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Dear Spammers

Dear bitch ass cockgobbling motherfucking spammers,

Do you know who I am?
First of all, let us study the worst villains in history:

1. Mao Zedong
2. Genghis Khan
3. Joseph Stalin
4. Chiang Kai-Shek
5. Adolf Hitler
6. King Leopold II
7. Saddam Hussein
8. Hidoki Tojo
9. Ismail Enver Pasha
10. Pol Pot
11. Kim Il Sung
12. Idi Amin
13. Benito Mussolini
14. Mengistu Haile Mariam
15. Yakubu Gowon

Okay! 15! We’ve got 15 names here. And I don’t recognize half of these guys.

Now, dear spammers, do you know the difference between these 15 worst villains, and me?
None of these 15 men received spam email!

I, on the other hand, have received emails from some Jennifer Jones who works at, Judith Patterson who works at and Ema Jade from

So, Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, I have an assignment for you. Did you like homework when you were in school? I’m pretty sure you were too busy sucking dicks behind the classroom doors to finish your homework. And where has that gotten you? A spammers job at some irrelevant bullshit company that nobody’s ever heard of! Now you spend all day sitting at your desk copying email templates and sending them to strangers who don’t give a fuck about your proposition.

Why are you sending these emails to me though? Are you trying to meet your daily quota of spam mail sent? Are your spam company bosses breathing too hard down your neck? Why don’t you suck their cocks and tell them to close down business? This spamming business is no good. It only pisses people off. Do you want to piss people off?

How do you live with yourselves? Jennifer, Judith and Ema with one M – did you forget to type the other M? Or were your parents retarded? Perhaps Ema’s parents also skipped school. So they named her Ema and she now works at a spamming company.
Do you love your job? How many career choices did you pass up before settling for this one? B2B Accounts Manager, Marketing Manager, Marketing and Operations Manager – fancy titles, huh?
So what do you do?
“Oh, I’m a Marketing and Operations Manager!”
Oh, really? Wow! Sounds great! So, what do you do?
“I send spam emails to isvarahparamahkrsnah to meet my daily email quota. I wish I had his phone number too so I could bug him all day.”

I’m surprised they aren’t Indians sending me the spam.
That would explain the Ema with one M.
Alright, the secret’s out! Which one of you bitches is actually an Indian guy?
Sale bhosadike tumhara lund kaat ke tumhare muuh me thhus dunga.

This career of sending spam emails is worse than prostituting yourselves for 5 dollahs.
So I suggest each of you open up an Onlyfans account and show the world those titties.
You’ll get more than 5 bucks for a tit pic. Hell, some women are charging 100 bucks for some cleavage and other bullshit! You can do better than that! I believe in you.

Back to the homework: I want you ladies (and gentlemen) to do a DuckDuckGo search on the 15 villains I listed above. I want you to download all the history books you can find, and read all the news articles too.
When you’re done, I want you to understand that if you piss me off, I can be way, waaay worse than all of these villains combined.
You know what pisses me off? Spam mail.

Someone once said, dying is the easy part; living is the hardest.
Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, do you know what I’m good at? Staying alive. As a firm believer in Jesus Christ, I do not kill. Killing is easy.
I’m an expert at keeping people alive, and making them hate every second of it.

Here’s one idea: Giving you a computer that only runs one application – mail. And, all outbound emails are blocked. Only inbound emails are allowed.
Now you sit in a box. A big dark box, with this monitor that is the only light source in the box. And you receive spam emails that ping you all day long. The box will be surrounded by large speakers connected to this computer. The monitor will have no power button and it will be reenforced with strong glass. You will only have a wireless mouse to check the emails. The CPU and keyboard will be outside the box.
Now you will sit in this box and read spam emails all day long. The pings will never stop. The box will not be big enough for you to lay down for a nap. It will be cramped and uncomfortable. You will not get any pillows for a backrest or nothing.
You only get bathroom breaks and meal breaks.
6 hours of sleep outside the box in a very comfy bed. Then back into the box you go.
How does that sound?
This torture is only applicable to the ladies.

Now if you’re a guy, I’ve got some bad news for you.
A male spammer will be ordered to sit butt-naked on a bottomless chair. And then I will take a golf club, and pretend I’m Tiger Woods.


I am following up with my previous email to see if you would be interested in the data acquisition of JetBrains Users for your upcoming marketing campaigns.

This data would assist your sales and marketing teams to generate more opportunities and close deals faster.

Please let me know if you would like to review counts, samples, and pricing.


Jennifer Jones
Marketing and Operations Manager
United States

I wanted to know if your organization is planning to acquire JetBrains Users for your Multi-channel Interaction, Voice Interaction, Outbound Contact, and Business Intelligence purposes.

We are a Global technographic data provider helping companies uncover the active buyers in the right target markets.

