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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:17 pm on November 18, 2020 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: climate change, global warming, greenhouse emissions, research, researchers, science, scientists, studies   

    Scientists, Researchers and their Stupid Studies 

    Alright.
    I’ve been seeing a bunch of annoying news headlines for several years now.
    And since no one has said anything, I’m going to let ’em have it.

    ALL SCIENTISTS AND RESEARCHERS GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

    I’m going to set the records straight once and for all.

    I just saw this article titled Scientists say net zero by 2050 is too late.

    Okay. That’s it!
    I’ve had enough of these crappy articles every other day abut some scientists spewing some crap about climate change.
    I’m not denying climate change. Climate change is real, okay?

    But who caused climate change?
    Who are the number one contributors and enablers of global warming and climate change?
    Is it the average guy walking down the street?
    Is it the top 1% who frequently travel around in private jets?
    Is it the rich owners of factories and industries?
    Is it the guys working in those industries?
    Or…
    OR IS IT THE SCIENTISTS AND ENGINEERS WHO CREATED THIS PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

    A bunch of scientists sat down and invented crappy hazardous things that are unsafe for human and animal life.
    And then, another bunch of engineers came in and applied those inventions in factories and industries to create more crappy hazardous waste that is dangerous for the environment.

    And this is how climate change occurred.
    Don’t blame it on the rich 1%. They lack the intelligence to create anything detrimental to the environment. Their abilities are limited to counting money. That’s it! Hell, most of them can’t even count money. They’ve got accountants to do that for them. They only know how to con other people and trample the poor and squeeze the life out of them.

    Climate change was caused by a bunch of scientists and their stupid inventions.
    If you’re a scientist who invents something potentially dangerous, you should be held accountable for it’s misuse.
    Guns, drugs, nuclear bombs, fireworks – it all comes down to science.

    So I don’t want to see another article on climate change or global warming unless it begins with an apology letter from all scientists, living and dead, owning up to their mistake. The mistake of inventing something that had the potential to harm human life.

    And that’s for the scientists.

    Now for the researchers – what the hell are you researching?
    What does research even mean? Searching for something that’s already exists?

    I’ve had enough of these stupid studies from a bunch of mindless researchers making stupid claims.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has updated its guidance on face masks after more studies concluded how effective they are at protecting against the virus that causes COVID-19.
    More studies? Who the fvck wasted their time on more studies?
    Isn’t this common sense?

    Weren’t there a bunch of “experts” who said masks do not protect against Covid-19 before the lockdowns began?
    While the cops in Wuhan were handing out free masks using drones, some prick at the CDC said masks were not effective, and that only those working in healthcare with Covid-19 patients need wear masks.

    After several weeks of preventing the public from buying masks, these jackasses changed their stance and said masks did work and were made mandatory, but it needed more “research”.

    So they spent the rest of the year doing a pointless research and came to the same conclusion that a bunch of communist cops in China had made at the start of the pandemic.

    If you’re a researcher working on a pointless study, do yourself a favor and quit your job.
    The next researcher I encounter is going to get a kick in the nuts.
    What do you do for a living?
    “I’m a researcher studying-”
    Bam!

    There was some speculation that Covid-19 was made in a lab in Wuhan.
    Now I do know that scientists have contributed to bioweapons like anthrax.
    Which begs the question – why?

    I watched a documentary about scientists creating HIV and testing it on monkeys in Africa.
    There was even an old building lying vacant where local residents say the virus was injected into monkeys.
    Now, is this true? I don’t know.
    Would scientists accept this fvckup even if it were true? Nope! Never!

    So this is where all the money goes in the world of capitalism.
    Some asshole scientist says he’s got an idea for ending humanity, and some billionaire will fund his project.

    Now that the planet’s totally fvcked, scientists are calling up journalists and talking about global warming and climate change and goddamn asteroids hitting the planet.
    Where’s the asteroid that was supposed to hit earth since January?
    The next time some idiot scientist talks about asteroids, I’m going to throw a brick at him. Dodge that you stupid son of a bi…

    You know what I think?
    I think scientists have realized that they are essentially a bunch of useless idiots who are sucking up oxygen on this planet.
    And to legitimize their existential crisis, they come out every two weeks with some stupid claims in a bid to remain relevant to the public.
    Newsflash: We know you’re full of sh!t. So get the fvck out!

    Remember back when there were 9 planets? Then there were eight? Pluto was a planet, but then it was not? I don’t know if it is a planet again. But goddamn! Why can’t scientists make a solid decision once and for all? Is it a planet or is it not?

    Then there was this Darwin moron who looked like an inbred Christmas elf, saying humans evolved from monkeys.
    But then some scientists disputed his claims and there were several documentaries of Darwin altering skulls to make the transition look possible.
    I genuinely believe Darwin evolved from a monkey. There’s no doubt about that.
    The rest of these scientists too seem to have evolved from monkeys. That would explain their monkey-like behavior, always doing stupid research and inventing dangerous things. Even monkeys have a sense of self-preservation. But scientists seem to have become so stupid, they’ll kill themselves in the process of developing one of their stuff one of these days.
    And a good riddance it will be!

