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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:36 pm on July 9, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2019-nCov, , cow dung, cow piss, , , , National Security Act, NSA,   

    Covid-19: Activists Imprisoned For Saying Shit And Piss Isn’t The Cure 

    Well well well!

    The latest case under NSA comes over a Facebook post after state unit BJP chief S Tikendra Singh, a retired professor, died last week. Erendro, 40, wrote, “The cure for Corona is not cow dung & cow urine. The cure is science & common sense. Professor ji RIP.”

    Erendro was arrested from his house around 10pm Thursday based on a complaint by Usham Deben Singh, vice-president of state BJP. The complainant alleged that the post had “deliberately and wilfully insulted and outraged religious fillings and sentiments” of BJP workers and family members of the deceased.

    The order, dated May 17, to book Erendro under NSA by Th Kirankumar, District Magistrate, Imphal West, stated, “…am satisfied that his activities are prejudicial to the security of the State and to the maintenance of public order.”

    You can’t make this up!

    The other person arrested with Erendro for Facebook post on the state BJP chief’s death is journalist Kishorchandra Wangkhem (41), who had posted, “Santhi Sanyungna yadrabo oh!!! RIP #Rashikang Kangyet Hayeng nga Chaani”, the gist of whose translation is: “Cow dung, cow urine didn’t work…”

    India is now booking people under the National Security Act if they speak out against cow dug and cow urine as a cure for Covid-19!
    Because cow dung and cow piss are protected under the National Security Act. Cow dung and cow piss are an important concern of the Indian National Security! The purpose of the Indian National Security Act is to imprison anyone who doesn’t eat cow poop and drink cow’s piss straight from the source.
    What are you waiting for? Start munching before the cops beat you down with sticks and throw you in a den!

    So much for freedom in the holy land.

     
    • Narendra Modi 2:29 am on July 13, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      India is turning into China without the technology, and Saudi Arabia without the oil. My India is intolerant of questioning or making fun of religion. Pakistan is becoming India, and India is becoming Pakistan.

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:13 pm on July 14, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        India is a shithole country. And Indian leaders literally drink piss and advertise piss-drinking to their citizens.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 9:25 am on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2019-nCov, , , , , ,   

    Lying: The National Indian Pastime 

    Aaaaand we’re back!

    Hardly a day goes by when some shit doesn’t go down in India, that is worthy of an article, and a verbal beatdown.

    As an expert in Indian culture, traditions, philosophy, social norms and politics, it is my duty to give Indians a pounding every time somebody fucks something up. And boy, India is the land of fuckups.

    In March last year, the Indian government promised big bucks to all the Indians whose family members died in the pandemic.
    To quote:

    The Central government has decided to treat coronavirus as a “notified disaster” for the purpose of providing assistance under the State Disaster Response Fund (SDRF) and has announced an ex-gratia payment of Rs 4 lakhs to families of those who die of coronavirus.
    The disaster management division of the Union Home Ministry has issued a letter to the Chief Secretaries of all the states.
    The letter states, “The Central government, keeping in view the spread of COVID-19 virus in India and the declaration of COVID-19 as a pandemic by the World Health Organisation (WHO), by way of a special one-time dispensation, has decided to treat it as a notified disaster for the purpose of providing assistance under SDRF”.

    Now all news articles of the above letter have been scrubbed by Modi’s board of censorship. Except these two articles.

    And the Indian government has pulled a 180 and said they never stated any such thing; nor do they have the capability to compensate every family of Covid-19 victims with Rs. 400K. Surprise!

    This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government – you get screwed, pretty badly.

    There’s even a video of an Indian politician promising a million bucks to the families of every frontline worker who died on duty.

    The kin of police officials and others who die while fighting the novel coronavirus in Delhi would also be given a compensation of Rs 1 crore each, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal said on Saturday. “If any doctor, nurse, sanitation worker at hospitals, lab technician contracts the infection and dies due to it, while attending to the patients of COVID-19, then the Delhi government will give a compensation of Rs 1 crore to their family.” Now, police, defence volunteers and others involved in taking care of Covid patients are also beneficiaries now.