We can provide you the customized data of JetBrains Users, based on your specifications like titles, departments, employee size, revenue size, industries, geography, etc.

With our comprehensive technographic intelligence you can reach out to your target audience and provide solutions with your products/services with better responsive results.

Let me know if you would like to review a sample file, counts, and pricing structure.


Jennifer Jones
Marketing and Operations Manager
United States

Jennifer Jones

7536 Constitution Ave., Eden Prairie, MN 55347


I am checking in to see if you would be interested in the customer base of Fastly CDN.

The customer base has direct dials to decision-makers, all C-level Titles, Head of Marketing, etc.

We also track users of other CDN software users such as Cloudflare CDN, Azure CDN, Amazon Cloudfront, Limelight CDN, Rackspace CDN, Akamai, EdgeCast CDN, etc.

Let me know if you are interested so that we can discuss the pricing details, sample file, and the total number of counts we have.


Judith Patterson
Marketing Manager
Data Marketing Tips, Inc.

Judith Patterson

7893 Wilson Road Waltham, MA 02453, Waltham, MA 02453


Are you planning to send Drip/Lead Nurturing campaigns to Cloudflare CDN accounts/installed-base?

Recently verified Cloudflare Users across the USA and the Globe that we have compiled can be used through different channels such as Email, Tele-calling, Google Ads, LinkedIn Marketing, and more.

Let me know if you would like to review a sample file along with counts and pricing.


Ema Jade
B2B Accounts Manager
Global Industry Data, Inc.

Ema Jade

7536 Constitution Ave. Eden Prairie, MN 55347, Eden Prairie, MN 55347

Why are all the spammers located in Minnesota?
Why is Jennifer Jones, the Marketing and Operations Manager of the entire United States?
Why are Jennifer Jones’ and Ema Jade’s offices located at the same address?

Here’s another idea:
Instead of spam emails, the monitor in the box will play porn all day long. And our lovely Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade here, will be shackled in chains. No fapping!

When it comes to destructive creativity and innovation, you’re looking at the king of kings.

The next spam email in my inbox will receive a detailed reply describing my other ideas.
If you’re a spammer who wants to know how I’m going to sell your mother as a sex slave in Kuwait, please, send me your business proposition.
Additionally, if you’re located in Minnesota, please include your tit pics in the email.
The only marketing campaigns I’m interested in are your tits.
The only sample files I’d like to review are your mother’s tits.
Are we clear on that?

Thank you.

Now, I will discuss the spammers on my blog.
Today I noticed there were 98 spam comments on my articles!
Now 96 of these comments were posted on two of my articles: The one on Youtube & Susan Wojcicki, and the one on the Twitter ban in Nigeria.
40 spam comments were made on the Twitter article and 56 comments were made on the YouTube article.
All of these comments were marked as Honeypots.

Now these are the spammers that would force me to disobey Jesus.
These are the spammers who would receive a double tap, followed by a single tap.
These are the spammers that would make me outdo the 15 villains listed earlier. If you thought you’d seen all the violence in the world, bring me one of these spammers, and I’ll prove you wrong.

Why do I get the feeling that Jack Dorsey and Susan Wojcicki employed some dumbass to spam daily honeypot links on the articles that had mentioned them?

You guys do realize that I make absolutely no SEO efforts on my sites, right? SEO for my pages is so easy, it would take like an hour to shoot me straight to the top. And I know how to get it done.

Is this how Twitter and YouTube tame their opponents? Do they employ spammers to post honeypot links on every article that smacks ’em with facts right in the face?

Perhaps I’ll write a fictional story about the day I went balls deep in Susan Wojcicki, how about that? And maybe I’ll write another story about my golf club looking for shelter in Jack Dorsey’s asshole.

I just want to put it out there that I hope that the idiots posting honeypot links on my articles get infected with Covid-19 and die a painful horribly slow death. And when they die, I will celebrate. Perhaps I’ll give Susan Wojcicki an extra pounding for the joyous occasion, how about that?

Byju’s & WhiteHat Jr – A Peek Inside India’s Education SCAM

WhiteHat Jr. is an education scam invented by an Indian scumbag named Karan Bajaj.
From now henceforth we will refer to him as scumbag Karan.

In 2020, WhiteHat Jr. was acquired by another Indian named Byju Raveendran.
We will refer to him as scumbag Byju aka tutulputul the billionaire in this article.

What is Byju’s? Byju’s is an educational scam invented by Mr tutulputul billionaire here to scam people.
The Byju’s scampire is so big, that it has various subsidiaries, one of them being WhiteHat Jr.

Now the following leaks are so sensitive, that Mr tutulputul billionaire has been suing everyone who exposes his scamducation empire.

