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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:30 pm on April 22, 2021 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: It Can Only Get Worse 

    A lot of countries, and by countries, I mean the people, and their governments, were toying with the pandemic. “Just two more weeks,” they said.

    India just crossed 315K new cases in a day.
    LIGHT THE FIREWORKS!
    CELEBRATE!
    Masks off! More weddings and crowds and loitering on the streets! Uttarayan! Holi! Kumbh Mela!
    Let’s go India! You can do this!

    If there are any other countries that are thinking of playing around with the Coronavirus like it’s their grandma’s panties, take a look at India right now.
    India will get through this just fine. 1.3B people. Like I said last year, even if 300M folks died, India would still keep going.
    The rest of you fuckers, would be wiped off the face of the earth.
    So, you can hold your protests, and riot on the streets and have Covid parties all you want, but just know, unlike India and China, you don’t have the balls to procreate a future generation. This very well might be your last one. So tread carefully.

    My predictions for November 2020 will come true. Even if delayed by a few months, I was quite accurate in my analysis and hypothesis. Now it wasn’t Nov 2020, but it will be some other month this year, perhaps Nov 2021?
    Let’s just say I made some premature predictions and prophesies. Or, we could say that I made accurate predictions but the Indian government rigged the numbers!

    What’s on the news?
    Fake Covid-19 vaccines have been discovered by Pfizer in Mexico and Poland.
    It’s business baby! First, it was the governments that tried to take advantage of the pandemic. Then the corporations. And now, it’s the drug dealers. The problem started at the top, and trickled down to the bottom.

    AstraZeneca vaccine was suspended in 18 countries. Thailand, Luxembourg, Sweden, Slovenia, Latvia, Portugal, Cyprus, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, Indonesia, Netherlands, Ireland, Bulgaria, Iceland, Norway, Denmark.

    Double and Triple mutant variants of the Coronavirus found in India.
    Oh well, those cow dung baths and cow piss shots couldn’t help much, could they?

    French variant of Covid-19 undetectable in PCR test.
    Well, only the Chinese variant is superdetectable from a mile away – because Coronavirus came from China. Even a blind man in the Amazon forest would’ve seen the pandemic emerging from China.
    But nobody talks about China because that’s racist. Bunch of fucking bullshit!

    Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other so hospital beds can be used for Coronavirus patients.
    Now this headline is from early 2020, but can still be applied to this day.
    People never change.
    What’s the latest shooting case in America?
    Never mind!
    I don’t give a fuck.
    I stopped following the weekly shootings after the Floyd riots last year.
    Seriously, try something new. Find a hobby or something. These shootings have become stale and boring.
    Maybe it’s just karma in another form after Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria etc etc.
    Americans are too busy meddling with other countries’ affairs yet they can’t sort out their weekly shootings, eh?

    Anyway, one of the things I’ve been really curious about is, what happened to all the surveillance apps that every government rolled out within weeks after the pandemic began, to track and monitor infected people?
    Surely, if everyone had downloaded the Covid-19 surveillance apps, then people would be safe?

    Didn’t India make their app mandatory for everyone who wanted to go outside their homes? What’s the name? Aarogya setu? What happened to it? Weren’t the cops going to check people’s phones to see if they had the app installed?
    Their site shows 176M downloads. That’s like 13% of the population.

    I’m looking at this graph in an article from the Financial Times which compares the official count of Covid-19 deaths vs the number of cremations of Covid-19 victims over the same period.
    Some districts have cremations as high as 100x the official count.
    Now, what’d I say about the lying governments?
    And this one is about India. Anybody who’s been to India knows you can’t trust the government or politicians on anything.
    So my guess is that the government faked the numbers, the general dumbass population got a false sense of security and became reckless, and the infections spread like wildfire.
    Nice!

    I believe India shall see a daily rise of 500K cases in less than a week, that is, if the government doesn’t manipulate the statistics once again.

