicians could win people’s hearts and minds by shoving their own fists up their arseholes, they’d do it!

    Politicians are like celebrities without the talent, skill, looks or brains.
    They’re popular, but nobody knows why.
    They just say things that people would like to hear, and then they become popular.
    If you want to be a politician, you better practice running your mouth and flapping those gums all day long!

    If having a university degree was a proof of genius, then the world would be full of Einsteins.
    If holding a political position was a sign of leadership, then the world would never have any problems, certainly not of this magnitude.

    Politicians don’t care about the people. They don’t care about your infrastructure, your economy, your jobs, your security or your families.
    When a politician mentions the infrastructure, he’s talking about the ones that lead up to his mansion.
    When a politician mentions the economy, he’s talking about his bank account.
    When a politician mentions jobs, he’s talking about his fucking job. He’s talking about holding on to his job and his position forever.
    When a politician talks about security, it’s his security. Not yours. Not the people’s.
    When a politician talks about family, he means his wife and children. That’s it! That’s as far as he goes.

    Politicians don’t give a fuck about the people. That’s a fact. That’s the truth. That’s the reality.
    And the sooner the masses come to that realization, the better their chances will be at survival.

    Today I’m going to showcase an example of a self-serving politician. One can learn a lot by studying this man.

    Since I spent so much time bashing India, and Indians, for their second wave of Covid-19, I figured it was time for some self-explanatory proof.
    What you are about to see is Darwinism at it’s finest.

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Assam

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Tamil Nadu

    Bengal

    Assam

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Kerala

    Bangladesh

    Assam

    West Bengal/a>

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Uttar Pradesh

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Each of these videos showcases the importance of SOCIAL DISTANCING and WEARING MASKS.

    Each of these videos also highlights how much the politicians care about the health of the citizens in the midst of a pandemic.

    These videos also show the priorities of these politicians.
    Unfortunately, they also show the intelligence level of the average Indian citizen.

    If this was an investigation, then these videos would offer some background info to the 332K new cases that India had yesterday.

    Watching these videos, do you think these politicians had the health and safety of the citizens in mind?
    Do you think the lives of these people matter to these politicians?
    In a population of 1.3B, I don’t think anyone would even notice the disappearance of a few million idiots.
    The night curfews are to make sure these idiots disappear while the rest of the population sleeps.
    So if you’re infected and severely sick, chances are, you might just be dumped into the cemetery in the middle of the night. China cremated a bunch of sick people while they were alive. What makes you think India can’t do the same?
    If one can disappear without a trace in China, believe me, one would definitely not be missed in the densely populated India.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:30 pm on April 22, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Aarogya Setu, AstraZeneca, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , mutations, , , oxygen, , Pfizer, , , , , , , , tracking,   

    Covid-19: It Can Only Get Worse 

    A lot of countries, and by countries, I mean the people, and their governments, were toying with the pandemic. “Just two more weeks,” they said.

    India just crossed 315K new cases in a day.
    LIGHT THE FIREWORKS!
    CELEBRATE!
    Masks off! More weddings and crowds and loitering on the streets! Uttarayan! Holi! Kumbh Mela!
    Let’s go India! You can do this!

    If there are any other countries that are thinking of playing around with the Coronavirus like it’s their grandma’s panties, take a look at India right now.
    India will get through this just fine. 1.3B people. Like I said last year, even if 300M folks died, India would still keep going.
    The rest of you fuckers, would be wiped off the face of the earth.
    So, you can hold your protests, and riot on the streets and have Covid parties all you want, but just know, unlike India and China, you don’t have the balls to procreate a future generation. This very well might be your last one. So tread carefully.

    My predictions for November 2020 will come true. Even if delayed by a few months, I was quite accurate in my analysis and hypothesis. Now it wasn’t Nov 2020, but it will be some other month this year, perhaps Nov 2021?
    Let’s just say I made some premature predictions and prophesies. Or, we could say that I made accurate predictions but the Indian government rigged the numbers!

    What’s on the news?
    Fake Covid-19 vaccines have been discovered by Pfizer in Mexico and Poland.
    It’s business baby! First, it was the governments that tried to take advantage of the pandemic. Then the corporations. And now, it’s the drug dealers. The problem started at the top, and trickled down to the bottom.

    AstraZeneca vaccine was suspended in 18 countries. Thailand, Luxembourg, Sweden, Slovenia, Latvia, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia, Netherlands, Ireland, Bulgaria, Iceland, Norway, Denmark.

