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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:36 pm on July 9, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , cow dung, cow piss, , , Indians, National Security Act, NSA,   

    Covid-19: Activists Imprisoned For Saying Shit And Piss Isn’t The Cure 

    Well well well!

    The latest case under NSA comes over a Facebook post after state unit BJP chief S Tikendra Singh, a retired professor, died last week. Erendro, 40, wrote, “The cure for Corona is not cow dung & cow urine. The cure is science & common sense. Professor ji RIP.”

    Erendro was arrested from his house around 10pm Thursday based on a complaint by Usham Deben Singh, vice-president of state BJP. The complainant alleged that the post had “deliberately and wilfully insulted and outraged religious fillings and sentiments” of BJP workers and family members of the deceased.

    The order, dated May 17, to book Erendro under NSA by Th Kirankumar, District Magistrate, Imphal West, stated, “…am satisfied that his activities are prejudicial to the security of the State and to the maintenance of public order.”

    You can’t make this up!

    The other person arrested with Erendro for Facebook post on the state BJP chief’s death is journalist Kishorchandra Wangkhem (41), who had posted, “Santhi Sanyungna yadrabo oh!!! RIP #Rashikang Kangyet Hayeng nga Chaani”, the gist of whose translation is: “Cow dung, cow urine didn’t work…”

    India is now booking people under the National Security Act if they speak out against cow dug and cow urine as a cure for Covid-19!
    Because cow dung and cow piss are protected under the National Security Act. Cow dung and cow piss are an important concern of the Indian National Security! The purpose of the Indian National Security Act is to imprison anyone who doesn’t eat cow poop and drink cow’s piss straight from the source.
    What are you waiting for? Start munching before the cops beat you down with sticks and throw you in a den!

    So much for freedom in the holy land.

     
    • Narendra Modi 2:29 am on July 13, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      India is turning into China without the technology, and Saudi Arabia without the oil. My India is intolerant of questioning or making fun of religion. Pakistan is becoming India, and India is becoming Pakistan.

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:13 pm on July 14, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        India is a shithole country. And Indian leaders literally drink piss and advertise piss-drinking to their citizens.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:31 pm on June 13, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Baba Ramdev, BJP MP Sadhvi Pragya, black fungus, Corona devi, , Covaxin, , , , headlines, , Indians, , , , , Sadhvi Pragya, UP, vaccination, white fungus, Yogi Adityanath   

    Covid-19: The Wonderful Glories Of India 

    A few weeks ago I published a few articles detailing the rise of the second wave of the pandemic in India.

    Since then, there have been headlines after headlines exposing the horrible situation in India on the news.
    I avoided all that because the levels of stupidity in India reached the lethal limit of my big brain.

    I think I’d become fed up of watching India’s incompetency in handling the pandemic. And I just needed a break.
    I’ve spent the past few weeks in blissful ignorance. I haven’t checked any news regarding the pandemic. I even stopped browsing the Coronavirus section on 9gag. Did it improve my mental health? Yes and no. Yes because I stopped thinking about the pandemic for a minute. And no because then I got distracted by some other bullshit.

    So what’s been going on in India for the past few weeks?
    Oh buoy! Where do I even begin?

    Some Indians have started building temples for their new Indian goddess – Coronavirus!
    Never underestimate the power of religious bullshit.
    Want to protect yourself from Covid-19? Drink cow piss and bathe in cow dung.
    Want to protect others from Covid-19?
    Build a temple for “Corona Devi” – the Corona goddess!
    They literally built an idol and gave it a feminine face, and put a few bat idols at her feet to complete the look!
    Also note the garland of plastic skulls around the goddess! Attention to detail!

