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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:36 pm on July 9, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , cow dung, cow piss, , , , National Security Act, NSA, pandemic   

    Covid-19: Activists Imprisoned For Saying Shit And Piss Isn’t The Cure 

    Well well well!

    The latest case under NSA comes over a Facebook post after state unit BJP chief S Tikendra Singh, a retired professor, died last week. Erendro, 40, wrote, “The cure for Corona is not cow dung & cow urine. The cure is science & common sense. Professor ji RIP.”

    Erendro was arrested from his house around 10pm Thursday based on a complaint by Usham Deben Singh, vice-president of state BJP. The complainant alleged that the post had “deliberately and wilfully insulted and outraged religious fillings and sentiments” of BJP workers and family members of the deceased.

    The order, dated May 17, to book Erendro under NSA by Th Kirankumar, District Magistrate, Imphal West, stated, “…am satisfied that his activities are prejudicial to the security of the State and to the maintenance of public order.”

    You can’t make this up!

    The other person arrested with Erendro for Facebook post on the state BJP chief’s death is journalist Kishorchandra Wangkhem (41), who had posted, “Santhi Sanyungna yadrabo oh!!! RIP #Rashikang Kangyet Hayeng nga Chaani”, the gist of whose translation is: “Cow dung, cow urine didn’t work…”

    India is now booking people under the National Security Act if they speak out against cow dug and cow urine as a cure for Covid-19!
    Because cow dung and cow piss are protected under the National Security Act. Cow dung and cow piss are an important concern of the Indian National Security! The purpose of the Indian National Security Act is to imprison anyone who doesn’t eat cow poop and drink cow’s piss straight from the source.
    What are you waiting for? Start munching before the cops beat you down with sticks and throw you in a den!

    So much for freedom in the holy land.

     
    • Narendra Modi 2:29 am on July 13, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      India is turning into China without the technology, and Saudi Arabia without the oil. My India is intolerant of questioning or making fun of religion. Pakistan is becoming India, and India is becoming Pakistan.

      • isvarahparamahkrsnah

        isvarahparamahkrsnah 2:13 pm on July 14, 2021 Permalink | Reply

        India is a shithole country. And Indian leaders literally drink piss and advertise piss-drinking to their citizens.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 9:25 am on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , pandemic,   

    Lying: The National Indian Pastime 

    Aaaaand we’re back!

    Hardly a day goes by when some shit doesn’t go down in India, that is worthy of an article, and a verbal beatdown.

    As an expert in Indian culture, traditions, philosophy, social norms and politics, it is my duty to give Indians a pounding every time somebody fucks something up. And boy, India is the land of fuckups.

    In March last year, the Indian government promised big bucks to all the Indians whose family members died in the pandemic.
    To quote:

    The Central government has decided to treat coronavirus as a “notified disaster” for the purpose of providing assistance under the State Disaster Response Fund (SDRF) and has announced an ex-gratia payment of Rs 4 lakhs to families of those who die of coronavirus.
    The disaster management division of the Union Home Ministry has issued a letter to the Chief Secretaries of all the states.
    The letter states, “The Central government, keeping in view the spread of COVID-19 virus in India and the declaration of COVID-19 as a pandemic by the World Health Organisation (WHO), by way of a special one-time dispensation, has decided to treat it as a notified disaster for the purpose of providing assistance under SDRF”.

    Now all news articles of the above letter have been scrubbed by Modi’s board of censorship. Except these two articles.

    And the Indian government has pulled a 180 and said they never stated any such thing; nor do they have the capability to compensate every family of Covid-19 victims with Rs. 400K. Surprise!

    This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government – you get screwed, pretty badly.

    There’s even a video of an Indian politician promising a million bucks to the families of every frontline worker who died on duty.

    The kin of police officials and others who die while fighting the novel coronavirus in Delhi would also be given a compensation of Rs 1 crore each, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal said on Saturday. “If any doctor, nurse, sanitation worker at hospitals, lab technician contracts the infection and dies due to it, while attending to the patients of COVID-19, then the Delhi government will give a compensation of Rs 1 crore to their family.” Now, police, defence volunteers and others involved in taking care of Covid patients are also beneficiaries now.

    An interesting phenomenon to note is that the Indian government declared Covid-19 as as a notified disaster in March 2020. Then in March 2021, Prime Minister Narendra Modi decided to hold political rallies in several states in order to launch the second wave of Covid-19 in India.
    The result of that was weeks of 300K cases daily, breaking the records of any other country by far.
    In response to that, the Indian government faked the numbers, which led to even more deaths, and people begging for oxygen and dying like rats.

    This is what happens when you put your faith in the Indian government.