    Double and Triple mutant variants of the Coronavirus found in India.
    Oh well, those cow dung baths and cow piss shots couldn’t help much, could they?

    French variant of Covid-19 undetectable in PCR test.
    Well, only the Chinese variant is superdetectable from a mile away – because Coronavirus came from China. Even a blind man in the Amazon forest would’ve seen the pandemic emerging from China.
    But nobody talks about China because that’s racist. Bunch of fucking bullshit!

    Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for Coronavirus patients.
    Now this headline is from early 2020, but can still be applied to this day.
    People never change.
    What’s the latest shooting case in America?
    Never mind!
    I don’t give a fuck.
    I stopped following the weekly shootings after the Floyd riots last year.
    Seriously, try something new. Find a hobby or something. These shootings have become stale and boring.
    Maybe it’s just karma in another form after Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria etc etc.
    Americans are too busy meddling with other countries’ affairs yet they can’t sort out their weekly shootings, eh?

    Anyway, one of the things I’ve been really curious about is, what happened to all the surveillance apps that every government rolled out within weeks after the pandemic began, to track and monitor infected people?
    Surely, if everyone had downloaded the Covid-19 surveillance apps, then people would be safe?

    Didn’t India make their app mandatory for everyone who wanted to go outside their homes? What’s the name? Aarogya setu? What happened to it? Weren’t the cops going to check people’s phones to see if they had the app installed?
    Their site shows 176M downloads. That’s like 13% of the population.

    I’m looking at this graph in an article from the Financial Times which compares the official count of Covid-19 deaths vs the number of cremations of Covid-19 victims over the same period.
    Some districts have cremations as high as 100x the official count.
    Now, what’d I say about the lying governments?
    And this one is about India. Anybody who’s been to India knows you can’t trust the government or politicians on anything.
    So my guess is that the government faked the numbers, the general dumbass population got a false sense of security and became reckless, and the infections spread like wildfire.
    Nice!

    I believe India shall see a daily rise of 500K cases in less than a week, that is, if the government doesn’t manipulate the statistics once again.

    I saw a screenshot of an Indian newspaper on 9gag. “Patients gasp for breath, netas hold up o2 tanker for photo op. Politicians in Indore stopped than tanker carrying 30 tonnes of oxygen twice for photo ops and a puja before it could be unloaded.”
    Puja means worship. Indian politicians worshiped a tank of oxygen.
    This is how you know my predictions will come true. Because this is the type of big brains you’d expect in the Indian government – worshiping oxygen tanks and Covid-19 vaccines. That’s right. When the first batch of vaccines arrived in Indian hospitals, they decided to worship the vaccines. Because that’s how people get immunity – by worshiping vaccines. And if you worship a tank of oxygen, you will never need a breathe of oxygen again!

    I’m seeing news headlines of shortage of Covid-19 vaccines in India.
    Whilst Modi was enjoying the publicity stunts by exporting vaccines to other countries, he must’ve forgotten the pandemic was still a real problem in India.
    Ironically, the Indian government has opened up vaccination for everyone 18+ on some bullshit platform called CoWIN. If they’re implying that the ‘rona is winning in India, they’re absolutely correct. If they’re implying that they’ll win the battle against the ‘rona, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Have you read my articles about the current state of India?
    You don’t win a battle against a deadly virus by crowding everywhere, wearing masks below the nose, going to every wedding in a 100 mile radius, and having the hygiene standards of a pig.
    Where’s the lockdown in India? There is no fucking lockdown. They’ve imposed night curfews which are pretty much useless because most of the population sleeps at night anyway.

    Yesterday I read a headline about J&J trying to get approval for rollout in India.
    At this point, I’m convinced India will be the new test bed for every vaccine manufacturer.

    I think we’re all on a deadline here. India is a perfect example of how quickly shit can hit the fan when we don’t take precautions. Even if you take all the precautions, if someone around you does not, they increase your chances of being infected as well. And that’s scary.

    Every family, every neighborhood has that one dumbass who will definitely get infected because they’re a fucking idiot. And everyone that idiot visits or gets in close proximity with might just get infected as well. All it takes is one small slip, one mistake, and you’re truly fucked.
    If you’re wearing a mask but the moron who comes close to you isn’t wearing one, or is wearing it improperly, then they’re putting you at risk.