    As an expert in multiple religions and cults, I really wonder who imagined the physical looks and appearance of the Corona goddess. As a professor of some of the largest religious books that ever came out of India, I’ve never read anything on Corona devi. Neither have I come across any verses that prescribe sculpting and worshiping of plagues and diseases in order to get rid of them.
    Just out of curiosity, why didn’t anyone build an idol of HIV/AIDS? Surely, that’s been around since I was born and nobody thought of worshiping AIDS to get rid of AIDS? Amateurs! If you want to be a religious conman, do it right or fuck off.
    What about Ebola? Swine Flu? H1N1?
    I think the AIDS devi is going to be very upset that she’s been around for decades and didn’t get a single temple!

    Meanwhile, some other Indians have been beating up doctors with pots, pans, sticks, oxygen tanks and anything they could lay their hands on. Why? Because they brought their family members to be magically cured from Coronavirus and these doctors killed them instead! How dare they!
    Here’s a suggestion my religious cousins – have you tried worshiping the doctors and nurses in the hospitals? If you can worship the coronavirus, surely, you can worship the doctors who are doing their best to cure you from it?

    Before I forget, has anyone thought of sculpting idols of the black fungus and white fungus? Fungus sounds manly, doesn’t it? Fungus deva – the Fungus god. Black Fungus deva – the black fungus god. So it’s official then! Someone build a temple real quick and let’s have two male idols in it – the Fungus devas. Proper worship of these gods will ensure you will never catch black fungus! Guaranteed results!

    Manjul the cartoonist received Twitter’s notice saying they had been informed by “law enforcement” that his cartoon (which he shared online) was in violation of the law. Sharing Modi cartoons and memes is now a crime in India.

    Shri Paras Hospital in Agra, India decided to do a mock drill by turning off oxygen for 5 mins due to lack of oxygen supply. 7 patients died. The Indian media lied and said 22 people died because they’re retarded and don’t understand Hindi.
    While all the Indians decided to pounce on the doctor and blame him, I decided to hear his version of the story.
    The doctor tried everything to procure oxygen from everywhere but failed. He asked the patients to leave the hospital and they refused. Yogi Adityanath and his big daddy Narendra Modi did nothing to fix the oxygen supply shortage. Who’s really to blame?

    About 3000 doctors resigned in Madhya Pradesh state in India because their demands were not heard by the government.
    Doctors in New Dehli held a candle march protest in support of the other doctors.

    There are no vaccination centers in villages. Most villages don’t even have a Covid facility. There’s a massive shortage of vaccines in the cities.

    Migrant workers are staying hungry for days on end. Narendra Modi has failed to deliver both food and vaccination to them.

    Dumbass conman Baba Ramdev is spreading rumors that modern medicine doesn’t work on Covid-19.

    Thousands of dead bodies have been dumped into the River Ganges and it’s banks due to shortage of wood and space in crematoriums. Two men were even caught on camera throwing a dead body over a bridge into the river below.

    India’s Covaxin has been rejected by the US FDA due to lack of adequate data.

    “I Drink Cow Urine Every Day, So I Don’t Have COVID” – BJP MP Sadhvi Pragya.

    Aaand that’s enough news for today.
    If politicians are advocating drinking of cow piss to prevent Covid-19, one can only imagine the state of mind of the rest of the nation.

    There has been a social stigma that’s led millions of infected Indians to deny their Covid infection. This has led to a higher spread of the disease even in remote villages.

    The hospitals are overwhelmed. Doctors and nurses are overwhelmed and exhausted. Patients lay everywhere on the floors and corridors in government hospitals. The lack of oxygen supply has forced many hospitals to turn away incoming patients.

    I checked the stats and India’s currently hovering around 80K daily cases.
    That’s strange considering 3 weeks ago, they were dumping thousands of corpses into the rivers.
    How many waves does India need before they start publishing the real numbers?

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:23 pm on May 4, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Bill Gates, , , , economy, , Indians, Melinda French, Melinda Gates, , philanthropy, , , Statue of Unity   

    Covid-19: Capitalism Meltdown 

    This article is going to serve as my rough notes for future more elaborate articles on a series of interconnected topics.

