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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:51 pm on July 19, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , LibreKrsnah Laptop,   

    The LibreKrsnah Laptop 

    Okay! It’s time to discuss the LibreKrsnah laptop. The LibreKrsnah laptop is a concept laptop that is supposed to be the best laptop ever!

    I’ve had this article on my mind for quite some time, so it’s best to get it out of my head.

    I’m gonna call this the LibreKrsnah Laptop 0.1 Alpha.

    Size: 17 inch base model. Over the years, I’ve grown tired of small screens. I want big screens. 21 inch pro model. 23 inch ultra model.

    Specs: We’re going to pack the latest and greatest hardware into this bad boy.

    Upgradability: Everything on this laptop will be swappable or upgradeable.

    CPU: The fastest AMD processor available. At the time of this writing, it’s the AMD Ryzen™ 9 5980HX.

    GPU: The fastest AMD GPU available. At the time of this writing, it’s the AMD Radeon™ RX 6800M Mobile Graphics.

    Cooling: Three fans on the base model. 4 on the 21 pro model. 5 fans on the ultra model.

    Storage: 3 NVMe slots on the base model. 4 NVMe slots on the pro model. 5 NVMe slots on the ultra model.

    RAM: Dual channel memory. 32 Gigs on the base model. 64 Gigs on the pro model. 64 Gigs on the ultra model.

    Screen: 1440p 120Hz on the base model. 1440p 144Hz on the pro model. 1440p 144Hz on the ultra model. 4K 120Hz available for the pro and ultra models. Matte.

    Ports: 2 USB C, 3 USB A, HDMI, RJ-45, SD card reader, sim card slot, mic and headphone jack, kensington, and power port on the base model. Pro model will have 3 USB C’s, 4 USB A’s and the rest. Ultra model will have 4 USB C’s, 4 USB A’s, 2 HDMI’s, and 2 sim card slots in addition to the others.

    Touchpad: Centered touchpad will be also be a screen that can be enabled or disabled. Touchpads will be 2 inches larger than the current Apple Macbooks.

    Keyboard: RGB Keyboard

    Speakers: 4 upward firing speakers on both ends of the touchpad and 2 subwoofers at the bottom of the base model. 6 upward firing speakers on both ends of the touchpad and 2 subwoofers at the bottom of the pro model. 8 upward firing speakers on both ends of the touchpad and 4 subwoofers at the bottom of the ultra model.

    Mics: 4 mics on the top bezel of the screen with additional 2 at the back on the base and pro models. 6 mics on the top bezel of the screen with additional 2 at the back on the ultra model.

    Cameras: 12.2 MP, f/1.7, 27mm (wide), 1/2.55″, 1.4µm, dual pixel PDAF, OIS
    16 MP, f/2.2, 107˚ (ultrawide), 1.0µm on the base model.
    4K@30/60fps, 1080p@30/60/120/240fps

    12 MP, f/1.6, 26mm (wide), 1.7µm, dual pixel PDAF, sensor-shift stabilization (IBIS)
    12 MP, f/2.2, 65mm (telephoto at the back), 1/3.4″, 1.0µm, PDAF, OIS, 2.5x optical zoom
    12 MP, f/2.4, 120˚, 13mm (ultrawide) on the pro and ultra models.
    4K@24/30/60fps, 1080p@30/60/120/240fps, Dolby Vision HDR (up to 60fps), stereo sound rec.

    These are cameras straight out of Google Pixel 5 and Apple iPhone 12 Pro Max phones. Because I don’t know jack shit about cameras. But I want good laptop cameras!

    The telephoto camera will be stuck at the back of the screen. The wide and ultra wide cameras will be on the front.

    Battery: 99.8Whr. Battery will be swappable just like the old school chunky laptops from the 2000’s.

    OS: Laptops will come with Windows and two Linux distros installed by default.

    Other features:

    Laptops will have retractable feet at the bottom that will raise the laptop 2 inches above the surface it rests on.

    Laptops will have grills both at the top and the bottom for maximum air flow.

    Laptops will not have a logo. Instead they will have a small screen on the back where the owner can display any text or image they desire. Screen will be the size of an Apple watch for reference.

    Touchscreens and fingerprint readers will be optional for all laptops.

    Laptops will come with an additional battery pack pluggable via USB C that could power them for 12 hours straight on max performance mode!