    So, even if you’re just going to get groceries, or pay your bills, or shopping for some essentials, it’s a high-risk manoeuvre at best.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 4:46 pm on April 20, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2021 Free Expression Awards, adblock, ads, , captcha, cookies, , entertainment, personalization, , videos,   

    YouTube Sucks & CEO Susan Wojcicki Is An Idiot 

    Yesterday I came across this video on YouTube titled “2021 Free Expression Awards Highlight: Susan Wojcicki” by a channel named Freedom Forum.

    “Free Expression Awards presented by signature sponsor YouTube.”

    I don’t even know where to begin with this nonsense.

    For the past month or so, YouTube has been presenting me with 3 pages of Personalization Settings & Cookies, simply because I do not “Agree” with the default corporate surveillance crap.
    More recently, I’ve been getting frequent Google Captchas, like every 3 videos or so, which I have to fill in order to continue watching videos.
    So, what’s going on with YouTube? Why are they so concerned about who’s watching which videos? Why are they profiling their viewers?

    Google captcha is like a brain tumor on the internet. It’s being created by this giant monster called Google.

    I’m a creative genius. YouTube likes to think the capitalist zombies on their payroll are creative – Fuck No. The real creative people exist outside the capitalist corporate empire. And believe me, they’re doing just fine.
    So I’ve slowly been shifting away from using YouTube as my primary entertainment source to watching movies and TV shows.
    And I do it all FOR FREE.
    Are you reading this YouTube wankers?
    That’s right!
    Fuck your YouTube! I’ve found an alternative source of entertainment – all for free!
    Fuck your ads,
    Fuck your 3 pages of cookies and personalization bullshit.
    Fuck your captchas.
    Fuck your tracking and profiling.
    Fuck your capitalist business model.
    Fuck Susan Wojcicki. In the ass. With a big giant corporate dildo.
    Free Expression Awards. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

    You want free expression? This, right here, is free expression. I am expressing my anger towards a giant corporate sinkhole in the shape of Susan Wojcicki’s asshole that spews bullshit like YouTube wins Free Expression Awards and Susan Wojcicki’s the best freedom of expression role model. BULLSHIT!

    Susan Wojcicki is like Kim Jong Un’s cousin or Xi Jinping’s half-sister. She represents the spiral downfall of what was once an awesome platform to share stuff and turned it into a giant billboard where all the corporate jackasses line up to ejaculate on the viewer’s eyes.

    I couldn’t even get through the first few minutes of the woman yapping away in the video. But somewhere in the video Susan Wojcicki talked about her grandparents in Poland and the iron curtain and stuff.
    I couldn’t even let her finish the sentence.
    Hey Susan! Susan! Why are the words SEXUAL ASSAULT so terrifying to you?
    YouTubers can’t even say the words “sexual assault” because they may get banned or demonetized or something. Just what in the fuck is going on at YouTube HQ?
    I see a bunch of YouTubers talking about “essay” and “essay”; what they’re really referring to is SA, an acronym created by Susan’s dumbfuck minions to refer to sexual assault.
    Is this really free expression? I don’t think so! I think this is censorship of the highest order. So this woman remembers her grandfather’s time in Poland, where he had to watch what he said, and consequently, she decides to adopt the methodology of her grandfather’s oppressors.
    This is the genius of Susan Wojcicki ladies and gentlemen. This is the best she can do.

    That video was published on 16th April and got 32 likes – all from Susan’s close family members and friends, and a few YouTube employees directly under her wing.
    Then it got 11K dislikes.
    32 likes, 11,000 dislikes.
    The numbers have spoken Susan! The numbers have spoken!
    Speaking of numbers…
    OHHH! OHHH!
    What?
    I’m a numbers guy!

    I can’t even get through the video. I just can’t get through it without barging in like an angry grandpa and yelling at the video.
    What I’m looking at, right now, are the comments. And it seems that the entire human species has aligned with my brain on this one.

    I was a lil hesistant about going all out on Susan’s hypocrisy, but now I think I may have gone too soft on her, given that there’s millions of people who agree with me.

    I got tired of scrolling through the comments of the millions of people agreeing with me.

    Here’s the thing: Susan Wojcicki winning the free expression award is like me winning the most handsome black man award.

    Since YouTube has gone down the shitter with Susan patting herself on the back for being the most ignorant hypocrite to ever grace our planet, I’d like to suggest an alternative.
    Peertube is the most free expression platform on the internet. I would like to thank them for sponsoring this article.
    Make sure to click the like button, hit the notification button and subscribe.

