Lying: The National Indian Pastime

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Hardly a day goes by when some shit doesn’t go down in India, that is worthy of an article, and a verbal beatdown.

As an expert in Indian culture, traditions, philosophy, social norms and politics, it is my duty to give Indians a pounding every time somebody fucks something up. And boy, India is the land of fuckups.

In March last year, the Indian government promised big bucks to all the Indians whose family members died in the pandemic.
To quote:

The Central government has decided to treat coronavirus as a “notified disaster” for the purpose of providing assistance under the State Disaster Response Fund (SDRF) and has announced an ex-gratia payment of Rs 4 lakhs to families of those who die of coronavirus.
The disaster management division of the Union Home Ministry has issued a letter to the Chief Secretaries of all the states.
The letter states, “The Central government, keeping in view the spread of COVID-19 virus in India and the declaration of COVID-19 as a pandemic by the World Health Organisation (WHO), by way of a special one-time dispensation, has decided to treat it as a notified disaster for the purpose of providing assistance under SDRF”.

Now all news articles of the above letter have been scrubbed by Modi’s board of censorship. Except these two articles.

And the Indian government has pulled a 180 and said they never stated any such thing; nor do they have the capability to compensate every family of Covid-19 victims with Rs. 400K. Surprise!

This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government – you get screwed, pretty badly.

There’s even a video of an Indian politician promising a million bucks to the families of every frontline worker who died on duty.

The kin of police officials and others who die while fighting the novel coronavirus in Delhi would also be given a compensation of Rs 1 crore each, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal said on Saturday. “If any doctor, nurse, sanitation worker at hospitals, lab technician contracts the infection and dies due to it, while attending to the patients of COVID-19, then the Delhi government will give a compensation of Rs 1 crore to their family.” Now, police, defence volunteers and others involved in taking care of Covid patients are also beneficiaries now.

An interesting phenomenon to note is that the Indian government declared Covid-19 as as a notified disaster in March 2020. Then in March 2021, Prime Minister Narendra Modi decided to hold political rallies in several states in order to launch the second wave of Covid-19 in India.
The result of that was weeks of 300K cases daily, breaking the records of any other country by far.
In response to that, the Indian government faked the numbers, which led to even more deaths, and people begging for oxygen and dying like rats.

This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government.

Last year, when the pandemic began, the government promised free food and money to the migrant workers in India. Did they receive any of the promised aid? Nope! There’s even a video of a hungry migrant feeding on a dead dog’s corpse in the middle of the highway!
You can’t make this shit up!

So the Indian government is expert at lying and cheating it’s citizens. Consequently, the citizens have also learned the art of lying in a desperate attempt to survive. There were news articles about people selling fire extinguishers disguised as oxygen tanks. There were articles about some restaurant hoarding oxygen concentrators. There were articles about ambulance drivers demanding 10x the regular fees to transport Covid-19 bodies. There were articles about Remdesivir being sold for insane prices on black market. And the list goes on and on.
So this cheating propensity has actually been triggered by Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the Indian government.
Lying, therefore, is a national pastime in India.
Are you a tourist who would like to visit India? Would you like to visit the Indian pilgrimage sites and learn the Indian culture? Save yourself the trouble and fuck off somewhere else. India is a fucking shithole where human lives are worth nothing. As the saying goes, it’s a dog eat dog world.

Here’s something I almost forgot:

Barkha Dutt reports from Madhya Pradesh where she talks to a man named Ajay who lost his wife Rajni to COVID. Her death was not counted in official government figures because the death certificate doesn’t mention covid as a cause of death although the certificates from hospital and Crematorium clearly shows she died due to COVID. He said, “When she was alive, I had to struggle to get into any hospital & now when she lost her battle to covid, I’m struggling to get her COVID death certificate. He tells us that government order says death certificates will not mention the cause of death. He claims that he was told by officials who issue death certificate that there are clear orders not to mention the cause of death as covid. Ajay made 5 complaints to CM’s helpline but couldn’t get any positive response. He also claimed that the ventilators in the hospital in which his wife was admitted was run by security guards and not some medical staff or technician.

I can’t remember if I ever mentioned this:

As India battled the disastrous second wave of Covid-19, many Indian states saw elections at various levels being conducted. The four-phase Panchayat polls in Uttar Pradesh were held recently between April 15 and April 29. Abhishek Shukla, a Government official, was one of the many officers preparing for their poll duties months in advance, allegedly amidst no covid protocols. Even as the carnage of the second Covid-19 wave engulfed the country, Abhishek’s family alleges that he was not given an option but to perform his duty. Abhishek passed away on the morning of 17th April, shortly after contracting Covid-19. His family is devastated and alleges apathy by the government. Sadly, his story is not the only tale of despair brought on by election duties during the pandemic.

The U.P Government says there has been no official audit of the deaths and argues that it was against holding the local polls but was forced to do so by the Allahabad high court.

I’d like to thank Narendra Modi and the Indian government for their selfish inhumane actions that prove my statements to be unbiased FACTS, every single time.

1 comment

  1. Rest assured, Modi will still win the next election but with record low turnout. Also, press freedom in India is low and will go lower, into PRC territory. They won’t stop until India’s federal government is made of one party only.

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