    Laptops will have an array of LED lights to show all the necessary functions plus an additional 3 lights that could be triggered with custom functions. Functions include: Power on battery, Caps Lock, Num Lock, Wifi On, Bluetooth On, Touchpad On.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:57 pm on July 16, 2021 Permalink  

    Tilde IRC Censorship 

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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 1:42 pm on July 16, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Europe, extreme weather, , , , Greta Thurnberg, heavy rains, landslides, , natural disasters, , storms, thunderstorms,   

    Europe Is Drowning 

    There have been heavy storms recently and multiple nations have been affected. Germany, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg etc. are drowning. Rivers have broken their banks, there have been massive landslides and mudslides. Buildings have been destroyed, cars washed away, and many people killed.

    On a related note, there’s news of a wobbling moon which will cause worldwide flooding in the next decade or so.
    Well, perhaps if the moon performed a somersault, the earth could be wiped clean for a fresh start!

    Welcome to climate change ladies and gentlemen. Nobody cared when Greta Thurnberg was spitting into microphones all over the news warning people of the impending danger.

    Well, who’s crying now?
    Not me!
    It’s raining here, but there are no floods. So I’m cool as a pie.

    Wish I had some popcorn to snack on while I browsed pics from the aftermath.
    Hello Europe, first time?
    These thunderstorms and floods have become quite common in the Middle East, many parts of Africa and Asia. I’ve witnessed them for a long time, with each passing year becoming more severe and devastating.
    Yet, apart from those who have been affected, most people don’t seem to give two fucks about global warming or climate change.
    This is proof that most human beings aren’t willing to do shit about anything unless they’re personally jeopardized.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:27 pm on July 14, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Minnesota, spam, spam mail, spammers, , ,   

    Dear Spammers 

    Dear bitch ass cockgobbling motherfucking spammers,

    Do you know who I am?
    First of all, let us study the worst villains in history:

    1. Mao Zedong
    2. Genghis Khan
    3. Joseph Stalin
    4. Chiang Kai-Shek
    5. Adolf Hitler
    6. King Leopold II
    7. Saddam Hussein
    8. Hidoki Tojo
    9. Ismail Enver Pasha
    10. Pol Pot
    11. Kim Il Sung
    12. Idi Amin
    13. Benito Mussolini
    14. Mengistu Haile Mariam
    15. Yakubu Gowon

    Okay! 15! We’ve got 15 names here. And I don’t recognize half of these guys.

    Now, dear spammers, do you know the difference between these 15 worst villains, and me?
    None of these 15 men received spam email!

    I, on the other hand, have received emails from some Jennifer Jones who works at emailmarketing-usa.com, Judith Patterson who works at datamarketingtips.com and Ema Jade from globalindustrydata.com.

    So, Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, I have an assignment for you. Did you like homework when you were in school? I’m pretty sure you were too busy sucking dicks behind the classroom doors to finish your homework. And where has that gotten you? A spammers job at some irrelevant bullshit company that nobody’s ever heard of! Now you spend all day sitting at your desk copying email templates and sending them to strangers who don’t give a fuck about your proposition.

    Why are you sending these emails to me though? Are you trying to meet your daily quota of spam mail sent? Are your spam company bosses breathing too hard down your neck? Why don’t you suck their cocks and tell them to close down business? This spamming business is no good. It only pisses people off. Do you want to piss people off?

    How do you live with yourselves? Jennifer, Judith and Ema with one M – did you forget to type the other M? Or were your parents retarded? Perhaps Ema’s parents also skipped school. So they named her Ema and she now works at a spamming company.
    Do you love your job? How many career choices did you pass up before settling for this one? B2B Accounts Manager, Marketing Manager, Marketing and Operations Manager – fancy titles, huh?
    So what do you do?
    “Oh, I’m a Marketing and Operations Manager!”
    Oh, really? Wow! Sounds great! So, what do you do?
    “I send spam emails to isvarahparamahkrsnah to meet my daily email quota. I wish I had his phone number too so I could bug him all day.”
    Excellent!

    I’m surprised they aren’t Indians sending me the spam.
    OR ARE THEY?
    That would explain the Ema with one M.
    Alright, the secret’s out! Which one of you bitches is actually an Indian guy?
    Sale bhosadike tumhara lund kaat ke tumhare muuh me thhus dunga.

