Covid-19: The Wonderful Glories Of India

A few weeks ago I published a few articles detailing the rise of the second wave of the pandemic in India.

Since then, there have been headlines after headlines exposing the horrible situation in India on the news.
I avoided all that because the levels of stupidity in India reached the lethal limit of my big brain.

I think I’d become fed up of watching India’s incompetency in handling the pandemic. And I just needed a break.
I’ve spent the past few weeks in blissful ignorance. I haven’t checked any news regarding the pandemic. I even stopped browsing the Coronavirus section on 9gag. Did it improve my mental health? Yes and no. Yes because I stopped thinking about the pandemic for a minute. And no because then I got distracted by some other bullshit.

So what’s been going on in India for the past few weeks?
Oh buoy! Where do I even begin?

Some Indians have started building temples for their new Indian goddess – Coronavirus!
Never underestimate the power of religious bullshit.
Want to protect yourself from Covid-19? Drink cow piss and bathe in cow dung.
Want to protect others from Covid-19?
Build a temple for “Corona Devi” – the Corona goddess!
They literally built an idol and gave it a feminine face, and put a few bat idols at her feet to complete the look!
Also note the garland of plastic skulls around the goddess! Attention to detail!

As an expert in multiple religions and cults, I really wonder who imagined the physical looks and appearance of the Corona goddess. As a professor of some of the largest religious books that ever came out of India, I’ve never read anything on Corona devi. Neither have I come across any verses that prescribe sculpting and worshiping of plagues and diseases in order to get rid of them.
Just out of curiosity, why didn’t anyone build an idol of HIV/AIDS? Surely, that’s been around since I was born and nobody thought of worshiping AIDS to get rid of AIDS? Amateurs! If you want to be a religious conman, do it right or fuck off.
What about Ebola? Swine Flu? H1N1?
I think the AIDS devi is going to be very upset that she’s been around for decades and didn’t get a single temple!

Meanwhile, some other Indians have been beating up doctors with pots, pans, sticks, oxygen tanks and anything they could lay their hands on. Why? Because they brought their family members to be magically cured from Coronavirus and these doctors killed them instead! How dare they!
Here’s a suggestion my religious cousins – have you tried worshiping the doctors and nurses in the hospitals? If you can worship the coronavirus, surely, you can worship the doctors who are doing their best to cure you from it?

Before I forget, has anyone thought of sculpting idols of the black fungus and white fungus? Fungus sounds manly, doesn’t it? Fungus deva – the Fungus god. Black Fungus deva – the black fungus god. So it’s official then! Someone build a temple real quick and let’s have two male idols in it – the Fungus devas. Proper worship of these gods will ensure you will never catch black fungus! Guaranteed results!

Manjul the cartoonist received Twitter’s notice saying they had been informed by “law enforcement” that his cartoon (which he shared online) was in violation of the law. Sharing Modi cartoons and memes is now a crime in India.

Shri Paras Hospital in Agra, India decided to do a mock drill by turning off oxygen for 5 mins due to lack of oxygen supply. 7 patients died. The Indian media lied and said 22 people died because they’re retarded and don’t understand Hindi.
While all the Indians decided to pounce on the doctor and blame him, I decided to hear his version of the story.
The doctor tried everything to procure oxygen from everywhere but failed. He asked the patients to leave the hospital and they refused. Yogi Adityanath and his big daddy Narendra Modi did nothing to fix the oxygen supply shortage. Who’s really to blame?

About 3000 doctors resigned in Madhya Pradesh state in India because their demands were not heard by the government.
Doctors in New Dehli held a candle march protest in support of the other doctors.

There are no vaccination centers in villages. Most villages don’t even have a Covid facility. There’s a massive shortage of vaccines in the cities.

Migrant workers are staying hungry for days on end. Narendra Modi has failed to deliver both food and vaccination to them.

Dumbass conman Baba Ramdev is spreading rumors that modern medicine doesn’t work on Covid-19.

Thousands of dead bodies have been dumped into the River Ganges and it’s banks due to shortage of wood and space in crematoriums. Two men were even caught on camera throwing a dead body over a bridge into the river below.

India’s Covaxin has been rejected by the US FDA due to lack of adequate data.

“I Drink Cow Urine Every Day, So I Don’t Have COVID” – BJP MP Sadhvi Pragya.

Aaand that’s enough news for today.
If politicians are advocating drinking of cow piss to prevent Covid-19, one can only imagine the state of mind of the rest of the nation.

There has been a social stigma that’s led millions of infected Indians to deny their Covid infection. This has led to a higher spread of the disease even in remote villages.

The hospitals are overwhelmed. Doctors and nurses are overwhelmed and exhausted. Patients lay everywhere on the floors and corridors in government hospitals. The lack of oxygen supply has forced many hospitals to turn away incoming patients.

I checked the stats and India’s currently hovering around 80K daily cases.
That’s strange considering 3 weeks ago, they were dumping thousands of corpses into the rivers.
How many waves does India need before they start publishing the real numbers?

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