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  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 5:27 pm on July 14, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Minnesota, spam, spam mail, spammers, , , youtube   

    Dear Spammers 

    Dear bitch ass cockgobbling motherfucking spammers,

    Do you know who I am?
    First of all, let us study the worst villains in history:

    1. Mao Zedong
    2. Genghis Khan
    3. Joseph Stalin
    4. Chiang Kai-Shek
    5. Adolf Hitler
    6. King Leopold II
    7. Saddam Hussein
    8. Hidoki Tojo
    9. Ismail Enver Pasha
    10. Pol Pot
    11. Kim Il Sung
    12. Idi Amin
    13. Benito Mussolini
    14. Mengistu Haile Mariam
    15. Yakubu Gowon

    Okay! 15! We’ve got 15 names here. And I don’t recognize half of these guys.

    Now, dear spammers, do you know the difference between these 15 worst villains, and me?
    None of these 15 men received spam email!

    I, on the other hand, have received emails from some Jennifer Jones who works at emailmarketing-usa.com, Judith Patterson who works at datamarketingtips.com and Ema Jade from globalindustrydata.com.

    So, Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, I have an assignment for you. Did you like homework when you were in school? I’m pretty sure you were too busy sucking dicks behind the classroom doors to finish your homework. And where has that gotten you? A spammers job at some irrelevant bullshit company that nobody’s ever heard of! Now you spend all day sitting at your desk copying email templates and sending them to strangers who don’t give a fuck about your proposition.

    Why are you sending these emails to me though? Are you trying to meet your daily quota of spam mail sent? Are your spam company bosses breathing too hard down your neck? Why don’t you suck their cocks and tell them to close down business? This spamming business is no good. It only pisses people off. Do you want to piss people off?

    How do you live with yourselves? Jennifer, Judith and Ema with one M – did you forget to type the other M? Or were your parents retarded? Perhaps Ema’s parents also skipped school. So they named her Ema and she now works at a spamming company.
    Do you love your job? How many career choices did you pass up before settling for this one? B2B Accounts Manager, Marketing Manager, Marketing and Operations Manager – fancy titles, huh?
    So what do you do?
    “Oh, I’m a Marketing and Operations Manager!”
    Oh, really? Wow! Sounds great! So, what do you do?
    “I send spam emails to isvarahparamahkrsnah to meet my daily email quota. I wish I had his phone number too so I could bug him all day.”
    Excellent!

    I’m surprised they aren’t Indians sending me the spam.
    OR ARE THEY?
    That would explain the Ema with one M.
    Alright, the secret’s out! Which one of you bitches is actually an Indian guy?
    Sale bhosadike tumhara lund kaat ke tumhare muuh me thhus dunga.

    This career of sending spam emails is worse than prostituting yourselves for 5 dollahs.
    So I suggest each of you open up an Onlyfans account and show the world those titties.
    You’ll get more than 5 bucks for a tit pic. Hell, some women are charging 100 bucks for some cleavage and other bullshit! You can do better than that! I believe in you.

    Back to the homework: I want you ladies (and gentlemen) to do a DuckDuckGo search on the 15 villains I listed above. I want you to download all the history books you can find, and read all the news articles too.
    When you’re done, I want you to understand that if you piss me off, I can be way, waaay worse than all of these villains combined.
    You know what pisses me off? Spam mail.

    Someone once said, dying is the easy part; living is the hardest.
    Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade, do you know what I’m good at? Staying alive. As a firm believer in Jesus Christ, I do not kill. Killing is easy.
    I’m an expert at keeping people alive, and making them hate every second of it.

