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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:17 pm on July 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: parenting, ,   

    Dumbass TikTok Kids & Their Stupid Parents 

    Alright. I came across this article a few days ago and decided it was worth speaking on.

    A 12-year-old Oklahoma boy died Tuesday after attempting to do a new social media challenge on TikTok, NBC affiliate KFOR reported.

    The boy reportedly tried the “blackout challenge,” which involves a person choking themselves to the point of unconsciousness. TikTok has been actively removing videos of the trend, saying they violate its community guidelines.

    The boy, who has not been identified, was found by police with ligature marks around his neck Monday evening, according to KFOR. The boy was immediately taken to the hospital, where he died early the next morning.

    Family members said the child’s death was from the TikTok “blackout” challenge gone wrong.

    “It all basically comes down to is where a kid tries to asphyxiate themselves to the point of unconsciousness, and then once they start to gain their consciousness back is when they get a euphoria-like feeling,” Bethany police Lt. Angelo Orefice told reporters, according to WMUR9.

    The “blackout challenge” has been blamed for multiple deaths involving adolescents this year. In June, 9-year-old LaTerius “TJ” Smith Jr. from Tennessee was found dead in his closet, his family said. And in March, 12-year-old Joshua Haileyesus from Colorado was found breathless on the bathroom floor, according to a GoFundMe made by his family.

    I actually clicked on the link to Joshua’s GoFundMe page and what do I see?

    Everyone who knows Joshua can tell you what an incredibly intelligent, funny, caring, and gifted 12 year old he is.

    Well anyone who knows me can tell you that I disagree with the use of the word “intelligent” in that sentence.

    I remember when I was 12 years old. I was in 7th grade. I was a straight A’s student, quite miraculously, I might add. I was a good kid. I can’t remember the worst thing I ever did when I was 12.
    Back then, we didn’t have smartphones. We didn’t have TikTok. And the only things important to me were getting straight A’s, going to the temple, and having the attention of all the cute girls in my class.

    Choking myself wouldn’t have impressed anyone. Getting straight A’s did.

    When I was a kid, I pleaded with my dad for years to buy me a Game Boy before he finally caved in. He wouldn’t even buy me a watch! All the cool kids in my class had Casio watches. I think the coolest watch in my day had a calculator in it. Anyone who had a watch with a calculator in it was a royal king.

    All these years later, I still don’t have a watch. I can buy a watch now. I just realized I don’t need it.
    Now the world has got smart watches. It’s got more than just a calculator in it.

    Kids these days have smartphones and smartwatches and laptops and desktop computers and tablets. They’re living a life that couldn’t even be imagined in 1920. And what do they do with all that privilege? Fucking choke themselves for a TikTok video. PATHETIC!

    This is the world we live in right now; where a bunch of privileged fucks are killing themselves for TikTok videos.

    And their parents have the AUDACITY to call them intelligent! You call this intelligence? You stupid fucking idiots! How dare you associate stupid people with the adjective intelligent?

    Anyone who chokes themselves to death is anything but intelligent, okay?

    I never understood these TikTok challenges. Very few of them are actually funny. Most of them are fucking stupid. Like lick the toilet bowl challenge, set yourself on fire challenge, or eating tide pod challenge. If you lick the toilet bowl, how am I supposed to call you intelligent? Is this what intelligent people do in the 21st century? Set themselves on fire for fun?

    I think it’s time for parents to stop giving their kids smartphones. But them a Game Boy or something and let them deal with it. And no social media at all! None! I never needed social media when I was growing up and I still don’t need it now. So I don’t see why all these little shits need to be all over social media. They’ve got nothing – absolutely no business on it.

    My parents were very tough on me. They rarely praised me. If I did some dumb shit, I wouldn’t hear the end of it. Growing up, I was the dumbass in my family, but now that I’m out here, I feel like I’m fucking Albert Einstein from the future, completely repulsed by the stupidity of people in this age.