    Last year, when the pandemic began, the government promised free food and money to the migrant workers in India. Did they receive any of the promised aid? Nope! There’s even a video of a hungry migrant feeding on a dead dog’s corpse in the middle of the highway!
    You can’t make this shit up!

    So the Indian government is expert at lying and cheating it’s citizens. Consequently, the citizens have also learned the art of lying in a desperate attempt to survive. There were news articles about people selling fire extinguishers disguised as oxygen tanks. There were articles about some restaurant hoarding oxygen concentrators. There were articles about ambulance drivers demanding 10x the regular fees to transport Covid-19 bodies. There were articles about Remdesivir being sold for insane prices on black market. And the list goes on and on.
    So this cheating propensity has actually been triggered by Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the Indian government.
    Lying, therefore, is a national pastime in India.
    Are you a tourist who would like to visit India? Would you like to visit the Indian pilgrimage sites and learn the Indian culture? Save yourself the trouble and fuck off somewhere else. India is a fucking shithole where human lives are worth nothing. As the saying goes, it’s a dog eat dog world.

    Here’s something I almost forgot:

    Barkha Dutt reports from Madhya Pradesh where she talks to a man named Ajay who lost his wife Rajni to COVID. Her death was not counted in official government figures because the death certificate doesn’t mention covid as a cause of death although the certificates from hospital and Crematorium clearly shows she died due to COVID. He said, “When she was alive, I had to struggle to get into any hospital & now when she lost her battle to covid, I’m struggling to get her COVID death certificate. He tells us that government order says death certificates will not mention the cause of death. He claims that he was told by officials who issue death certificate that there are clear orders not to mention the cause of death as covid. Ajay made 5 complaints to CM’s helpline but couldn’t get any positive response. He also claimed that the ventilators in the hospital in which his wife was admitted was run by security guards and not some medical staff or technician.

    I can’t remember if I ever mentioned this:

    As India battled the disastrous second wave of Covid-19, many Indian states saw elections at various levels being conducted. The four-phase Panchayat polls in Uttar Pradesh were held recently between April 15 and April 29. Abhishek Shukla, a Government official, was one of the many officers preparing for their poll duties months in advance, allegedly amidst no covid protocols. Even as the carnage of the second Covid-19 wave engulfed the country, Abhishek’s family alleges that he was not given an option but to perform his duty. Abhishek passed away on the morning of 17th April, shortly after contracting Covid-19. His family is devastated and alleges apathy by the government. Sadly, his story is not the only tale of despair brought on by election duties during the pandemic.

    The U.P Government says there has been no official audit of the deaths and argues that it was against holding the local polls but was forced to do so by the Allahabad high court.

    I’d like to thank Narendra Modi and the Indian government for their selfish inhumane actions that prove my statements to be unbiased FACTS, every single time.

     
    • Tim Cook 2:18 pm on July 1, 2021 Permalink | Reply

      Rest assured, Modi will still win the next election but with record low turnout. Also, press freedom in India is low and will go lower, into PRC territory. They won’t stop until India’s federal government is made of one party only.

  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:57 pm on June 23, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Batwoman, , , , Covid-19 mutations, Covid-19 variants, Dong Jingwei, , Lady Covidstein, pandemic, Shi Zhengli, , , US, Yusen Zhou   

    Covid-19: The Mutants King 

    China has produced a virus that is always mutating and evolving, thus rendering all efforts to curb the pandemic, useless.
    Thanks China!

    Before we even get started, what’s this shit about China demanding a nobel prize for discovering Covid-19? The balls on these motherfuckers! Can you believe these assholes? First they create a pandemic, then they keep it hush for several months, and then they demand a nobel prize for discovery!
    Hey China, why don’t you discover diz nuts!

    A lot of people in this world have a short term memory; that is, bad things happen to them, then they recover, move on and forget all about it.
    Not me! Nah uh! I remember every detail!
    I remember writing articles which analyzed China’s brutal disgusting activities after starting the pandemic.

    Recently, there have also been news headlines of several Chinese government officials defecting to the US and leaking Xi Jinping’s Covid-19 recipe.
    Dong Jingwei is a name that’s come up on several articles.

    There’s also been news of a Chinese military scientist who filed a patent for a COVID-19 vaccine before the virus was declared a global pandemic and then died mysteriously a few months later.
    His name was Yusen Zhou.

    Another interesting name that’s appeared on the news is Shi Zhengli. The media call her batwoman for working on coronaviruses in the Wuhan lab. I’m just going to call her Lady Covidstein.

    Then there’s articles about the Pentagon donating millions in charity to an organization that funded the Wuhan Lab.
    There’s hundreds of other articles that claim that Covid-19 was engineered in Wuhan Lab.