    Here’s one idea: Giving you a computer that only runs one application – mail. And, all outbound emails are blocked. Only inbound emails are allowed.
    Now you sit in a box. A big dark box, with this monitor that is the only light source in the box. And you receive spam emails that ping you all day long. The box will be surrounded by large speakers connected to this computer. The monitor will have no power button and it will be reenforced with strong glass. You will only have a wireless mouse to check the emails. The CPU and keyboard will be outside the box.
    Now you will sit in this box and read spam emails all day long. The pings will never stop. The box will not be big enough for you to lay down for a nap. It will be cramped and uncomfortable. You will not get any pillows for a backrest or nothing.
    You only get bathroom breaks and meal breaks.
    6 hours of sleep outside the box in a very comfy bed. Then back into the box you go.
    How does that sound?
    This torture is only applicable to the ladies.

    Now if you’re a guy, I’ve got some bad news for you.
    A male spammer will be ordered to sit butt-naked on a bottomless chair. And then I will take a golf club, and pretend I’m Tiger Woods.

    Hi,

    I am following up with my previous email to see if you would be interested in the data acquisition of JetBrains Users for your upcoming marketing campaigns.

    This data would assist your sales and marketing teams to generate more opportunities and close deals faster.

    Please let me know if you would like to review counts, samples, and pricing.

    Thanks,

    Jennifer Jones
    Marketing and Operations Manager
    United States
    ——————————————————————————————————————————–
    Hi,

    I wanted to know if your organization is planning to acquire JetBrains Users for your Multi-channel Interaction, Voice Interaction, Outbound Contact, and Business Intelligence purposes.

    We are a Global technographic data provider helping companies uncover the active buyers in the right target markets.

    We can provide you the customized data of JetBrains Users, based on your specifications like titles, departments, employee size, revenue size, industries, geography, etc.

    With our comprehensive technographic intelligence you can reach out to your target audience and provide solutions with your products/services with better responsive results.

    Let me know if you would like to review a sample file, counts, and pricing structure.

    Thanks,

    Jennifer Jones
    Marketing and Operations Manager
    United States

    Jennifer Jones

    7536 Constitution Ave., Eden Prairie, MN 55347

    Hi,

    I am checking in to see if you would be interested in the customer base of Fastly CDN.

    The customer base has direct dials to decision-makers, all C-level Titles, Head of Marketing, etc.

    We also track users of other CDN software users such as Cloudflare CDN, Azure CDN, Amazon Cloudfront, Limelight CDN, Rackspace CDN, Akamai, EdgeCast CDN, etc.

    Let me know if you are interested so that we can discuss the pricing details, sample file, and the total number of counts we have.

    Thanks,

    Judith Patterson
    Marketing Manager
    Data Marketing Tips, Inc.
    Massachusetts

    Judith Patterson

    7893 Wilson Road Waltham, MA 02453, Waltham, MA 02453

    Hi,

    Are you planning to send Drip/Lead Nurturing campaigns to Cloudflare CDN accounts/installed-base?

    Recently verified Cloudflare Users across the USA and the Globe that we have compiled can be used through different channels such as Email, Tele-calling, Google Ads, LinkedIn Marketing, and more.

    Let me know if you would like to review a sample file along with counts and pricing.

    Thanks,

    Ema Jade
    B2B Accounts Manager
    Global Industry Data, Inc.

    Ema Jade

    7536 Constitution Ave. Eden Prairie, MN 55347, Eden Prairie, MN 55347

    Why are all the spammers located in Minnesota?
    Why is Jennifer Jones, the Marketing and Operations Manager of the entire United States?
    Why are Jennifer Jones’ and Ema Jade’s offices located at the same address?

    Here’s another idea:
    Instead of spam emails, the monitor in the box will play porn all day long. And our lovely Jennifer Jones, Judith Patterson, and Ema Jade here, will be shackled in chains. No fapping!

    When it comes to destructive creativity and innovation, you’re looking at the king of kings.

    The next spam email in my inbox will receive a detailed reply describing my other ideas.
    If you’re a spammer who wants to know how I’m going to sell your mother as a sex slave in Kuwait, please, send me your business proposition.
    Additionally, if you’re located in Minnesota, please include your tit pics in the email.
    The only marketing campaigns I’m interested in are your tits.
    The only sample files I’d like to review are your mother’s tits.
    Are we clear on that?