    If I was a scientist and I knew one of my ideas would harm human beings, plants or animals, I’d never waste time working on it.
    But that’s just me. I’m too smart to be a scientist.
    These monkey evolutionaries on the other hand, spend all their lives developing dangerous things, and then call up journalists when things backfire several decades later. “Hurr durr climate change! weee global warming!”
    You should’ve thought about that before you invented all this crap that pollutes the environment.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 7:23 pm on September 16, 2020 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , , , , science, , vaccine   

    Covid-19: India’s Fifth Milestone 

    Yesterday – Tuesday, 15th September 2020, India crossed it’s 5th milestone.

    That’s just 10 days from the previous milestone.

    I believe the highest record so far has been 97K cases in India.
    I’ve been waiting for the 100K daily grand record.

    Where are all the news articles screaming about the uncontrolled spread of Covid-19 in India?
    Everyone was making a big deal out of China, Iran, Italy, Spain and New York.
    Now the world has moved on.
    There are no more lockdowns. Nobody cares about social distancing and stupid white circles chalked out outside stores and in the malls.

    I remember many so-called “experts” proclaiming the peak of the pandemic in May, June and July.
    It is now mid-September. While the US, Brazil and Russia may have seen their peak number of cases in June and July, India was just getting started.

    I’m trying to understand what mother nature is doing to the course of the pandemic.
    It seems like nature is playing a trap game with the human species.
    The pandemic keeps at bay long enough for people to go about their daily lives and then bam! One person gets infected as the others scurry away.
    Everyone goes into hiding for a while and then people start creeping out again, disobeying social distancing rules, not wearing masks etc.
    Bam! Another one gets infected with Covid-19.
    Mother nature could play this game all year long. And the ignorant who would think it was all over may end up sustaining life-long health issues or quite possibly, just die and free up some space on the planet.

    I see so many countries with less than a 1000 new cases daily.
    I think this is a dangerous bait laid out by nature to lure out the fools.
    Some 300 new cases in a day doesn’t seem like much when compared to 90K in India.
    But how does that pan out in the long run if there’s just a few hundred cases everyday?
    It means the pandemic may never come to a complete stop.
    In India, this is laid out as ~90K cases daily. Because in a population of 1.3B people, 90K seems like a handful.
    Some countries don’t have enough people to survive the pandemic.
    Israel has just over 9M people. Imagine how long it would take to turn the country into a mass graveyard. If Israel was running India’s numbers of 90K cases daily, the country would be empty in 100 days. Can you imagine that?
    Look at the population of various countries.
    Many small countries and tiny islands would be wiped out within a single day.

    This really helps put things into perspective.
    Humans think they’re so tough and strong and mighty, but they’re all completely dependent on mother nature’s mercy.
    A single blow could wipe out the entire planet’s population.

    Why is it just the humans who have to suffer from untreatable diseases? Other species don’t have to fear pandemics.
    Then again, every species has it’s own dangers. And each of them is comparative to the pandemic in magnitude.

    So what lessons have humans learned from the pandemic?
    I don’t think people have learned any valuable lessons from the pandemic. That’s why it’s been going on for so long. People have become so ignorant to the force of nature, that most of them have refused to change their sinful behavior.
    And some geniuses think they can find a vaccine or cure for Covid-19. From where? Where will you find the cure from? Where will you obtain the vaccine from? Everything we humans have is provided by mother nature. Nobody here has created anything.
    Human beings are not creators. They’re users. They’re utilizing what’s been provided to them by the earth.

    I’ve zoomed out to the bigger picture.
    Some of this may seem like nonsensical mumbo jumbo from a religious nutjob. But it’s not. It takes a big brain to think about the grand scheme of all life. In contrast, it only takes a small-minded self-absorbed dimwit to focus on temporary useless material things.

    As of this writing, India has 97,859 new cases today.
    Nobody’s stopped to ask why. Why is this happening?
    Everybody’s asking when it will stop. But that’s the wrong question to ask. The correct question in everyone’s minds should be, why did the pandemic even start?

    This universe runs on cause and effect. Everything in the material world runs on the basis of cause and effect. Nothing has ever happened just randomly, without any reason.
    So why the pandemic? Why did it happen?
    I have a feeling that this is one of those diseases that will never have a cure. There will never be a vaccine for the Covid-19.

    For the idiots who think Russia’s found the vaccine, well, perhaps they’d like to wait for another year before they start realizing it was all a media op. Just like the race to the moon, the race to the Arctic and Antarctica, and now, the race for the Covid-19 vaccine. The Russians don’t care about the vaccine. They only care about being labelled the first ones to have found it.
    If they’d really found one, now would’ve been a good time to send some to India so they could save some lives. Unless, of course, Russia’s waiting for the pandemic to wipe out 400M Indians before sending them some help.

    Anyway, I think I’m going to start exploring some spiritual explanations and solutions to real world problems. The scientists have been doing research on the Covid-19 since January but they still don’t know crap about the virus and what it really does.
    Since modern scientific research has failed to provide concrete answers and solutions, I might as well start detailing the answers and solutions from the scriptures.

     
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