    Wait – what?!
    Oh hell no!
    Fuck the like button!
    Fuck the notification bell icon!
    Fuck your subscription!
    And fuck you!

    I can’t get through a YouTube video without a segment from some fucking sponsor, and a zombie begging for likes, notifications and subscriptions.
    It’s quite evident that almost every intelligent homo sapien has installed some adblocker in their browser, so now the advertisers have ditched YouTube ads and are sponsoring YouTubers directly.
    Now we’ll need an AI extension to block the sponsored segments in the videos. What a pain in the ass!

    And this is all because of Susan. I’m blaming everything on Susan.
    YouTube has become a pimping platform. Why? Because of Susan.
    Susan Wojcicki introduced her greedy grubby hands and turned it into a pimping corporation.
    All the YouTubers have sold out and become hookers.
    The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? Because of Susan Wojcicki.

    Susan was Google’s first marketing manager. She also worked at marketing for Intel. She led the development of Adsense. She was it’s first product manager. She became Google’s senior vice president of Advertising & Commerce. She oversaw the company’s advertising and analytic products, including AdWords, AdSense, DoubleClick, and Google Analytics.
    And then she took over YouTube and fucked it up for everybody.
    Susan Wojcicki, everybody. Let’s give her a round of applause.

    I was going to finish this article with one simple question. But it’s a one-liner that’s an equivalent of a nuclear weapon. It’s so fatal, that even the hoards of people angry at Susan would be surprised and say “Damn! That’s savage!” and “Oh no! I think you may have gone too far this time!”
    Susan Wojcicki, free expression. See? Even the best of us can’t have it sometimes. Today’s your lucky day.

    Susan Wojcicki may be the woman that pimped out an entire platform full of zombies. But I’m the one guy that could do that to her, in a one-liner. I’ll save it for the future.

    One day, I’ll be working on my own YouTube alternative, with blackjack and hookers. And I got just the perfect role for Susan in it.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:25 am on April 20, 2021 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: India Number One! 

    Hello Hello Hello!
    Look who’s here!
    It’s time for another article!
    Hell yeah!
    I’m quite busy at the moment but I decided to drop in today dawn to comment on some important issues.

    So, back in November last year, I’d posted an article about USA Number One.
    At it’s peak, the US had 200K+ cases everyday for a while.
    And now, it’s India’s turn.
    For the past week or so, India has consistently been churning out 250K+ cases everyday. And that’s commendable.

    India’s peak record so far has been 275K+ cases in a single day.
    But I think India can do more.
    I think India can do better!
    What do you say Indians? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta pump up those numbers!
    Let’s gooooo!

    An untrained mind might find these statements absolutely horrible. Like “How could you say such a thing?! There’s hundreds of thousands of people getting sick everyday! Hospitals are working at full capacity, doctors and nurses are exhausted, there is a lack of oxygen supply for all patients, this is all so terrifying!”
    And you’re right about all those statements. Except, they’ve done this to themselves. Well, “How could you say that?! Oh My God!”

    Anyone remember November 2020, when the entire universe of big brain intelligence predicted that India would overtake the USA? It never happened, did it? D’you know why? Because they manipulated those numbers! They misled the people.
    And Indians are an extremely intelligent people who take all Covid-19 precautions like wearing a mask properly, avoiding large crowds, maintaining social distance, etc etc. NOT!

    I’ve been there. I’ve seen firsthand how much Indians care about their personal health and safety, and believe me, they don’t.

    Meanwhile in Africa, thousands of people walk on the streets wearing surgical masks, because, we all know surgical masks offer the best protection against Covid-19, especially, if you wear them below the nose!

    Sometimes, humanity goes out of the way to bring disasters upon themselves. And this pandemic is a classic example, among many others.

    Have you heard of the famous Kumbha Mela festival? This would be a good time to investigate it, do your research, and come to your appropriate conclusions.
    I would’ve liked to link a few videos but YouTube has gone down the shitter so that’s my next article.

    The Americans prioritized riots over the pandemic, the Europeans prioritized clanking pots over the pandemic, the South Americans prioritized parties over the pandemic, and the Indians have also done their part, to prioritize protests and a religious dip over the pandemic.
    What can I say? Stupidity is a universal phenomenon.

    I’m waiting for the 1M cases a day headlines. Until then, yawn, YAWN.

     
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