    While we’re on the subject, how about this – why don’t people start wearing condoms, huh? Stop procreating if you can’t be a sensible tough parent. If you wanna be a parent, you should be legally obliged to ensure that your kid doesn’t end up doing some dumbass shit like eating tide pods for TikTok videos.
    Parenting isn’t easy. And it definitely isn’t for most people in this day and age. So why don’t we all take a fucking break and help reduce the world population by a few generations?

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:38 pm on July 12, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Jacob Zuma, , ,   

    South Africa Is Burning 

    It is time to go back to my African roots.

    South Africa is burning.
    And the people who set it in motion, are Africans, specifically, blacks.

    I’m looking at my phone right now, and I see over 30 videos of the riots in South Africa right now. People are looting stores and burning vehicles and shopping malls and causing chaos all over the nation. Why? Because Jacob Zuma was put in prison for being a corrupt criminal.

    Who elected Jacob Zuma in the first place? It was the people. A criminal was elected by a bunch of criminals. he committed more criminal activities while in office and is now in prison. Meanwhile the criminals who voted for him are now burning and looting across the country.
    This is the best we can do folks. Garbage in, garbage out. Those are the famous words of George Carlin, and they certainly make sense here.

    South Africa is a shithole. It turned to shit over a decade ago. All the smart people left the country while the going was good. And all the idiots are now stuck amongst the criminals.

    I wish I could say more but I’ve got nothing left to say about shithole countries. Quite often people are quick to blame the politicians and leaders of failed nations in times of crisis. But our great South Africa has proved to us that maybe it’s not just the politicians who suck. Maybe there’s something else that sucks around here – like the people. That’s right. The people fucking suck, fuck ’em!
    George Carlin, ladies and gentlemen. His wisdom certainly outlived him.

    If this article gets any negative feedback, I will make it a point to publish those videos, with my personal commentary on them. And then I will proceed to write a series of articles about South Africa just like I did for India. And I will prove my African roots by ass-blasting every popular African nation and scientifically prove why they’re shithole countries.

    There is no room for patriotism here. I work based on facts. The proof is out there. What more do you need?

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 4:08 pm on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply
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    The Price Of Becoming China's Bitch 

    Last year, when the pandemic began, WHO got down on their knees and began sucking off Xi Jinping and his CCP jackasses.

    China triggered a global pandemic and got away with it.
    China lied for weeks and claimed the coronavirus did not transmit human-to-human.
    China silenced and killed dozens of Covid-19 whistleblowers and got away with it.
    China pointed fingers at other countries and claimed they were the first source of Covid-19 and got away with it.
    China blocked investigation into the source of the coronavirus in Wuhan.
    Then China got brave and hijacked Hong Kong before the world’s eyes. China silenced and killed dozens of Hong Kong protestors and activists. Then China arrested the rest of them and cleared up the streets.

    And now that Trump is out and Sniffin’ Joe is reading notes in front of the press like a 3rd grader, Xi Jinping has decided to establish world dominance.

    President Xi warns China’s enemies will ‘have their heads bashed bloody’ as he ‘builds 100 new nuclear missile silos’

    Xi Jinping says those who bully China will ‘get their heads bashed’ on Communist Party’s 100th anniversary

    Xi Jinping said other countries will ‘crack their heads and spill blood’ if they come after China, a stark warning to mark 100 years of the Communist Party

    Xi Jinping says foreign powers will find their ‘heads bashed and bloodied’ if they bully China

    Apparently, telling China to release the Uyghurs from concentration camps and freeing them qualifies as bullying small-dicked Xi Jinping.
    And telling China to Free Hong Kong and get the fuck away from Taiwan amounts to bullying.

    Xi Jinping has grown incredibly powerful.
    But so, have I.
    Want to know the secret Xi Jinping?
    My dick is bigger than yours!