    Then there was news of a leaked document titled ‘The Unnatural Origin of SARS and New Species Of Man-Made Viruses as Genetic Bioweapons’ written by Chinese scientists and health officials. At this point, what difference does it make, whether the virus was engineered or was natural? The only thing that’s important is that it came from China! And China has been desperately pulling all moves to try and cover that up!

    There’s just too much new information and discoveries everyday to keep track of it all.
    Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
    The mere avalanche of news articles covering the pandemic are enough to make the general public just give up and say, “Fuck it, y’know, who cares?”

    I, for one, have spent less and less time on the Covid-19 news. I do look at the articles. I just don’t have time to catalogue and comment on them all.

    Now that we’ve covered a few important developments in the Chinese Virus, let’s break into the variations and mutations.

      Covid-19 alpha – first discovered in UK, US, Germany, Sweden, Denmark
      Beta – South Africa, UK
      Gamma – Brazil
      Epsilon – US
      Delta – India, UK
      Delta plus – India, Nepal
      Kappa – India
      Eta – Nigeria, UK, Mayotte
      Zeta – Brazil, US, Canada, Suriname, Argentina
      Theta – Philippines, Japan, UK, Malaysia
      Iota – US
      Lambda – Peru

    And this is as far as scientists have discovered and managed to name. If you look at this site which documents the full list of variants, you quickly realize that using the Greek alphabet naming style was a bad idea. There just aren’t enough alphabets to name all the variants.

    An important analysis in this is that not all vaccines are effective against all variants. In fact, some fully vaccinated people have been infected by some of these variants. This is still an ongoing research process and will be for the rest of the decade.

    I think, that at some point, scientists will be forced to develop new vaccines to counter each mutant and variation. There just isn’t any way for one vaccine to combat all mutants.
    So if you thought a vaccine card was bad, tsk tsk! Wait till you see the vaccine book!
    I think, by the end of this decade, everyone will have to carry a little book with tens of pages to cater to all the dozens of vaccines administered for each variant!
    But, that is still a hypothesis.
    Maybe some genius scientist will create a super vaccine that will be effective against all possible mutants! Who knows? We’ll just have to wait and see.

    Speaking of seeing, what happens if someone gets infected by multiple mutants of the virus? Does he turn into a zombie or die immediately?
    What happens when you combine all mutants in one vial? Does it create a frankenstein virus? Perhaps Shi Zhengli will be able to answer that.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:31 pm on June 13, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Baba Ramdev, BJP MP Sadhvi Pragya, black fungus, Corona devi, , Covaxin, , , , headlines, , , , , pandemic, , Sadhvi Pragya, UP, vaccination, white fungus, Yogi Adityanath   

    Covid-19: The Wonderful Glories Of India 

    A few weeks ago I published a few articles detailing the rise of the second wave of the pandemic in India.

    Since then, there have been headlines after headlines exposing the horrible situation in India on the news.
    I avoided all that because the levels of stupidity in India reached the lethal limit of my big brain.

    I think I’d become fed up of watching India’s incompetency in handling the pandemic. And I just needed a break.
    I’ve spent the past few weeks in blissful ignorance. I haven’t checked any news regarding the pandemic. I even stopped browsing the Coronavirus section on 9gag. Did it improve my mental health? Yes and no. Yes because I stopped thinking about the pandemic for a minute. And no because then I got distracted by some other bullshit.

    So what’s been going on in India for the past few weeks?
    Oh buoy! Where do I even begin?

    Some Indians have started building temples for their new Indian goddess – Coronavirus!
    Never underestimate the power of religious bullshit.
    Want to protect yourself from Covid-19? Drink cow piss and bathe in cow dung.
    Want to protect others from Covid-19?
    Build a temple for “Corona Devi” – the Corona goddess!
    They literally built an idol and gave it a feminine face, and put a few bat idols at her feet to complete the look!
    Also note the garland of plastic skulls around the goddess! Attention to detail!

    As an expert in multiple religions and cults, I really wonder who imagined the physical looks and appearance of the Corona goddess. As a professor of some of the largest religious books that ever came out of India, I’ve never read anything on Corona devi. Neither have I come across any verses that prescribe sculpting and worshiping of plagues and diseases in order to get rid of them.
    Just out of curiosity, why didn’t anyone build an idol of HIV/AIDS? Surely, that’s been around since I was born and nobody thought of worshiping AIDS to get rid of AIDS? Amateurs! If you want to be a religious conman, do it right or fuck off.
    What about Ebola? Swine Flu? H1N1?
    I think the AIDS devi is going to be very upset that she’s been around for decades and didn’t get a single temple!