    Thank you.

    Now, I will discuss the spammers on my blog.
    Today I noticed there were 98 spam comments on my articles!
    Now 96 of these comments were posted on two of my articles: The one on Youtube & Susan Wojcicki, and the one on the Twitter ban in Nigeria.
    40 spam comments were made on the Twitter article and 56 comments were made on the YouTube article.
    All of these comments were marked as Honeypots.

    Now these are the spammers that would force me to disobey Jesus.
    These are the spammers who would receive a double tap, followed by a single tap.
    These are the spammers that would make me outdo the 15 villains listed earlier. If you thought you’d seen all the violence in the world, bring me one of these spammers, and I’ll prove you wrong.

    Why do I get the feeling that Jack Dorsey and Susan Wojcicki employed some dumbass to spam daily honeypot links on the articles that had mentioned them?

    You guys do realize that I make absolutely no SEO efforts on my sites, right? SEO for my pages is so easy, it would take like an hour to shoot me straight to the top. And I know how to get it done.

    Is this how Twitter and YouTube tame their opponents? Do they employ spammers to post honeypot links on every article that smacks ’em with facts right in the face?

    Perhaps I’ll write a fictional story about the day I went balls deep in Susan Wojcicki, how about that? And maybe I’ll write another story about my golf club looking for shelter in Jack Dorsey’s asshole.

    I just want to put it out there that I hope that the idiots posting honeypot links on my articles get infected with Covid-19 and die a painful horribly slow death. And when they die, I will celebrate. Perhaps I’ll give Susan Wojcicki an extra pounding for the joyous occasion, how about that?

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 4:46 pm on April 20, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2021 Free Expression Awards, adblock, ads, , captcha, cookies, , entertainment, personalization, , videos, youtube   

    YouTube Sucks & CEO Susan Wojcicki Is An Idiot 

    Yesterday I came across this video on YouTube titled “2021 Free Expression Awards Highlight: Susan Wojcicki” by a channel named Freedom Forum.

    “Free Expression Awards presented by signature sponsor YouTube.”

    I don’t even know where to begin with this nonsense.

    For the past month or so, YouTube has been presenting me with 3 pages of Personalization Settings & Cookies, simply because I do not “Agree” with the default corporate surveillance crap.
    More recently, I’ve been getting frequent Google Captchas, like every 3 videos or so, which I have to fill in order to continue watching videos.
    So, what’s going on with YouTube? Why are they so concerned about who’s watching which videos? Why are they profiling their viewers?

    Google captcha is like a brain tumor on the internet. It’s being created by this giant monster called Google.

    I’m a creative genius. YouTube likes to think the capitalist zombies on their payroll are creative – Fuck No. The real creative people exist outside the capitalist corporate empire. And believe me, they’re doing just fine.
    So I’ve slowly been shifting away from using YouTube as my primary entertainment source to watching movies and TV shows.
    And I do it all FOR FREE.
    Are you reading this YouTube wankers?
    That’s right!
    Fuck your YouTube! I’ve found an alternative source of entertainment – all for free!
    Fuck your ads,
    Fuck your 3 pages of cookies and personalization bullshit.
    Fuck your captchas.
    Fuck your tracking and profiling.
    Fuck your capitalist business model.
    Fuck Susan Wojcicki. In the ass. With a big giant corporate dildo.
    Free Expression Awards. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

    You want free expression? This, right here, is free expression. I am expressing my anger towards a giant corporate sinkhole in the shape of Susan Wojcicki’s asshole that spews bullshit like YouTube wins Free Expression Awards and Susan Wojcicki’s the best freedom of expression role model. BULLSHIT!

