A lot of countries, and by countries, I mean the people, and their governments, were toying with the pandemic. “Just two more weeks,” they said.
India just crossed 315K new cases in a day.
LIGHT THE FIREWORKS!
Masks off! More weddings and crowds and loitering on the streets! Uttarayan! Holi! Kumbh Mela!
Let’s go India! You can do this!
If there are any other countries that are thinking of playing around with the Coronavirus like it’s their grandma’s panties, take a look at India right now.
India will get through this just fine. 1.3B people. Like I said last year, even if 300M folks died, India would still keep going.
The rest of you fuckers, would be wiped off the face of the earth.
So, you can hold your protests, and riot on the streets and have Covid parties all you want, but just know, unlike India and China, you don’t have the balls to procreate a future generation. This very well might be your last one. So tread carefully.
My predictions for November 2020 will come true. Even if delayed by a few months, I was quite accurate in my analysis and hypothesis. Now it wasn’t Nov 2020, but it will be some other month this year, perhaps Nov 2021?
Let’s just say I made some premature predictions and prophesies. Or, we could say that I made accurate predictions but the Indian government rigged the numbers!
What’s on the news?
Fake Covid-19 vaccines have been discovered by Pfizer in Mexico and Poland.
It’s business baby! First, it was the governments that tried to take advantage of the pandemic. Then the corporations. And now, it’s the drug dealers. The problem started at the top, and trickled down to the bottom.
AstraZeneca vaccine was suspended in 18 countries. Thailand, Luxembourg, Sweden, Slovenia, Latvia, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia, Netherlands, Ireland, Bulgaria, Iceland, Norway, Denmark.
Double and Triple mutant variants of the Coronavirus found in India.
Oh well, those cow dung baths and cow piss shots couldn’t help much, could they?
French variant of Covid-19 undetectable in PCR test.
Well, only the Chinese variant is superdetectable from a mile away – because Coronavirus came from China. Even a blind man in the Amazon forest would’ve seen the pandemic emerging from China.
But nobody talks about China because that’s racist. Bunch of fucking bullshit!
Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for Coronavirus patients.
Now this headline is from early 2020, but can still be applied to this day.
People never change.
What’s the latest shooting case in America?
I don’t give a fuck.
I stopped following the weekly shootings after the Floyd riots last year.
Seriously, try something new. Find a hobby or something. These shootings have become stale and boring.
Maybe it’s just karma in another form after Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria etc etc.
Americans are too busy meddling with other countries’ affairs yet they can’t sort out their weekly shootings, eh?
Anyway, one of the things I’ve been really curious about is, what happened to all the surveillance apps that every government rolled out within weeks after the pandemic began, to track and monitor infected people?
Surely, if everyone had downloaded the Covid-19 surveillance apps, then people would be safe?
Didn’t India make their app mandatory for everyone who wanted to go outside their homes? What’s the name? Aarogya setu? What happened to it? Weren’t the cops going to check people’s phones to see if they had the app installed?
Their site shows 176M downloads. That’s like 13% of the population.
I’m looking at this graph in an article from the Financial Times which compares the official count of Covid-19 deaths vs the number of cremations of Covid-19 victims over the same period.
Some districts have cremations as high as 100x the official count.
Now, what’d I say about the lying governments?
And this one is about India. Anybody who’s been to India knows you can’t trust the government or politicians on anything.
So my guess is that the government faked the numbers, the general dumbass population got a false sense of security and became reckless, and the infections spread like wildfire.
I believe India shall see a daily rise of 500K cases in less than a week, that is, if the government doesn’t manipulate the statistics once again.
I saw a screenshot of an Indian newspaper on 9gag. “Patients gasp for breath, netas hold up o2 tanker for photo op. Politicians in Indore stopped than tanker carrying 30 tonnes of oxygen twice for photo ops and a puja before it could be unloaded.”
Puja means worship. Indian politicians worshiped a tank of oxygen.
This is how you know my predictions will come true. Because this is the type of big brains you’d expect in the Indian government – worshiping oxygen tanks and Covid-19 vaccines. That’s right. When the first batch of vaccines arrived in Indian hospitals, they decided to worship the vaccines. Because that’s how people get immunity – by worshiping vaccines. And if you worship a tank of oxygen, you will never need a breathe of oxygen again!
I’m seeing news headlines of shortage of Covid-19 vaccines in India.
Whilst Modi was enjoying the publicity stunts by exporting vaccines to other countries, he must’ve forgotten the pandemic was still a real problem in India.
Ironically, the Indian government has opened up vaccination for everyone 18+ on some bullshit platform called CoWIN. If they’re implying that the ‘rona is winning in India, they’re absolutely correct. If they’re implying that they’ll win the battle against the ‘rona, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Have you read my articles about the current state of India?
You don’t win a battle against a deadly virus by crowding everywhere, wearing masks below the nose, going to every wedding in a 100 mile radius, and having the hygiene standards of a pig.
Where’s the lockdown in India? There is no fucking lockdown. They’ve imposed night curfews which are pretty much useless because most of the population sleeps at night anyway.
Yesterday I read a headline about J&J trying to get approval for rollout in India.
At this point, I’m convinced India will be the new test bed for every vaccine manufacturer.
I think we’re all on a deadline here. India is a perfect example of how quickly shit can hit the fan when we don’t take precautions. Even if you take all the precautions, if someone around you does not, they increase your chances of being infected as well. And that’s scary.
Every family, every neighborhood has that one dumbass who will definitely get infected because they’re a fucking idiot. And everyone that idiot visits or gets in close proximity with might just get infected as well. All it takes is one small slip, one mistake, and you’re truly fucked.
If you’re wearing a mask but the moron who comes close to you isn’t wearing one, or is wearing it improperly, then they’re putting you at risk.
So, even if you’re just going to get groceries, or pay your bills, or shopping for some essentials, it’s a high-risk manoeuvre at best.