    My dick cost a late night fee
    Your dick got the HIV
    My dick plays on the double feature screen
    Your dick went straight to DVD

    My dick – bigger than a bridge
    Your dick look like a little kid’s
    My dick – large like the Chargers, the whole team
    Your shit look like you fourteen

    My dick – locked in a cage, right
    Your dick suffer from stage fright
    My dick – so hot, it’s stolen
    Your dick look like Gary Coleman

    My dick – pink and big
    Your dick stinks like shit
    My dick got a Caesar do,
    Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

    My dick is like super size
    Your dick look like two fries
    My dick – more mass than the Earth
    Your dick – half staff, it needs work

    My dick – been there done that
    Your dick sits there with dunce cap
    My dick – V.I.P.
    Your shit needs I.D.

    It’s time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    It’s time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    My dick need no introduction
    Your dick don’t even function
    My dick served a whole luncheon
    Your dick – it look like a munchkin

    My dick – size of a pumpkin
    Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
    My dick – good good lovin’
    Your dick – good for nothin’

    My dick bench pressed 350
    Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
    My dick – pretty damn skippy
    Your dick – hungry as a hippie

    My dick don’t fit down the chimney
    Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
    My dick is like an M16
    Your dick – broken vending machine

    My dick parts the seas
    Your dick farts and queefs
    My dick – rumble in the jungle
    Your dick got touched by your uncle

    My dick goes to yoga
    Your dick – fruit roll -up
    My dick – grade -A beef
    Your dick – Mayday geek

    My dick – sick and dangerous
    Your dick – quick and painless
    My dick – ’nuff said.
    Your dick loves Fred

    It’s time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    It’s time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    D.S. is the best in the business
    P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

    China is asshoe!
    Fuck China!
    Fuck Xi Jinping!
    Free Uyghurs!
    Free Hong Kong!
    Stay the fuck away from Taiwan!

    If you think you can bash my head bloody, jokes on you. I invented torture!
    I can take a baseball bat and bash Xi Jinping’s head to a pulp without flinching.
    I can sit Xi Jinping’s big fat hairy ass on a bottomless chair and play golf with his nuts all day long!
    Bunch of fucking stinky smelly bat-eating motherfuckers.
    Gangsta Rap was invented in the United States of America! Does Xi Jinping think he can have his way around everyone? This stupid motherfucker!
    Xi Jinping, you ain’t no gangsta. You’s a pussy ass bitch surrounded by bodyguards and slaves. Come at me with that fake shit and I’mma knock yo fat ass out. Kapow!

    • Tim Cook 1:27 am on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      Imagine being a US company like Apple and still becoming China’s bitch… I feel that everyday when hearing about how negotiations go for supplies and assembly.

    • Sundar Pichai 1:31 am on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      What if we create a deep fake porno of Xi Jinping and his daughter Xi Mingze having some fun together? Wouldn’t that be a scandal in and of itself? Xi might let a nuclear weapon go just for that, the hot-headed fella…

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:30 pm on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        The only thing Xi will let go is diz nuts

    • Fu Xuejie 5:07 am on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      I am Li Wenliang’s wife. The most detailed investigative report into the virus that my husband tried to raise awareness of, and for which he was censured by the PLA and due to which he died, is here: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/the-lab-leak-theory-inside-the-fight-to-uncover-covid-19s-origins

      Please read it and try to understand the level of obfuscation that the CCP is attempting. I suppose by posting this comment my life is in danger, as are the lives of my two sons. My youngest was the last gift he left me before he passed away due to COVID-19 (back then, it was called 2019-nCoV).

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:29 pm on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        Hello. Thanks for the link.
        I’ve mentioned your husband in some of my articles. His death will not go in vain.

    • Sundar Pichai 6:56 am on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      I am the CEO of Google, but I hail from the peaceful state of Tamil Nadu. Google had to leave China under pressure and due to the Chinese hack of the Gmail accounts of human-rights protestors, but I can assure you, our current state-of-the-art AI image stitching techniques can easily achieve the creation of a Xi-Jinping-Xi-Mingze deepfake incestuous porno that could lead to an explosive reaction — as explosive as what happened when Sony tried to create a movie on Kim Jong Un. I cannot personally put my name on it, but I am hoping I could send you the file and you can publish it on here under your own name. What do you say? Do you want a threesome with Xi Jinping *AND* Xi Mingze? Do note, Xi Jinping’s wife was a beautiful opera singer — she’ll be the cuckold watching the three of you on camera.