    This career of sending spam emails is worse than prostituting yourselves for 5 dollahs.
    So I suggest each of you open up an Onlyfans account and show the world those titties.
    You’ll get more than 5 bucks for a tit pic. Hell, some women are charging 100 bucks for some cleavage and other bullshit! You can do better than that! I believe in you.

    Back to the homework: I want you ladies (and gentlemen) to do a DuckDuckGo search on the 15 villains I listed above. I want you to download all the history books you can find, and read all the news articles too.
    When you’re done, I want you to understand that if you piss me off, I can be way, waaay worse than all of these villains combined.
    You know what pisses me off? Spam mail.

    Someone once said, dying is the easy part; living is the hardest.
    Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, do you know what I’m good at? Staying alive. As a firm believer in Jesus Christ, I do not kill. Killing is easy.
    I’m an expert at keeping people alive, and making them hate every second of it.

    Here’s one idea: Giving you a computer that only runs one application – mail. And, all outbound emails are blocked. Only inbound emails are allowed.
    Now you sit in a box. A big dark box, with this monitor that is the only light source in the box. And you receive spam emails that ping you all day long. The box will be surrounded by large speakers connected to this computer. The monitor will have no power button and it will be reenforced with strong glass. You will only have a wireless mouse to check the emails. The CPU and keyboard will be outside the box.
    Now you will sit in this box and read spam emails all day long. The pings will never stop. The box will not be big enough for you to lay down for a nap. It will be cramped and uncomfortable. You will not get any pillows for a backrest or nothing.
    You only get bathroom breaks and meal breaks.
    6 hours of sleep outside the box in a very comfy bed. Then back into the box you go.
    How does that sound?
    This torture is only applicable to the ladies.

    Now if you’re a guy, I’ve got some bad news for you.
    A male spammer will be ordered to sit butt-naked on a bottomless chair. And then I will take a golf club, and pretend I’m Tiger Woods.

    Hi,

    I am following up with my previous email to see if you would be interested in the data acquisition of JetBrains Users for your upcoming marketing campaigns.

    This data would assist your sales and marketing teams to generate more opportunities and close deals faster.

    Please let me know if you would like to review counts, samples, and pricing.

    Thanks,

    Jennifer Jones
    Marketing and Operations Manager
    United States
    ——————————————————————————————————————————–
    Hi,

    I wanted to know if your organization is planning to acquire JetBrains Users for your Multi-channel Interaction, Voice Interaction, Outbound Contact, and Business Intelligence purposes.

    We are a Global technographic data provider helping companies uncover the active buyers in the right target markets.

    We can provide you the customized data of JetBrains Users, based on your specifications like titles, departments, employee size, revenue size, industries, geography, etc.

    With our comprehensive technographic intelligence you can reach out to your target audience and provide solutions with your products/services with better responsive results.

    Let me know if you would like to review a sample file, counts, and pricing structure.

    Thanks,

    Jennifer Jones
    Marketing and Operations Manager
    United States

    Jennifer Jones

    7536 Constitution Ave., Eden Prairie, MN 55347

    Hi,

    I am checking in to see if you would be interested in the customer base of Fastly CDN.

    The customer base has direct dials to decision-makers, all C-level Titles, Head of Marketing, etc.

    We also track users of other CDN software users such as Cloudflare CDN, Azure CDN, Amazon Cloudfront, Limelight CDN, Rackspace CDN, Akamai, EdgeCast CDN, etc.

    Let me know if you are interested so that we can discuss the pricing details, sample file, and the total number of counts we have.

    Thanks,

    Judith Patterson
    Marketing Manager
    Data Marketing Tips, Inc.
    Massachusetts

    Judith Patterson

    7893 Wilson Road Waltham, MA 02453, Waltham, MA 02453

    Hi,

    Are you planning to send Drip/Lead Nurturing campaigns to Cloudflare CDN accounts/installed-base?

    Recently verified Cloudflare Users across the USA and the Globe that we have compiled can be used through different channels such as Email, Tele-calling, Google Ads, LinkedIn Marketing, and more.

    Let me know if you would like to review a sample file along with counts and pricing.

    Thanks,

    Ema Jade
    B2B Accounts Manager
    Global Industry Data, Inc.