    Susan Wojcicki is like Kim Jong Un’s cousin or Xi Jinping’s half-sister. She represents the spiral downfall of what was once an awesome platform to share stuff and turned it into a giant billboard where all the corporate jackasses line up to ejaculate on the viewer’s eyes.

    I couldn’t even get through the first few minutes of the woman yapping away in the video. But somewhere in the video Susan Wojcicki talked about her grandparents in Poland and the iron curtain and stuff.
    I couldn’t even let her finish the sentence.
    Hey Susan! Susan! Why are the words SEXUAL ASSAULT so terrifying to you?
    YouTubers can’t even say the words “sexual assault” because they may get banned or demonetized or something. Just what in the fuck is going on at YouTube HQ?
    I see a bunch of YouTubers talking about “essay” and “essay”; what they’re really referring to is SA, an acronym created by Susan’s dumbfuck minions to refer to sexual assault.
    Is this really free expression? I don’t think so! I think this is censorship of the highest order. So this woman remembers her grandfather’s time in Poland, where he had to watch what he said, and consequently, she decides to adopt the methodology of her grandfather’s oppressors.
    This is the genius of Susan Wojcicki ladies and gentlemen. This is the best she can do.

    That video was published on 16th April and got 32 likes – all from Susan’s close family members and friends, and a few YouTube employees directly under her wing.
    Then it got 11K dislikes.
    32 likes, 11,000 dislikes.
    The numbers have spoken Susan! The numbers have spoken!
    Speaking of numbers…
    OHHH! OHHH!
    What?
    I’m a numbers guy!

    I can’t even get through the video. I just can’t get through it without barging in like an angry grandpa and yelling at the video.
    What I’m looking at, right now, are the comments. And it seems that the entire human species has aligned with my brain on this one.

    I was a lil hesistant about going all out on Susan’s hypocrisy, but now I think I may have gone too soft on her, given that there’s millions of people who agree with me.

    I got tired of scrolling through the comments of the millions of people agreeing with me.

    Here’s the thing: Susan Wojcicki winning the free expression award is like me winning the most handsome black man award.

    Since YouTube has gone down the shitter with Susan patting herself on the back for being the most ignorant hypocrite to ever grace our planet, I’d like to suggest an alternative.
    Peertube is the most free expression platform on the internet. I would like to thank them for sponsoring this article.
    Make sure to click the like button, hit the notification button and subscribe.

    Wait – what?!
    Oh hell no!
    Fuck the like button!
    Fuck the notification bell icon!
    Fuck your subscription!
    And fuck you!

    I can’t get through a YouTube video without a segment from some fucking sponsor, and a zombie begging for likes, notifications and subscriptions.
    It’s quite evident that almost every intelligent homo sapien has installed some adblocker in their browser, so now the advertisers have ditched YouTube ads and are sponsoring YouTubers directly.
    Now we’ll need an AI extension to block the sponsored segments in the videos. What a pain in the ass!

    And this is all because of Susan. I’m blaming everything on Susan.
    YouTube has become a pimping platform. Why? Because of Susan.
    Susan Wojcicki introduced her greedy grubby hands and turned it into a pimping corporation.
    All the YouTubers have sold out and become hookers.
    The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? Because of Susan Wojcicki.

    Susan was Google’s first marketing manager. She also worked at marketing for Intel. She led the development of Adsense. She was it’s first product manager. She became Google’s senior vice president of Advertising & Commerce. She oversaw the company’s advertising and analytic products, including AdWords, AdSense, DoubleClick, and Google Analytics.
    And then she took over YouTube and fucked it up for everybody.
    Susan Wojcicki, everybody. Let’s give her a round of applause.

    I was going to finish this article with one simple question. But it’s a one-liner that’s an equivalent of a nuclear weapon. It’s so fatal, that even the hoards of people angry at Susan would be surprised and say “Damn! That’s savage!” and “Oh no! I think you may have gone too far this time!”
    Susan Wojcicki, free expression. See? Even the best of us can’t have it sometimes. Today’s your lucky day.