    I saw a screenshot of an Indian newspaper on 9gag. “Patients gasp for breath, netas hold up o2 tanker for photo op. Politicians in Indore stopped than tanker carrying 30 tonnes of oxygen twice for photo ops and a puja before it could be unloaded.”
    Puja means worship. Indian politicians worshiped a tank of oxygen.
    This is how you know my predictions will come true. Because this is the type of big brains you’d expect in the Indian government – worshiping oxygen tanks and Covid-19 vaccines. That’s right. When the first batch of vaccines arrived in Indian hospitals, they decided to worship the vaccines. Because that’s how people get immunity – by worshiping vaccines. And if you worship a tank of oxygen, you will never need a breathe of oxygen again!

    I’m seeing news headlines of shortage of Covid-19 vaccines in India.
    Whilst Modi was enjoying the publicity stunts by exporting vaccines to other countries, he must’ve forgotten the pandemic was still a real problem in India.
    Ironically, the Indian government has opened up vaccination for everyone 18+ on some bullshit platform called CoWIN. If they’re implying that the ‘rona is winning in India, they’re absolutely correct. If they’re implying that they’ll win the battle against the ‘rona, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! Have you read my articles about the current state of India?
    You don’t win a battle against a deadly virus by crowding everywhere, wearing masks below the nose, going to every wedding in a 100 mile radius, and having the hygiene standards of a pig.
    Where’s the lockdown in India? There is no fucking lockdown. They’ve imposed night curfews which are pretty much useless because most of the population sleeps at night anyway.

    Yesterday I read a headline about J&J trying to get approval for rollout in India.
    At this point, I’m convinced India will be the new test bed for every vaccine manufacturer.

    I think we’re all on a deadline here. India is a perfect example of how quickly shit can hit the fan when we don’t take precautions. Even if you take all the precautions, if someone around you does not, they increase your chances of being infected as well. And that’s scary.

    Every family, every neighborhood has that one dumbass who will definitely get infected because they’re a fucking idiot. And everyone that idiot visits or gets in close proximity with might just get infected as well. All it takes is one small slip, one mistake, and you’re truly fucked.
    If you’re wearing a mask but the moron who comes close to you isn’t wearing one, or is wearing it improperly, then they’re putting you at risk.

    So, even if you’re just going to get groceries, or pay your bills, or shopping for some essentials, it’s a high-risk manoeuvre at best.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 3:25 am on April 20, 2021 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: India Number One! 

    Hello Hello Hello!
    Look who’s here!
    It’s time for another article!
    Hell yeah!
    I’m quite busy at the moment but I decided to drop in today dawn to comment on some important issues.

    So, back in November last year, I’d posted an article about USA Number One.
    At it’s peak, the US had 200K+ cases everyday for a while.
    And now, it’s India’s turn.
    For the past week or so, India has consistently been churning out 250K+ cases everyday. And that’s commendable.

    India’s peak record so far has been 275K+ cases in a single day.
    But I think India can do more.
    I think India can do better!
    What do you say Indians? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta pump up those numbers!
    Let’s gooooo!

    An untrained mind might find these statements absolutely horrible. Like “How could you say such a thing?! There’s hundreds of thousands of people getting sick everyday! Hospitals are working at full capacity, doctors and nurses are exhausted, there is a lack of oxygen supply for all patients, this is all so terrifying!”
    And you’re right about all those statements. Except, they’ve done this to themselves. Well, “How could you say that?! Oh My God!”

    Anyone remember November 2020, when the entire universe of big brain intelligence predicted that India would overtake the USA? It never happened, did it? D’you know why? Because they manipulated those numbers! They misled the people.
    And Indians are an extremely intelligent people who take all Covid-19 precautions like wearing a mask properly, avoiding large crowds, maintaining social distance, etc etc. NOT!

    I’ve been there. I’ve seen firsthand how much Indians care about their personal health and safety, and believe me, they don’t.

    Meanwhile in Africa, thousands of people walk on the streets wearing surgical masks, because, we all know surgical masks offer the best protection against Covid-19, especially, if you wear them below the nose!