    An interesting phenomenon to note is that the Indian government declared Covid-19 as as a notified disaster in March 2020. Then in March 2021, Prime Minister Narendra Modi decided to hold political rallies in several states in order to launch the second wave of Covid-19 in India.
    The result of that was weeks of 300K cases daily, breaking the records of any other country by far.
    In response to that, the Indian government faked the numbers, which led to even more deaths, and people begging for oxygen and dying like rats.

    This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government.

    Last year, when the pandemic began, the government promised free food and money to the migrant workers in India. Did they receive any of the promised aid? Nope! There’s even a video of a hungry migrant feeding on a dead dog’s corpse in the middle of the highway!
    You can’t make this shit up!

    So the Indian government is expert at lying and cheating it’s citizens. Consequently, the citizens have also learned the art of lying in a desperate attempt to survive. There were news articles about people selling fire extinguishers disguised as oxygen tanks. There were articles about some restaurant hoarding oxygen concentrators. There were articles about ambulance drivers demanding 10x the regular fees to transport Covid-19 bodies. There were articles about Remdesivir being sold for insane prices on black market. And the list goes on and on.
    So this cheating propensity has actually been triggered by Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the Indian government.
    Lying, therefore, is a national pastime in India.
    Are you a tourist who would like to visit India? Would you like to visit the Indian pilgrimage sites and learn the Indian culture? Save yourself the trouble and fuck off somewhere else. India is a fucking shithole where human lives are worth nothing. As the saying goes, it’s a dog eat dog world.

    Here’s something I almost forgot:

    Barkha Dutt reports from Madhya Pradesh where she talks to a man named Ajay who lost his wife Rajni to COVID. Her death was not counted in official government figures because the death certificate doesn’t mention covid as a cause of death although the certificates from hospital and Crematorium clearly shows she died due to COVID. He said, “When she was alive, I had to struggle to get into any hospital & now when she lost her battle to covid, I’m struggling to get her COVID death certificate. He tells us that government order says death certificates will not mention the cause of death. He claims that he was told by officials who issue death certificate that there are clear orders not to mention the cause of death as covid. Ajay made 5 complaints to CM’s helpline but couldn’t get any positive response. He also claimed that the ventilators in the hospital in which his wife was admitted was run by security guards and not some medical staff or technician.

    I can’t remember if I ever mentioned this:

    As India battled the disastrous second wave of Covid-19, many Indian states saw elections at various levels being conducted. The four-phase Panchayat polls in Uttar Pradesh were held recently between April 15 and April 29. Abhishek Shukla, a Government official, was one of the many officers preparing for their poll duties months in advance, allegedly amidst no covid protocols. Even as the carnage of the second Covid-19 wave engulfed the country, Abhishek’s family alleges that he was not given an option but to perform his duty. Abhishek passed away on the morning of 17th April, shortly after contracting Covid-19. His family is devastated and alleges apathy by the government. Sadly, his story is not the only tale of despair brought on by election duties during the pandemic.

    The U.P Government says there has been no official audit of the deaths and argues that it was against holding the local polls but was forced to do so by the Allahabad high court.

    I’d like to thank Narendra Modi and the Indian government for their selfish inhumane actions that prove my statements to be unbiased FACTS, every single time.

     
    • Tim Cook 2:18 pm on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      Rest assured, Modi will still win the next election but with record low turnout. Also, press freedom in India is low and will go lower, into PRC territory. They won’t stop until India’s federal government is made of one party only.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:20 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2019-nCov, , , , , , kumbha mela, ,   

    Covid-19: Reap What You Sow 

    In the previous article, I showcased the bright side of politicians and the general masses. I thought it’d only be fair to show some more insight into the recent surge in the statistics.

    19th April

    13th April

    11th April

    2nd April

    30th March

    29th March

    29th March

    29th March

    28th March

    25th March

    21st March

    20th March

    17th March

    17th March

    8th March

    Kumbha Mela

    Kumbha Mela

    Indian zombies

    Haridwar

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    The best thing about these videos, is that they almost provide a first-hand POV into the events that may/may not have contributed to the pandemic.