    Meanwhile, some other Indians have been beating up doctors with pots, pans, sticks, oxygen tanks and anything they could lay their hands on. Why? Because they brought their family members to be magically cured from Coronavirus and these doctors killed them instead! How dare they!
    Here’s a suggestion my religious cousins – have you tried worshiping the doctors and nurses in the hospitals? If you can worship the coronavirus, surely, you can worship the doctors who are doing their best to cure you from it?

    Before I forget, has anyone thought of sculpting idols of the black fungus and white fungus? Fungus sounds manly, doesn’t it? Fungus deva – the Fungus god. Black Fungus deva – the black fungus god. So it’s official then! Someone build a temple real quick and let’s have two male idols in it – the Fungus devas. Proper worship of these gods will ensure you will never catch black fungus! Guaranteed results!

    Manjul the cartoonist received Twitter’s notice saying they had been informed by “law enforcement” that his cartoon (which he shared online) was in violation of the law. Sharing Modi cartoons and memes is now a crime in India.

    Shri Paras Hospital in Agra, India decided to do a mock drill by turning off oxygen for 5 mins due to lack of oxygen supply. 7 patients died. The Indian media lied and said 22 people died because they’re retarded and don’t understand Hindi.
    While all the Indians decided to pounce on the doctor and blame him, I decided to hear his version of the story.
    The doctor tried everything to procure oxygen from everywhere but failed. He asked the patients to leave the hospital and they refused. Yogi Adityanath and his big daddy Narendra Modi did nothing to fix the oxygen supply shortage. Who’s really to blame?

    About 3000 doctors resigned in Madhya Pradesh state in India because their demands were not heard by the government.
    Doctors in New Dehli held a candle march protest in support of the other doctors.

    There are no vaccination centers in villages. Most villages don’t even have a Covid facility. There’s a massive shortage of vaccines in the cities.

    Migrant workers are staying hungry for days on end. Narendra Modi has failed to deliver both food and vaccination to them.

    Dumbass conman Baba Ramdev is spreading rumors that modern medicine doesn’t work on Covid-19.

    Thousands of dead bodies have been dumped into the River Ganges and it’s banks due to shortage of wood and space in crematoriums. Two men were even caught on camera throwing a dead body over a bridge into the river below.

    India’s Covaxin has been rejected by the US FDA due to lack of adequate data.

    “I Drink Cow Urine Every Day, So I Don’t Have COVID” – BJP MP Sadhvi Pragya.

    Aaand that’s enough news for today.
    If politicians are advocating drinking of cow piss to prevent Covid-19, one can only imagine the state of mind of the rest of the nation.

    There has been a social stigma that’s led millions of infected Indians to deny their Covid infection. This has led to a higher spread of the disease even in remote villages.

    The hospitals are overwhelmed. Doctors and nurses are overwhelmed and exhausted. Patients lay everywhere on the floors and corridors in government hospitals. The lack of oxygen supply has forced many hospitals to turn away incoming patients.

    I checked the stats and India’s currently hovering around 80K daily cases.
    That’s strange considering 3 weeks ago, they were dumping thousands of corpses into the rivers.
    How many waves does India need before they start publishing the real numbers?

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:23 pm on May 4, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Bill Gates, , , , economy, , , Melinda French, Melinda Gates, pandemic, philanthropy, , , Statue of Unity   

    Covid-19: Capitalism Meltdown 

    This article is going to serve as my rough notes for future more elaborate articles on a series of interconnected topics.

    Bill Gates and Melinda just got divorced.
    I saw this 2 days ago.
    And my thoughts on this are, well, fuck ’em.
    Bill Gates and Melinda are what someone called philanthrocapitalists.
    They built an empire by digging their claws into people’s pockets. And several decades later, they’re still doing the same thing, albeit in a more sophisticated manner that would fool billions of stupid idiots at first glance.

    Bill Gates has unlocked the magician level of philanthropy, where people only see what he wants them to see.
    He throws money at huge projects to eradicate diseases and hunger and poverty and so on, and people fall for that bullshit.
    Well, lemme ask you something: How do you think he became a billionaire in the first place?
    And if he really was giving away huge portions of his wealth in charity, how did he magically get richer?

    Bill Gates is just one example of a hawk-like billionaire. Every nation has dozens of such men; they dangle some necessities in the eyes of the population to hypnotize them, then they seize the population’s lifeline and monetize it.