    Bill Gates and Melinda just got divorced.
    I saw this 2 days ago.
    And my thoughts on this are, well, fuck ’em.
    Bill Gates and Melinda are what someone called philanthrocapitalists.
    They built an empire by digging their claws into people’s pockets. And several decades later, they’re still doing the same thing, albeit in a more sophisticated manner that would fool billions of stupid idiots at first glance.

    Bill Gates has unlocked the magician level of philanthropy, where people only see what he wants them to see.
    He throws money at huge projects to eradicate diseases and hunger and poverty and so on, and people fall for that bullshit.
    Well, lemme ask you something: How do you think he became a billionaire in the first place?
    And if he really was giving away huge portions of his wealth in charity, how did he magically get richer?

    Bill Gates is just one example of a hawk-like billionaire. Every nation has dozens of such men; they dangle some necessities in the eyes of the population to hypnotize them, then they seize the population’s lifeline and monetize it.

    Tell me, if Bill Gates has such a big charity-loving heart, why didn’t he open-source the Windows OS and distribute it for free?
    There’s commoners everywhere spending thousands of hours creating Linux distros for everyone. Many of them have no income from these projects, other than donations from fans.
    Meanwhile, the biggest nerd of all time, approves a billion lines of tracking code to his OS and sells it to people so he can spy on them, gather their information and make big bucks off of them.

    Microsoft Windows sucks! Bill Gates, fuck your OS. I got my own OS bitch! And it runs better than Windows!

    I’m getting carried away here.
    I was telling my homie this morning that Bill and Melinda are ugly. Two ugly folks divorcing – what’s the big deal?
    I don’t know about the women, but if I can speak for men, no amount of money would buy entice me to hook up with Melinda.

    Never trust a rich man or woman to tell you how to live your life. Nobody on this planet ever became rich by being a nice and lovely human being.
    Each dollar in their bank account holds testimony to the number of people they crushed beneath them, to get where they are today.
    And that’s their success – money. Money is their success. Without money, nobody would give two fucks about these people.
    That should tell you all you need to know about them.

    Since we are now on the subject of money, how many lives has money saved in this pandemic? Does anyone know?
    Even the middle class people, and rich people have been unable to procure the right drugs and treatment in hospitals, what to speak of the poor?

    I like to think of doctors as people with a decent amount of money. But there was a doctor in some hospital, who couldn’t get the oxygen he needed, to survive, in India.

    Everyone’s invested in capitalism for their security, and it failed them when they needed it the most.
    India has been consistently running low on oxygen. People have money, but there is no oxygen. What should they do with that money if it can’t even get them a tank of oxygen to survive?

    I was reading last year, that the United States printed like a trillion dollars, to keep the country afloat during the pandemic.

    Well, suppose this pandemic carries on for another decade, what will they do?

    Every country has invested in millions and billions of funds for their military budget and expansion.
    Because killing is that damn important.
    Yet nobody thought of investing a few million bucks to open some special hospitals for emergency situations.

    India invested 27 billion rupees to construct the statue of unity. 27 billion rupees.
    They built a statue of some guy who’s long dead and gone; that most millennials wouldn’t give a fuck about, even if he were alive.
    Nobody gives a fuck about this statue. Nobody cares about this statue. It was simply a waste of money.
    And now, they don’t have oxygen. They’re begging for oxygen from other countries. They’re crying and weeping and blaming the US for not sending help.
    This is why India is a third world country. This is why India will always be a third world country.
    Because the people don’t have the intelligence to survive on this planet.
    The only thing they’re good at is trashing the streets and dumping dead bodies in the rivers and living like a bunch of filthy rats in the sewers.

    Nobody thought of investing that money to something more useful, like, building hospitals, and cleaning up the rivers, and building more efficient sewers and just giving the poor some money so they can get off the streets and do something with their lives other than begging for a few coins.

    If you’re an Indian living in India, then your government has failed you. Your politicians have failed you. Instead of gathering in political rallies to suck the dicks of your politicians, you’d have been better off in the safety of your homes, sleeping the day off.
    Now that the rallies and kumbh melas were proven to be Covid superspreaders, whom do you have to blame, but yourselves?