    As you may have noticed, most of the people aren’t wearing masks. There is no social distancing.
    If you thought the American protests were bad, well, the Indians aren’t doing much better either, are they now? Even worse, a group of them prefer to walk around butt naked waving their pencil dicks at the camera.
    There have been some nude protests in some countries. Well, apparently India’s the OG with all the zombie babajis flaunting their ugly bodies.

    And no, this isn’t some anti-religious sentiment. I’m an ex-monk. I understand the religion better than you do.
    The point here isn’t the naked babajis or the angry farmers. This is about large masses of people flaunting Covid-19 precautions and restrictions, and deliberately spreading the virus because of their ignorance and stupidity.

    Y’know I’d feel sorry for the innocent guy who slipped once and caught the virus due to his bad luck. And I’d shed a tear for the poor family members who might get infected through him.

    But how do you feel sorry for this level of ignorance?
    It’s been one year since the pandemic began. How can people be so ignorant in the face of a virus that made doctors cry and nurses weep?
    So many Indians acting like there’s no virus on the loose, going about their daily lives, wasting time on useless endeavors.

    The government can lie and fake the numbers, but people will keep dying.
    It’s not too late for the people to get their shit together. But, from what I know, people will continue being reckless until the government steps in and imposes a total lockdown.
    And for now, their government doesn’t seem to be keen on doing that.
    I think their government wants to cull the population before it imposes the next lockdown. The advantage of that will be that people will be more compliant and obedient.
    At the time of this writing, 23rd April, India has 345K new cases for the day.
    It looks like everyday is going have a higher record.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:02 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2019-nCov, , , , , , , , , second wave,   

    Covid-19: Most Lives Don’t Matter 

    Aaand I’m back!
    Back again with another banger!

    Yesterday I focused a huge portion of my article slamming India. And some readers may wonder why.
    Well, the reason is quite simple really: they had it coming.

    But the problem in India isn’t just the people – it’s the politicians.
    You see, politics is one field where anyone can jump in and ride the waves. It doesn’t matter whether one is a stupid dumbfuck, mentally ill, or a career criminal. Politics is one field where you don’t need intelligence, you only need popularity.
    Another field where intelligence isn’t needed, is social media influencer.
    So politicians and social media influencers, are an unnecessary burden on planet earth. They only exist to cause trouble.

    Do you know what politicians and social media influencers have in common? They’re both selfish self-centered low-life scum of the earth.

    But fuck social media influencers. I don’t even wanna go there right now.

    I wanna talk about politicians.
    Do you what kind of person becomes a politician?
    A self-idolizing egomaniac who enjoys bossing people around.

    Politicians usually think they’re right, when in reality, they’re always wrong.
    Politicians love attention. That’s why most of the politicians always show off in front of the media.
    Politicians only care about looking good for the cameras. They will lie, they will make false promises, they will say and do whatever it takes to win the popular vote. If politicians could win people’s hearts and minds by shoving their own fists up their arseholes, they’d do it!

    Politicians are like celebrities without the talent, skill, looks or brains.
    They’re popular, but nobody knows why.
    They just say things that people would like to hear, and then they become popular.
    If you want to be a politician, you better practice running your mouth and flapping those gums all day long!

    If having a university degree was a proof of genius, then the world would be full of Einsteins.
    If holding a political position was a sign of leadership, then the world would never have any problems, certainly not of this magnitude.

    Politicians don’t care about the people. They don’t care about your infrastructure, your economy, your jobs, your security or your families.
    When a politician mentions the infrastructure, he’s talking about the ones that lead up to his mansion.
    When a politician mentions the economy, he’s talking about his bank account.
    When a politician mentions jobs, he’s talking about his fucking job. He’s talking about holding on to his job and his position forever.
    When a politician talks about security, it’s his security. Not yours. Not the people’s.
    When a politician talks about family, he means his wife and children. That’s it! That’s as far as he goes.