    Susan Wojcicki may be the woman that pimped out an entire platform full of zombies. But I’m the one guy that could do that to her, in a one-liner. I’ll save it for the future.

    One day, I’ll be working on my own YouTube alternative, with blackjack and hookers. And I got just the perfect role for Susan in it.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 4:19 am on April 9, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Belle Delphine, Danielle Bregoli, Onlyfans, porn, sex, youtube   

    2021: The Age Of Hypersexuality 

    Today I want to talk about a very controversial topic.
    This is one of those topics that most journalists would prefer not to work with because, well, the first rule of every journalist is that they should mind their own business!

    A few weeks ago, well, on 26th January 2021 to be exact, I wrote an article that never made it online. It was titled: YouTube: The Boobs Pandemic.
    And this particular piece never made it online because it was a general observation. And I kept thinking, what does this have anything to do with me? It’s a bunch of women minding their own business. They’re not causing anyone any harm. They’re just working very hard to put food on the table, and feed their families.
    And you can’t argue with that philosophy, can you?

    Now I wrote that article for gopher, and I’m gonna put it on gopher, where it belongs, where people will have to put in some work to view it. And rightfully so.

    A few days ago, I noticed a very strange phenomenon on the internet that has lingered on my mind for some time. Well, it’s not quite strange as it is disturbing, for me at least.
    But again, it’s none of my business. It’s other people’s business and I’m going to write this piece from the view of a general observer.

    There’s this lady named Danielle Bregoli, who recently turned 18.
    Ever since she became an internet celebrity, everyone’s been following her online for entertainment.
    Meanwhile, the pervs on the internet, had been forecasting and making bets on when she’d “drop them nudes”.

    This reminds me of Billie Eilish in another scenario. When Billie Eilish turned of legal age, a number of deepfakes were dropped online.
    Now everyone knows Billie’s got money. She ain’t flashing for no dollar bills.

    But Danielle’s where everyone had placed their bets on. And rightfully so.
    No sooner had she turned 18, than she opened an Onlyfans account.

    Now, bear with me here, this is all quite disturbing and I’m trying to waive a story without jumping from point to point haphazardly like a monkey on crack.

    18 years old and she opened her Onlyfans account. She turned 18 on Mar 26th, and her Onlyfans went live on 1st of April.
    Just how much thought did she put into it?

    To me it all seemed like a plan. “I’m gonna turn 18 and I’m gonna go live on Onlyfans.”
    And there’s nothing wrong with that.
    She has the freedom and right to do so.
    But she’d carved out a pretty decent career after leaving Dr Phil’s anyway. She made a bunch of YouTube videos and gradually began creating music. And it was okay. Definitely wasn’t the worst I’ve ever heard.
    She had some talent there. And I think a lot of people agreed that she’d grown and matured and turned out much better than they’d initially thought.

    But then she got a shitload of tattoos and then joined Onlyfans.
    I don’t like tattoos. No offense. Maybe one or two is fine. But when you’re covered in ink, I just find it repellent.
    I don’t like Onlyfans because it’s a corporate capitalist endeavor. And for the past few years, it’s just been a medium for sexual exploitation and ripping off virgin neckbeards who can’t get laid.

    I don’t think 18 year olds are capable of understanding the consequences of the sex industry. Onlyfans is a part of the sex industry, right?
    When you’re 18, you’re still a teenager. You’re prone to making quick decisions without giving them much thought. And that can end pretty badly especially when you make a series of bad decisions.

    When you join the sex industry, everyone begins to think of you in terms of sex. You become a sexual object, that’s all. And there isn’t a lot of respect and honor in the sex industry. It is not a respectable and honorable job. You can’t expect to be viewed respectfully when you just agreed to be slapped around and choked and spat on in some porno movie, okay?
    Once you’ve shown people your nude body, it’s hard to make people respect you. Someone somewhere is always going to think of you as a sex symbol or a sex object. Objectification.