    Sometimes, humanity goes out of the way to bring disasters upon themselves. And this pandemic is a classic example, among many others.

    Have you heard of the famous Kumbha Mela festival? This would be a good time to investigate it, do your research, and come to your appropriate conclusions.
    I would’ve liked to link a few videos but YouTube has gone down the shitter so that’s my next article.

    The Americans prioritized riots over the pandemic, the Europeans prioritized clanking pots over the pandemic, the South Americans prioritized parties over the pandemic, and the Indians have also done their part, to prioritize protests and a religious dip over the pandemic.
    What can I say? Stupidity is a universal phenomenon.

    I’m waiting for the 1M cases a day headlines. Until then, yawn, YAWN.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 1:52 pm on November 10, 2020 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: USA Number One! 

    The USA crossed 10M cases on Saturday, 7th November 2020.

    We all know India should be number one. But due to fraudulent numbers, India has decided to maintain it’s 2nd place by crook.

    The daily cases in the US have been 100K+ for the past week.
    And there are no signs of slowing down.

    At this point, there’s nothing much to add on the subject matter.
    We all know why there’s so many cases in the US. We all know why the pandemic hasn’t subsided.
    And now we know that 2020 was a preview for the year 2021.
    If people thought the lockdown sucked, wait till next year. They’ll be begging the governments to shut everything down.

    People don’t care unless their health or the health of their loved ones is affected. Otherwise lockdowns and restrictions are just a nuisance to deal with.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 4:23 am on November 9, 2020 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: 50 Million Global 

    The world crossed 50M cases 2 days ago. That was Saturday, 07 Nov 2020.

    According to worldometer, that day had a daily increase of 600K+.
    Remember back in the lockdown days when I was calculating the daily increase and it came up to ~160K or something?
    And it seemed like a large number then but now looks meager in comparison.

    Anyway, that’s it. 50M cases and 1.25M dead.

    The pandemic has ruined everything for me. And I suppose for many others as well.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 6:39 am on November 1, 2020 Permalink | Reply
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    Covid-19: India’s Eighth Milestone 

    On Thursday, 29th October 2020, India officially crossed 8M cases of Covid-19.

    I would like to congratulate the relevant authorities on a good job stifling the numbers.

    It is Sunday, 1st November at the time of this writing. And India is supposed to have crossed US by the Covid-19 numbers.
    And I think the entire universe, including the dogs in Wuhan, and the spirits in Mexico, predicted that India would beat the US by November 1st.
    But alas!
    India performed a magic trick called censorship and corruption and wallah! Still behind the USA.
    Congratulations India.
    If I want to learn the art of corruption, I’ll definitely ping an Indian government employee.
    Perhaps I’ll learn how to hypnotize everyone so that no one will notice a thing.
    Sorry! Wrong country!
    I think China is the best teacher.

    Anyway, this censorship trick really put me off.
    I’m going to stop counting after 10 because India’s playing dirty.
    They must’ve learned that from China.
    They must also be very slow because China stopped counting at 80K. India only learned the trick after 7M.
    This is how you know China will win any war against India. Because they’ll rig the war from the beginning. By the time India realizes what’s happening, they’ll be like Taiwan or Hong Kong.

    Boooooring!

    Meanwhile, the US is hitting world records with 101K+ cases two days ago.

    What’s new across the world?
    A typhoon in the Philippines as we speak.
    Riots in Barcelona over Covid-19 restrictions, 7.0 magnitude earthquake in Turkey and Greece, protests in Poland regarding abortion laws, Armenia and Azerbaijan continue their war, three Christians beheaded by an Islamist (wasn’t it just a few days ago that some teacher was beheaded for talking about Islam in his class?) in France, a lot of migrants coming into Europe from North Africa, and thus ends October 2020.

    Covid-19 cases are rising again in Europe. Many countries are going into lockdown once again.
    I can only hope that we will finish the year with a worldwide lockdown.
    Open things up in Jan next year and hope things get better.

     
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