    Politicians don’t give a fuck about the people. That’s a fact. That’s the truth. That’s the reality.
    And the sooner the masses come to that realization, the better their chances will be at survival.

    Today I’m going to showcase an example of a self-serving politician. One can learn a lot by studying this man.

    Since I spent so much time bashing India, and Indians, for their second wave of Covid-19, I figured it was time for some self-explanatory proof.
    What you are about to see is Darwinism at it’s finest.

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Assam

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Tamil Nadu

    Bengal

    Assam

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Kerala

    Bangladesh

    Assam

    West Bengal/a>

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Uttar Pradesh

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Each of these videos showcases the importance of SOCIAL DISTANCING and WEARING MASKS.

    Each of these videos also highlights how much the politicians care about the health of the citizens in the midst of a pandemic.

    These videos also show the priorities of these politicians.
    Unfortunately, they also show the intelligence level of the average Indian citizen.

    If this was an investigation, then these videos would offer some background info to the 332K new cases that India had yesterday.

    Watching these videos, do you think these politicians had the health and safety of the citizens in mind?
    Do you think the lives of these people matter to these politicians?
    In a population of 1.3B, I don’t think anyone would even notice the disappearance of a few million idiots.
    The night curfews are to make sure these idiots disappear while the rest of the population sleeps.
    So if you’re infected and severely sick, chances are, you might just be dumped into the cemetery in the middle of the night. China cremated a bunch of sick people while they were alive. What makes you think India can’t do the same?
    If one can disappear without a trace in China, believe me, one would definitely not be missed in the densely populated India.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:30 pm on April 22, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2019-nCov, Aarogya Setu, AstraZeneca, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , mutations, , , oxygen, , Pfizer, , , , , , , , tracking,   

    Covid-19: It Can Only Get Worse 

    A lot of countries, and by countries, I mean the people, and their governments, were toying with the pandemic. “Just two more weeks,” they said.

    India just crossed 315K new cases in a day.
    LIGHT THE FIREWORKS!
    CELEBRATE!
    Masks off! More weddings and crowds and loitering on the streets! Uttarayan! Holi! Kumbh Mela!
    Let’s go India! You can do this!

    If there are any other countries that are thinking of playing around with the Coronavirus like it’s their grandma’s panties, take a look at India right now.
    India will get through this just fine. 1.3B people. Like I said last year, even if 300M folks died, India would still keep going.
    The rest of you fuckers, would be wiped off the face of the earth.
    So, you can hold your protests, and riot on the streets and have Covid parties all you want, but just know, unlike India and China, you don’t have the balls to procreate a future generation. This very well might be your last one. So tread carefully.

    My predictions for November 2020 will come true. Even if delayed by a few months, I was quite accurate in my analysis and hypothesis. Now it wasn’t Nov 2020, but it will be some other month this year, perhaps Nov 2021?
    Let’s just say I made some premature predictions and prophesies. Or, we could say that I made accurate predictions but the Indian government rigged the numbers!

    What’s on the news?
    Fake Covid-19 vaccines have been discovered by Pfizer in Mexico and Poland.
    It’s business baby! First, it was the governments that tried to take advantage of the pandemic. Then the corporations. And now, it’s the drug dealers. The problem started at the top, and trickled down to the bottom.

    AstraZeneca vaccine was suspended in 18 countries. Thailand, Luxembourg, Sweden, Slovenia, Latvia, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia, Netherlands, Ireland, Bulgaria, Iceland, Norway, Denmark.

    Double and Triple mutant variants of the Coronavirus found in India.
    Oh well, those cow dung baths and cow piss shots couldn’t help much, could they?

    French variant of Covid-19 undetectable in PCR test.
    Well, only the Chinese variant is superdetectable from a mile away – because Coronavirus came from China. Even a blind man in the Amazon forest would’ve seen the pandemic emerging from China.
    But nobody talks about China because that’s racist. Bunch of fucking bullshit!

    Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for Coronavirus patients.
    Now this headline is from early 2020, but can still be applied to this day.
    People never change.
    What’s the latest shooting case in America?
    Never mind!
    I don’t give a fuck.
    I stopped following the weekly shootings after the Floyd riots last year.
    Seriously, try something new. Find a hobby or something. These shootings have become stale and boring.
    Maybe it’s just karma in another form after Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria etc etc.
    Americans are too busy meddling with other countries’ affairs yet they can’t sort out their weekly shootings, eh?

    Anyway, one of the things I’ve been really curious about is, what happened to all the surveillance apps that every government rolled out within weeks after the pandemic began, to track and monitor infected people?
    Surely, if everyone had downloaded the Covid-19 surveillance apps, then people would be safe?

    Didn’t India make their app mandatory for everyone who wanted to go outside their homes? What’s the name? Aarogya setu? What happened to it? Weren’t the cops going to check people’s phones to see if they had the app installed?
    Their site shows 176M downloads. That’s like 13% of the population.

    I’m looking at this graph in an article from the Financial Times which compares the official count of Covid-19 deaths vs the number of cremations of Covid-19 victims over the same period.
    Some districts have cremations as high as 100x the official count.
    Now, what’d I say about the lying governments?
    And this one is about India. Anybody who’s been to India knows you can’t trust the government or politicians on anything.
    So my guess is that the government faked the numbers, the general dumbass population got a false sense of security and became reckless, and the infections spread like wildfire.
    Nice!

    I believe India shall see a daily rise of 500K cases in less than a week, that is, if the government doesn’t manipulate the statistics once again.

    I saw a screenshot of an Indian newspaper on 9gag. “Patients gasp for breath, netas hold up o2 tanker for photo op. Politicians in Indore stopped than tanker carrying 30 tonnes of oxygen twice for photo ops and a puja before it could be unloaded.”
    Puja means worship. Indian politicians worshiped a tank of oxygen.
    This is how you know my predictions will come true. Because this is the type of big brains you’d expect in the Indian government – worshiping oxygen tanks and Covid-19 vaccines. That’s right. When the first batch of vaccines arrived in Indian hospitals, they decided to worship the vaccines. Because that’s how people get immunity – by worshiping vaccines. And if you worship a tank of oxygen, you will never need a breathe of oxygen again!

    I’m seeing news headlines of shortage of Covid-19 vaccines in India.
    Whilst Modi was enjoying the publicity stunts by exporting vaccines to other countries, he must’ve forgotten the pandemic was still a real problem in India.
    Ironically, the Indian government has opened up vaccination for everyone 18+ on some bullshit platform called CoWIN. If they’re implying that the ‘rona is winning in India, they’re absolutely correct. If they’re implying that they’ll win the battle against the ‘rona, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Have you read my articles about the current state of India?
    You don’t win a battle against a deadly virus by crowding everywhere, wearing masks below the nose, going to every wedding in a 100 mile radius, and having the hygiene standards of a pig.
    Where’s the lockdown in India? There is no fucking lockdown. They’ve imposed night curfews which are pretty much useless because most of the population sleeps at night anyway.

    Yesterday I read a headline about J&J trying to get approval for rollout in India.
    At this point, I’m convinced India will be the new test bed for every vaccine manufacturer.

    I think we’re all on a deadline here. India is a perfect example of how quickly shit can hit the fan when we don’t take precautions. Even if you take all the precautions, if someone around you does not, they increase your chances of being infected as well. And that’s scary.

    Every family, every neighborhood has that one dumbass who will definitely get infected because they’re a fucking idiot. And everyone that idiot visits or gets in close proximity with might just get infected as well. All it takes is one small slip, one mistake, and you’re truly fucked.
    If you’re wearing a mask but the moron who comes close to you isn’t wearing one, or is wearing it improperly, then they’re putting you at risk.

    So, even if you’re just going to get groceries, or pay your bills, or shopping for some essentials, it’s a high-risk manoeuvre at best.

     
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