    This is why the boomers preferred to get married or be in relationships over having affairs and just sleeping around with everyone. If you sleep around easy, nobody’s going to respect you. That’s the whole point of dating someone, going out with them, paying for movies and food and buying gifts and so on… It’s not supposed to be easy to get laid. You have to put in the work and effort to build trust and love and understanding and respecting each other’s boundaries. You’ve got to build the goddamn foundation, okay?
    This is why 90 year old couples stuck by each other’s side until death. This is why people’s hearts melt when they see an old couple holding hands or kissing or having a small argument. Because they built a strong foundation and worked to get there. It wasn’t easy.

    Where’s the work when you flash someone some money and they show you their tits? That’s no work. Absolutely zero effort. One person flashes the money, and everyone in the vicinity enjoys the free view! It’s a free goddamn show!

    Within 6 hours, Danielle Bregoli made over a million bucks on Onlyfans.
    Now that – has got to be in the guinness book of records for simps.

    Belle Delphine has got some serious competition!
    And Belle’s already gone full porno-mode.
    Think about how much Danielle will make when she gets to that point.

    Capitalism folks. Capitalism has caused this. Where people are willing to do anything for money.
    It is a damn shame really, because 20 years from now, these are the same people who will come out crying saying they experienced sexual harrassment from all the basement dwelling simps who paid for the content in the first place!

    Remember the days of plain old porn? Where people still acted like normal civilized beings?
    And now everyone’s got kinks and fetishes and it’s like a big black endless hole when you peek inside.

    So many former pornstars have come out to talk about the dark side of the sex industry. Their words fell on deaf ears. Who wants to hear a wrinkled old hag with saggy tits cry about being mistreated when you’ve got the perkies raking in hundreds of thousands every month?

    But remember, you too will grow old. Your youth will fade away. Those perky breasts will sag with weight and age. And you’ll fade into irrelevancy. Nobody will notice you anymore. Nobody will think of you. Nobody will care.

    I think a lot of these women are high on dopamine from all the money and attention they receive online. But it’s temporary.

    That’s my primary concern with all these famous upcoming teenagers who’re diving headfirst into the Onlyfans business to make some quick cash.
    No amount of money will buy back your integrity and your innocence.
    There’s women charging up to 300 bucks for a bunch of photos or a video. Like are you goddamn insane? There’s free porno everywhere and you’re charging a hundred bucks for a few pics!
    And who are the simps buying these stuff?

    I believe this problem began with the oversexualization of everything.
    Kids in school now have smartphones and tablets and computers and access to all these crazy stuff, and it ruins their brains.

    There’s so much taboo porn online, it’s insane.
    So many YouTubers have dived into the taboo porn content and I keep wondering, what will happen to their children?

    Has anyone thought about the effects this content will have on the next generation?
    Remember back in the old days when people overheard their parents humping like rabbits through the walls and were disgusted?
    Now think about the current situation – you’ve got all these thousands of men and women producing taboo content and many of them have kids. What will their children grow up to think when they discover mommy has been flapping her tits all over Onlyfans talking about incest stuff?

    Has anyone given it a thought?

    And people talk about roleplay. Do you want to find your parent online doing roleplay? Do you?
    It’s just so fucking weird to even think about it.

    This all leads me to think that the world has embarked into the age of hypersexuality.
    I’m going to release an article that dives deep inside the head of a hypersexual person. And the reader will be able to understand how all this sexual stuff fucks up people’s brains and turns them into straight-up psychopaths.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 1:26 pm on January 30, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: AI, algorithms, Aniruddha Malpani, , Automobile, BioTech, Business Standard, Byju Raveendran, Byju's, , , children, CNBC, coding, , courses, curriculum, Data Analytics, development, , , , Google, , , K-Means Clustering, Karan Bajaj, learning, , Machine Learning, online scam, Pradeep Poonia, , Quora, R Madhavan, , revenue, sales, Sarah Todd, scam, , Space Tech, SpaceTech, TechCrunch, , websites, WhiteHat Jr, , youtube   

    Byju’s & WhiteHat Jr – A Peek Inside India’s Education SCAM 

    WhiteHat Jr. is an education scam invented by an Indian scumbag named Karan Bajaj.
    From now henceforth we will refer to him as scumbag Karan.