Byju the tutulputul billionaire has sued two critics named Pradeep Poonia and Aniruddha Malpani for an insane amount of money.

So what’s wrong with WhiteHat Jr?
Well, I checked the site and it’s a typical Indian coding website that interesting enough, shows curriculum package priced in British Pounds!
£ 139 /Month (Price Per Class £ 17), for Advance Coding with Space Tech

If you look at the linked document above, apparently, kids in grades 10 – 12 can learn stuff like K-Means clustering and Machine Learning: Regression.
Now I’m no computer genius, but doesn’t this stuff sound like something that would be taught in Universities?

The tag-line under “Applied Tech Curriculum” states “Build AI-ready applications in the field of SpaceTech, BioTech, and Automobile”.

And the achievements under the “Advance Coding with Space Tech”, which, let’s not forget, is for kids in grades 10-12, are “Deep Learning Applications and Top 1% Silicon Valley Mentorship.”

Meanwhile the achievements for the “Data Analytics Certification” are “Data Science – Predictive Analysis certificate and Space Tech”

At the bottom of their page, I see this:

About WhiteHat Jr
Today, in the computer age, not all schools teach coding in early childhood resulting in a major gap in the requirements of the new world and our children’s skills. WhiteHat Jr introduces and prepares your kid from 6-18 years for this new coding world. They learn fundamentals of coding–logic, structure, sequence and algorithmic thinking–to generate creative outcomes like animations and apps. All classes are taught Live 1:1 Online in the comfort of your home by Top 1% selected teachers and subject matter experts.

Coding For Kids
Whether you are a student interested in the IT careers that you could explore with a coding qualification or just fascinated by the world of tech and coding courses, WhiteHat Jr offers a wide range of online coding courses that make coding accessible to kids and young teenagers. We’ve put together a simple guide to answer some of the most commonly asked questions from parents and prospective students to help you understand the basics of what our kids programming courses cover, whether they are right for your kids and how best to navigate them.

Curious about what is involved in courses for coding for kids?
We have developed kids programming courses that allow kids, teens, and young adults to learn how to code at all ages with proper coding classes and in an environment that works for them – Online. The courses offered by WhiteHat Jr are designed to teach kids to code with core programming skills, and then improve the proficiency of the kids coding languages. Our facilitators align digital literacy into coding courses, as required by the existing skills of the learners. Since our curriculum is developed by industry experts and the most important activity of teaching coding is done by top 1% selected teachers, learners get state of the art education through our propriety, creative activity based curriculum.

Are coding classes for kids suitable?
When you’re a parent exploring the possibilities that coding classes for kids can bring, you ‘re probably wondering whether coding courses will suit your child. The benefits of learning to code courses extend far beyond future job opportunities. WhiteHat Jr teaches coding for kids in programs designed to stimulate creativity, problem-solving skills, and academic performance overall. Over the longer term, online coding courses are a great way to train learners for an increasingly tech-oriented world.

What will you learn in a coding course for kids?
WhiteHat Jr’s coding courses are oriented towards coding and programming. You will learn:

The essentials of coding: Logic, Structure, Sequence
How to create Websites, Animations & Apps
How to manipulate data using programming languages
How to be a problem solver
How technologies converse with each other
Start to learn coding with us!
If you are a motivated parent and passionate about technology and where it can lead you to, then Join now. If you or your child would like to find out more about the opportunities provided by our coding programs, explore the kids programming courses offered by WhiteHat Jr and consider enrolling for a free trial. Remember, no coding experience beforehand is required.

I’m confused.
Scumbag Byju the tutulputul billionaire has finally managed to confuse me!

Are these courses for kids or for grown men?
‘Cause I just linked the curriculum above and that shit looks like a University curriculum!
And if these kids can build “AI-ready applications in the field of SpaceTech, BioTech, and Automobile”, then me, all my homies and the entire global hackerspace is out of a job, forever.

Oh I’m going all in on this one!
I’m going to break down their website word-for-word.

Whitehat Jr has been featured in CNBC TV18, YOUR STORY, TechCrunch, and Business Standard.
Now you know which media not to trust.

Now according to this news article, WhiteHat Jr has been shwing ads of a 12-year-old kid (or 13-year-old) named Wolf Gupta who learnt AI to get Rs 1.2 crore job. WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRORE?
According to the internet, 1 crore is 10M.
Indians need to stop using the word crore. It’s fucking confusing and annoying.
Anyway, this kid here learnt AI and earns 12M rupees from Google.
That’s like $164,592.
Wowowowowow! Somebody’s getting paid more than an Apple engineer! And it just happens to be a 12 year old! LOL

Here’s another article that goes into the details of similar ads by Mr tutulputul’s education scampire.

Now according to this article, and this one, YouTube, LinkedIn, Reddit, Quora and Twitter have aided WhiteHat Jr in censoring critics and suspending their accounts multiple times.

