The Price Of Becoming China's Bitch

Last year, when the pandemic began, WHO got down on their knees and began sucking off Xi Jinping and his CCP jackasses.

China triggered a global pandemic and got away with it.
China lied for weeks and claimed the coronavirus did not transmit human-to-human.
China silenced and killed dozens of Covid-19 whistleblowers and got away with it.
China pointed fingers at other countries and claimed they were the first source of Covid-19 and got away with it.
China blocked investigation into the source of the coronavirus in Wuhan.
Then China got brave and hijacked Hong Kong before the world’s eyes. China silenced and killed dozens of Hong Kong protestors and activists. Then China arrested the rest of them and cleared up the streets.

And now that Trump is out and Sniffin’ Joe is reading notes in front of the press like a 3rd grader, Xi Jinping has decided to establish world dominance.

President Xi warns China’s enemies will ‘have their heads bashed bloody’ as he ‘builds 100 new nuclear missile silos’

Xi Jinping says those who bully China will ‘get their heads bashed’ on Communist Party’s 100th anniversary

Xi Jinping said other countries will ‘crack their heads and spill blood’ if they come after China, a stark warning to mark 100 years of the Communist Party

Xi Jinping says foreign powers will find their ‘heads bashed and bloodied’ if they bully China

Apparently, telling China to release the Uyghurs from concentration camps and freeing them qualifies as bullying small-dicked Xi Jinping.
And telling China to Free Hong Kong and get the fuck away from Taiwan amounts to bullying.

Xi Jinping has grown incredibly powerful.
But so, have I.
Want to know the secret Xi Jinping?
My dick is bigger than yours!

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick – bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid’s
My dick – large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick – locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick – so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick – pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick – more mass than the Earth
Your dick – half staff, it needs work

My dick – been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick – V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick – it look like a munchkin

My dick – size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick – good good lovin’
Your dick – good for nothin’

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick – pretty damn skippy
Your dick – hungry as a hippie

My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick – broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick – rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick – fruit roll -up
My dick – grade -A beef
Your dick – Mayday geek

My dick – sick and dangerous
Your dick – quick and painless
My dick – ’nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

China is asshoe!
Fuck China!
Fuck Xi Jinping!
Free Uyghurs!
Free Hong Kong!
Stay the fuck away from Taiwan!

If you think you can bash my head bloody, jokes on you. I invented torture!
I can take a baseball bat and bash Xi Jinping’s head to a pulp without flinching.
I can sit Xi Jinping’s big fat hairy ass on a bottomless chair and play golf with his nuts all day long!
YOU WANNA THREATEN THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE?
MOTHERFUCKER YOU AIN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GET VIOLENT!
Bunch of fucking stinky smelly bat-eating motherfuckers.
Gangsta Rap was invented in the United States of America! Does Xi Jinping think he can have his way around everyone? This stupid motherfucker!
Xi Jinping, you ain’t no gangsta. You’s a pussy ass bitch surrounded by bodyguards and slaves. Come at me with that fake shit and I’mma knock yo fat ass out. Kapow!

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  1. Imagine being a US company like Apple and still becoming China’s bitch… I feel that everyday when hearing about how negotiations go for supplies and assembly.

  2. What if we create a deep fake porno of Xi Jinping and his daughter Xi Mingze having some fun together? Wouldn’t that be a scandal in and of itself? Xi might let a nuclear weapon go just for that, the hot-headed fella…

    1. The only thing Xi will let go is diz nuts

    • Fu Xuejie on July 5, 2021 at 5:07 am
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    I am Li Wenliang’s wife. The most detailed investigative report into the virus that my husband tried to raise awareness of, and for which he was censured by the PLA and due to which he died, is here: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/the-lab-leak-theory-inside-the-fight-to-uncover-covid-19s-origins

    Please read it and try to understand the level of obfuscation that the CCP is attempting. I suppose by posting this comment my life is in danger, as are the lives of my two sons. My youngest was the last gift he left me before he passed away due to COVID-19 (back then, it was called 2019-nCoV).

    1. Hello. Thanks for the link.
      I’ve mentioned your husband in some of my articles. His death will not go in vain.

  3. I am the CEO of Google, but I hail from the peaceful state of Tamil Nadu. Google had to leave China under pressure and due to the Chinese hack of the Gmail accounts of human-rights protestors, but I can assure you, our current state-of-the-art AI image stitching techniques can easily achieve the creation of a Xi-Jinping-Xi-Mingze deepfake incestuous porno that could lead to an explosive reaction — as explosive as what happened when Sony tried to create a movie on Kim Jong Un. I cannot personally put my name on it, but I am hoping I could send you the file and you can publish it on here under your own name. What do you say? Do you want a threesome with Xi Jinping *AND* Xi Mingze? Do note, Xi Jinping’s wife was a beautiful opera singer — she’ll be the cuckold watching the three of you on camera.

    1. I don’t want to be anywhere near an old fat naked hairy pig named Xi Jinping. However, I’ll take his wife and daughter. Thank you.

  4. My daddy will cum for you… and I will too…. threesome!!!

    1. I prefer you and yo momma.

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