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:24 pm on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        I don’t want to be anywhere near an old fat naked hairy pig named Xi Jinping. However, I’ll take his wife and daughter. Thank you.

    • Xi Mingze 7:30 am on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      My daddy will cum for you… and I will too…. threesome!!!

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:25 pm on July 5, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        I prefer you and yo momma.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:15 pm on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: America, Bill Cosby, , ,   

    MeToo: The ‘Cos Is Back Baby! 

    Bill Cosby is free free free!

    That was my reaction too when news broke that grandfather pimp Bill the rapist Cosby had been released from prison.

    So why was Bill Cosby freed?

    In a verdict issued on Wednesday, Pennsylvania’s highest court found there was a “process violation” because Mr Cosby’s lawyers had made an agreement with a previous state prosecutor that he would not be charged in the case.

    Imagine raping 60 women and then making a deal with the state prosecution, that the only way you’d admit to the rapes, was if you were set free!
    This is the state of the American justice system. This is what Americans voted for.
    You’ve got a mentally challenged old bastard who likes to sniff women’s hair for a President.
    And then you’ve got a judicial system with 4 justices who agreed that Cosby should be freed because a deal is a deal!
    Justice David Wecht was backed by Justice Debra Todd, Justice Christine Donohue, and Justice Sallie Updyke Mundy. That’s one man and 3 women who agreed that a deal is a deal, and deals handed out to old men who raped 60 women must be honored.

    “FINALLY!!!! A terrible wrong is being righted — a miscarriage of justice is corrected!” the actor’s “Cosby Show” co-star Phylicia Rashad tweeted.

    Wikipedia and several news sites has a list of 60 women who were raped by Cosby. So why has the dirty old bastard been set free on a technicality?

    Where is BLM right now? Where is Antifa? Where are the feminists? Where are the “peaceful protests”?
    Those protests better be coming up soon! ‘Cause I’m about to unleash 30 days worth of articles that will shock America more than Cosby shocked his victims. There ain’t going to be no baby gloves like CNN and Fox News. I will take you to pound town! Each article will trigger a different group of idiots. And the best part is, I will be unstoppable!
    Git yo asses ready!

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:32 pm on June 25, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , John McAfee, McAfee, ,   

    The Death Of John McAfee 

    2 days ago, news broke that John McAfee had committed suicide by hanging himself in a prison in Spain.

    Oh no! Anyway…

    Except, John McAfee explicitly said he would never commit suicide, and if he was found hanging, then he was murdered.
    And I’m inclined to believe him.

    Now I’m no fanboy of John McAfee; I’ve never really looked into his life, or followed him on social media. The only thing I know about him is that he created the infamous McAfee Antivirus, which turned out to be bloatware that slowed down my first laptop to a complete halt.
    And I watched a YouTube video of him pimping out some hoes and snorting cocaine.

    From what I’ve gathered online, John McAfee was the definition of a real American badass. He didn’t give a fuck about what anyone thought about him. He would speak some sense and then some ridiculous nonsense. The man loved attention. And he loved to entertain.

    He looked pretty damn good for his age. Like any real American, he had a few problems with the law, and he spoke his mind.
    John McAfee was the posterboy for narcissists.
    Why would a man like John McAfee kill himself?

    Someone posted a Q on his Instagram after his death. Clearly, the man knew a lot more than he was letting on, and the US government had deemed him too dangerous to keep alive.

    John McAfee’s death is going to be another one of those mysterious cases shut down as “suicide by hanging”.

    Will people ever find out the truth? I highly doubt it.

    I believe John McAfee’s death was a message by his killers – “Shut your mouths or you’re dead.” So the question remains, what information did John McAfee have, that would warrant his death?
    Conspiracy theorists, arise!

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