But guess what?
Now the news has crossed the corporate borders and into the free internet.
Youtube, Twitter, LinkedOut, Reddit and Quora have no power here!

Now I checked a few news articles and I saw this:

Like Poonia, Malpani was also restrained from making defamatory commentary against WhiteHat Jr and its employees by the Delhi High Court.

Unfortunately, the New Dehli High Court has no jurisdiction over here. Billioniare Byjus tutulputul and his scumbag failed writer Bajaj will have to shove their restraining orders up their hairy buttholes.
‘Cause when I’m done with the formal investigation, I’m going to have a few words for their mommas and grandmas who ain’t got no teeth!

There’s nothing I hate more than censorship, especially when it’s a corporate rich jackass silencing the truth!

Here’s a video which shows one of WhiteHat Jr’s student scamming other students to enroll so they can win a free macbook!

Here’s a video of a parent grilling a WhiteHat Jr salesman.
From the video above, it looks like WhiteHat Jr website has changed some details.
Perhaps that’s in response to all the criticism.

Here’s a video of a clueless chef endorsing the Indian scamducation.

Here’s an idiot endorsing WhiteHat Jr’s scam. They’ve posted multiple videos of this guy on their channel. Perhaps they figured out that he’s just as dumb as he played in the movie.

WhiteHat Jr’s website advertizes the following about it’s teachers.

Our Expert Coding Educators
Top 1% teachers selected by an industry leading 4-step teacher assessment process By top 1% of the early childhood coding experts
WhiteHat Jr follows a rigorous 4-Step Selection Process for confirming teacher candidates so your kids are taught by the Top Early Childhood Coding Experts.

Aaaaand here’s a video of one of these “expert coding instructors” who apparently makes up India’s top 1% teachers!

If these are the kind of teachers who exist in India, it’s no wonder that the entire country runs on scams. ‘Cause the kids don’t learn jackshit in school. In order to survive, they join scammy companies to scam other people.

Here’s a video revealing the work culture of Mr Byju’s tutulputul billionaire education scampire. This is the kind of work environment a new recuit has to face! In my opinion, the excellency of work culture is only established when the manager tells a new employee that he’s going to rip his asshole apart.

Here’s another video of Byju’s manager insulting one of his scampire sales minion.

Here’s another video in which both the manager and saleman are fighting for Mr Byju’s tutul putul education scam.
The focus is only on REVENUE.
The manager is frustrated because he’s also hearing from his superiors. He’s now taking his frustration out on his minion saleman and is almost on the verge of crying.
He only wants NUMBERS. NUMBERS OF NAIVE INDIAN PARENTS WHO THEY SCAMMED. The company sets TARGETS for every saleman to achieve. The TARGETS is a FIXED NUMBER of Indian families who they have to call and scam until they enroll their poor kids into Byju’s education scam. The manager repeatedly says he only cares about REVENUE, nothing else.

I’m just going to link these channels below. If anyone wants to spend more time looking into it.
Pradeep Poonia 1.0

Pradeep Poonia 3.0

After a thorough review of WhiteHat Jr, Byju’s treatment of it’s employees and scumbag Karan’s attempt to censor the internet, where do I begin?

I don’t want to begin.
Doing this investigation brought my blood to a boiling point.
So I’m going to end this one here, before billionaire Byju and scumbag Karan shit their pants and start crying like a bunch of lil bitches and classify this article as online bullying.
I’m not going to insult their mommas, or their grandmommas; but I sure wish they’d swallowed that night. Hell, don’t you?

I think this case study clearly shows the dangers of capitalism and the kind of shit that happens when corporate jackasses take over the education system.
Is this the future Indians envision for their kids?
No wonder every Indian dreams of getting the hell out that country. It’s a shithole. With shitty people who lack any morals or ethics to begin with. Oh they brag about religion or pretend to be religious, but this kind of stuff really shines the light into the Indian world.

What I’d really like to know is if Billionaire Byju’s mom is goin’ to disown him after hearing all the crap her son’s been up to.
Or if Kerry Bajaj would consider divorcing her scumbag husband who’s a disgrace to humanity.
There’s a lot of spiritual bullshit on scumbag Bajaj’s website. His about page mentions “dharma” but his actions show that he’s adharma personified.
Wait – I retract that. “My dharma is to be in business” – looks like this jackass knows jackshit about religion. He’s into business – the business of scamming innocent Indian parents and coercing them into signing up for the bullshit courses on WhiteHat Jr site where the teachers think the cloud is “imaginary” and data and information is stored in an “imaginary place”.

Well, Karan Bajaj, this article is also imaginary since it’s stored in the “imaginary” cloud.
I hope that’ll help you to sleep better.