    Ema Jade

    7536 Constitution Ave. Eden Prairie, MN 55347, Eden Prairie, MN 55347

    Why are all the spammers located in Minnesota?
    Why is Jennifer Jones, the Marketing and Operations Manager of the entire United States?
    Why are Jennifer Jones’ and Ema Jade’s offices located at the same address?

    Here’s another idea:
    Instead of spam emails, the monitor in the box will play porn all day long. And our lovely Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade here, will be shackled in chains. No fapping!

    When it comes to destructive creativity and innovation, you’re looking at the king of kings.

    The next spam email in my inbox will receive a detailed reply describing my other ideas.
    If you’re a spammer who wants to know how I’m going to sell your mother as a sex slave in Kuwait, please, send me your business proposition.
    Additionally, if you’re located in Minnesota, please include your tit pics in the email.
    The only marketing campaigns I’m interested in are your tits.
    The only sample files I’d like to review are your mother’s tits.
    Are we clear on that?

    Thank you.

    Now, I will discuss the spammers on my blog.
    Today I noticed there were 98 spam comments on my articles!
    Now 96 of these comments were posted on two of my articles: The one on Youtube & Susan Wojcicki, and the one on the Twitter ban in Nigeria.
    40 spam comments were made on the Twitter article and 56 comments were made on the YouTube article.
    All of these comments were marked as Honeypots.

    Now these are the spammers that would force me to disobey Jesus.
    These are the spammers who would receive a double tap, followed by a single tap.
    These are the spammers that would make me outdo the 15 villains listed earlier. If you thought you’d seen all the violence in the world, bring me one of these spammers, and I’ll prove you wrong.

    Why do I get the feeling that Jack Dorsey and Susan Wojcicki employed some dumbass to spam daily honeypot links on the articles that had mentioned them?

    You guys do realize that I make absolutely no SEO efforts on my sites, right? SEO for my pages is so easy, it would take like an hour to shoot me straight to the top. And I know how to get it done.

    Is this how Twitter and YouTube tame their opponents? Do they employ spammers to post honeypot links on every article that smacks ’em with facts right in the face?

    Perhaps I’ll write a fictional story about the day I went balls deep in Susan Wojcicki, how about that? And maybe I’ll write another story about my golf club looking for shelter in Jack Dorsey’s asshole.

    I just want to put it out there that I hope that the idiots posting honeypot links on my articles get infected with Covid-19 and die a painful horribly slow death. And when they die, I will celebrate. Perhaps I’ll give Susan Wojcicki an extra pounding for the joyous occasion, how about that?

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:38 pm on July 12, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Jacob Zuma, , ,   

    South Africa Is Burning 

    It is time to go back to my African roots.

    South Africa is burning.
    And the people who set it in motion, are Africans, specifically, blacks.

    I’m looking at my phone right now, and I see over 30 videos of the riots in South Africa right now. People are looting stores and burning vehicles and shopping malls and causing chaos all over the nation. Why? Because Jacob Zuma was put in prison for being a corrupt criminal.

    Who elected Jacob Zuma in the first place? It was the people. A criminal was elected by a bunch of criminals. he committed more criminal activities while in office and is now in prison. Meanwhile the criminals who voted for him are now burning and looting across the country.
    This is the best we can do folks. Garbage in, garbage out. Those are the famous words of George Carlin, and they certainly make sense here.

    South Africa is a shithole. It turned to shit over a decade ago. All the smart people left the country while the going was good. And all the idiots are now stuck amongst the criminals.

    I wish I could say more but I’ve got nothing left to say about shithole countries. Quite often people are quick to blame the politicians and leaders of failed nations in times of crisis. But our great South Africa has proved to us that maybe it’s not just the politicians who suck. Maybe there’s something else that sucks around here – like the people. That’s right. The people fucking suck, fuck ’em!
    George Carlin, ladies and gentlemen. His wisdom certainly outlived him.

    If this article gets any negative feedback, I will make it a point to publish those videos, with my personal commentary on them. And then I will proceed to write a series of articles about South Africa just like I did for India. And I will prove my African roots by ass-blasting every popular African nation and scientifically prove why they’re shithole countries.

    There is no room for patriotism here. I work based on facts. The proof is out there. What more do you need?

     
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