    Scumbags were caught selling fire extinguishers forged as oxygen tanks, imagine that!
    The prices of drugs skyrocketed. The prices of oxygen tanks went through the roofs; but the poor had no roofs to begin with, so they were simply carried off to the fields and cremated.
    I predicted firewood was going to become more expensive.
    The prices of coconuts used in cremation rituals had already increased tenfold.
    These are the benefits of capitalism.

    The migrants left their homes to work in the cities for a better life. Then they were forced to flee during the lockdowns. They had to borrow money for their return journey.
    These are the fruits of capitalism.
    Had they stayed home and farmed, I’m pretty sure they’d have enjoyed some mangoes or bananas instead of starving for several days traveling across the country to go back home.

    Capitalism has made people stupid. They have forgotten what’s vital.
    Now the banks are being hit hard by the effects of the pandemic. People will eventually run out of money, but more importantly, food, water and the basics.

    The year 2020 saw the highest rise in online sex workers, ever. And that’s from my calculations. Even YouTubers and Instagrammers have turned to online sex work. Everyone with over a few thousand followers now has an Onlyfans account or a Patreon or a Manyvids account. And by everyone, I mean the ladies.
    Everyone and their grandmama is now flashing their titties and buttholes on the camera to make some quick money.
    These are the results of capitalism.

    Where is the world heading, honestly?
    From where I’m sitting, I see an economic collapse far worse than the great depression. If the boomers thought the great depression was bad, then they don’t want to be alive for what’s coming next. And for the millennials and Gen-Z twerps, it’s going to be a real nightmare.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:20 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , Indians, kumbha mela, ,   

    Covid-19: Reap What You Sow 

    In the previous article, I showcased the bright side of politicians and the general masses. I thought it’d only be fair to show some more insight into the recent surge in the statistics.

    19th April

    13th April

    11th April

    2nd April

    30th March

    29th March

    29th March

    29th March

    28th March

    25th March

    21st March

    20th March

    17th March

    17th March

    8th March

    Kumbha Mela

    Kumbha Mela

    Indian zombies

    Haridwar

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    Naked Indian Zombies – NSFW

    The best thing about these videos, is that they almost provide a first-hand POV into the events that may/may not have contributed to the pandemic.

    As you may have noticed, most of the people aren’t wearing masks. There is no social distancing.
    If you thought the American protests were bad, well, the Indians aren’t doing much better either, are they now? Even worse, a group of them prefer to walk around butt naked waving their pencil dicks at the camera.
    There have been some nude protests in some countries. Well, apparently India’s the OG with all the zombie babajis flaunting their ugly bodies.

    And no, this isn’t some anti-religious sentiment. I’m an ex-monk. I understand the religion better than you do.
    The point here isn’t the naked babajis or the angry farmers. This is about large masses of people flaunting Covid-19 precautions and restrictions, and deliberately spreading the virus because of their ignorance and stupidity.

    Y’know I’d feel sorry for the innocent guy who slipped once and caught the virus due to his bad luck. And I’d shed a tear for the poor family members who might get infected through him.

    But how do you feel sorry for this level of ignorance?
    It’s been one year since the pandemic began. How can people be so ignorant in the face of a virus that made doctors cry and nurses weep?
    So many Indians acting like there’s no virus on the loose, going about their daily lives, wasting time on useless endeavors.

    The government can lie and fake the numbers, but people will keep dying.
    It’s not too late for the people to get their shit together. But, from what I know, people will continue being reckless until the government steps in and imposes a total lockdown.
    And for now, their government doesn’t seem to be keen on doing that.
    I think their government wants to cull the population before it imposes the next lockdown. The advantage of that will be that people will be more compliant and obedient.
    At the time of this writing, 23rd April, India has 345K new cases for the day.
    It looks like everyday is going have a higher record.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:02 pm on April 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , Indians, , , , , second wave,   

    Covid-19: Most Lives Don’t Matter 

    Aaand I’m back!
    Back again with another banger!