    Tell me, if Bill Gates has such a big charity-loving heart, why didn’t he open-source the Windows OS and distribute it for free?
    There’s commoners everywhere spending thousands of hours creating Linux distros for everyone. Many of them have no income from these projects, other than donations from fans.
    Meanwhile, the biggest nerd of all time, approves a billion lines of tracking code to his OS and sells it to people so he can spy on them, gather their information and make big bucks off of them.

    Microsoft Windows sucks! Bill Gates, fuck your OS. I got my own OS bitch! And it runs better than Windows!

    I’m getting carried away here.
    I was telling my homie this morning that Bill and Melinda are ugly. Two ugly folks divorcing – what’s the big deal?
    I don’t know about the women, but if I can speak for men, no amount of money would buy entice me to hook up with Melinda.

    Never trust a rich man or woman to tell you how to live your life. Nobody on this planet ever became rich by being a nice and lovely human being.
    Each dollar in their bank account holds testimony to the number of people they crushed beneath them, to get where they are today.
    And that’s their success – money. Money is their success. Without money, nobody would give two fucks about these people.
    That should tell you all you need to know about them.

    Since we are now on the subject of money, how many lives has money saved in this pandemic? Does anyone know?
    Even the middle class people, and rich people have been unable to procure the right drugs and treatment in hospitals, what to speak of the poor?

    I like to think of doctors as people with a decent amount of money. But there was a doctor in some hospital, who couldn’t get the oxygen he needed, to survive, in India.

    Everyone’s invested in capitalism for their security, and it failed them when they needed it the most.
    India has been consistently running low on oxygen. People have money, but there is no oxygen. What should they do with that money if it can’t even get them a tank of oxygen to survive?

    I was reading last year, that the United States printed like a trillion dollars, to keep the country afloat during the pandemic.

    Well, suppose this pandemic carries on for another decade, what will they do?

    Every country has invested in millions and billions of funds for their military budget and expansion.
    Because killing is that damn important.
    Yet nobody thought of investing a few million bucks to open some special hospitals for emergency situations.

    India invested 27 billion rupees to construct the statue of unity. 27 billion rupees.
    They built a statue of some guy who’s long dead and gone; that most millennials wouldn’t give a fuck about, even if he were alive.
    Nobody gives a fuck about this statue. Nobody cares about this statue. It was simply a waste of money.
    And now, they don’t have oxygen. They’re begging for oxygen from other countries. They’re crying and weeping and blaming the US for not sending help.
    This is why India is a third world country. This is why India will always be a third world country.
    Because the people don’t have the intelligence to survive on this planet.
    The only thing they’re good at is trashing the streets and dumping dead bodies in the rivers and living like a bunch of filthy rats in the sewers.

    Nobody thought of investing that money to something more useful, like, building hospitals, and cleaning up the rivers, and building more efficient sewers and just giving the poor some money so they can get off the streets and do something with their lives other than begging for a few coins.

    If you’re an Indian living in India, then your government has failed you. Your politicians have failed you. Instead of gathering in political rallies to suck the dicks of your politicians, you’d have been better off in the safety of your homes, sleeping the day off.
    Now that the rallies and kumbh melas were proven to be Covid superspreaders, whom do you have to blame, but yourselves?

    Scumbags were caught selling fire extinguishers forged as oxygen tanks, imagine that!
    The prices of drugs skyrocketed. The prices of oxygen tanks went through the roofs; but the poor had no roofs to begin with, so they were simply carried off to the fields and cremated.
    I predicted firewood was going to become more expensive.
    The prices of coconuts used in cremation rituals had already increased tenfold.
    These are the benefits of capitalism.

    The migrants left their homes to work in the cities for a better life. Then they were forced to flee during the lockdowns. They had to borrow money for their return journey.
    These are the fruits of capitalism.
    Had they stayed home and farmed, I’m pretty sure they’d have enjoyed some mangoes or bananas instead of starving for several days traveling across the country to go back home.

    Capitalism has made people stupid. They have forgotten what’s vital.
    Now the banks are being hit hard by the effects of the pandemic. People will eventually run out of money, but more importantly, food, water and the basics.

    The year 2020 saw the highest rise in online sex workers, ever. And that’s from my calculations. Even YouTubers and Instagrammers have turned to online sex work. Everyone with over a few thousand followers now has an Onlyfans account or a Patreon or a Manyvids account. And by everyone, I mean the ladies.
    Everyone and their grandmama is now flashing their titties and buttholes on the camera to make some quick money.
    These are the results of capitalism.

    Where is the world heading, honestly?
    From where I’m sitting, I see an economic collapse far worse than the great depression. If the boomers thought the great depression was bad, then they don’t want to be alive for what’s coming next. And for the millennials and Gen-Z twerps, it’s going to be a real nightmare.

     
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