    Yesterday I focused a huge portion of my article slamming India. And some readers may wonder why.
    Well, the reason is quite simple really: they had it coming.

    But the problem in India isn’t just the people – it’s the politicians.
    You see, politics is one field where anyone can jump in and ride the waves. It doesn’t matter whether one is a stupid dumbfuck, mentally ill, or a career criminal. Politics is one field where you don’t need intelligence, you only need popularity.
    Another field where intelligence isn’t needed, is social media influencer.
    So politicians and social media influencers, are an unnecessary burden on planet earth. They only exist to cause trouble.

    Do you know what politicians and social media influencers have in common? They’re both selfish self-centered low-life scum of the earth.

    But fuck social media influencers. I don’t even wanna go there right now.

    I wanna talk about politicians.
    Do you what kind of person becomes a politician?
    A self-idolizing egomaniac who enjoys bossing people around.

    Politicians usually think they’re right, when in reality, they’re always wrong.
    Politicians love attention. That’s why most of the politicians always show off in front of the media.
    Politicians only care about looking good for the cameras. They will lie, they will make false promises, they will say and do whatever it takes to win the popular vote. If politicians could win people’s hearts and minds by shoving their own fists up their arseholes, they’d do it!

    Politicians are like celebrities without the talent, skill, looks or brains.
    They’re popular, but nobody knows why.
    They just say things that people would like to hear, and then they become popular.
    If you want to be a politician, you better practice running your mouth and flapping those gums all day long!

    If having a university degree was a proof of genius, then the world would be full of Einsteins.
    If holding a political position was a sign of leadership, then the world would never have any problems, certainly not of this magnitude.

    Politicians don’t care about the people. They don’t care about your infrastructure, your economy, your jobs, your security or your families.
    When a politician mentions the infrastructure, he’s talking about the ones that lead up to his mansion.
    When a politician mentions the economy, he’s talking about his bank account.
    When a politician mentions jobs, he’s talking about his fucking job. He’s talking about holding on to his job and his position forever.
    When a politician talks about security, it’s his security. Not yours. Not the people’s.
    When a politician talks about family, he means his wife and children. That’s it! That’s as far as he goes.

    Politicians don’t give a fuck about the people. That’s a fact. That’s the truth. That’s the reality.
    And the sooner the masses come to that realization, the better their chances will be at survival.

    Today I’m going to showcase an example of a self-serving politician. One can learn a lot by studying this man.

    Since I spent so much time bashing India, and Indians, for their second wave of Covid-19, I figured it was time for some self-explanatory proof.
    What you are about to see is Darwinism at it’s finest.

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Assam

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Tamil Nadu

    Bengal

    Assam

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Tamil Nadu

    Kerala

    Bangladesh

    Assam

    West Bengal/a>

    West Bengal

    West Bengal

    Uttar Pradesh

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Kerala

    Each of these videos showcases the importance of SOCIAL DISTANCING and WEARING MASKS.

    Each of these videos also highlights how much the politicians care about the health of the citizens in the midst of a pandemic.

    These videos also show the priorities of these politicians.
    Unfortunately, they also show the intelligence level of the average Indian citizen.

    If this was an investigation, then these videos would offer some background info to the 332K new cases that India had yesterday.

    Watching these videos, do you think these politicians had the health and safety of the citizens in mind?
    Do you think the lives of these people matter to these politicians?
    In a population of 1.3B, I don’t think anyone would even notice the disappearance of a few million idiots.
    The night curfews are to make sure these idiots disappear while the rest of the population sleeps.
    So if you’re infected and severely sick, chances are, you might just be dumped into the cemetery in the middle of the night. China cremated a bunch of sick people while they were alive. What makes you think India can’t do the same?
    If one can disappear without a trace in China, believe me, one would definitely not be missed in the densely populated India.

     
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