    In 2020, WhiteHat Jr. was acquired by another Indian named Byju Raveendran.
    We will refer to him as scumbag Byju aka tutulputul the billionaire in this article.

    What is Byju’s? Byju’s is an educational scam invented by Mr tutulputul billionaire here to scam people.
    The Byju’s scampire is so big, that it has various subsidiaries, one of them being WhiteHat Jr.

    Now the following leaks are so sensitive, that Mr tutulputul billionaire has been suing everyone who exposes his scamducation empire.

    Byju the tutulputul billionaire has sued two critics named Pradeep Poonia and Aniruddha Malpani for an insane amount of money.

    So what’s wrong with WhiteHat Jr?
    Well, I checked the site and it’s a typical Indian coding website that interesting enough, shows curriculum package priced in British Pounds!
    £ 139 /Month (Price Per Class £ 17), for Advance Coding with Space Tech

    If you look at the linked document above, apparently, kids in grades 10 – 12 can learn stuff like K-Means clustering and Machine Learning: Regression.
    Now I’m no computer genius, but doesn’t this stuff sound like something that would be taught in Universities?

    The tag-line under “Applied Tech Curriculum” states “Build AI-ready applications in the field of SpaceTech, BioTech, and Automobile”.

    And the achievements under the “Advance Coding with Space Tech”, which, let’s not forget, is for kids in grades 10-12, are “Deep Learning Applications and Top 1% Silicon Valley Mentorship.”

    Meanwhile the achievements for the “Data Analytics Certification” are “Data Science – Predictive Analysis certificate and Space Tech”

    At the bottom of their page, I see this:

    About WhiteHat Jr
    Today, in the computer age, not all schools teach coding in early childhood resulting in a major gap in the requirements of the new world and our children’s skills. WhiteHat Jr introduces and prepares your kid from 6-18 years for this new coding world. They learn fundamentals of coding–logic, structure, sequence and algorithmic thinking–to generate creative outcomes like animations and apps. All classes are taught Live 1:1 Online in the comfort of your home by Top 1% selected teachers and subject matter experts.

    Coding For Kids
    Whether you are a student interested in the IT careers that you could explore with a coding qualification or just fascinated by the world of tech and coding courses, WhiteHat Jr offers a wide range of online coding courses that make coding accessible to kids and young teenagers. We’ve put together a simple guide to answer some of the most commonly asked questions from parents and prospective students to help you understand the basics of what our kids programming courses cover, whether they are right for your kids and how best to navigate them.

    Curious about what is involved in courses for coding for kids?
    We have developed kids programming courses that allow kids, teens, and young adults to learn how to code at all ages with proper coding classes and in an environment that works for them – Online. The courses offered by WhiteHat Jr are designed to teach kids to code with core programming skills, and then improve the proficiency of the kids coding languages. Our facilitators align digital literacy into coding courses, as required by the existing skills of the learners. Since our curriculum is developed by industry experts and the most important activity of teaching coding is done by top 1% selected teachers, learners get state of the art education through our propriety, creative activity based curriculum.

    Are coding classes for kids suitable?
    When you’re a parent exploring the possibilities that coding classes for kids can bring, you ‘re probably wondering whether coding courses will suit your child. The benefits of learning to code courses extend far beyond future job opportunities. WhiteHat Jr teaches coding for kids in programs designed to stimulate creativity, problem-solving skills, and academic performance overall. Over the longer term, online coding courses are a great way to train learners for an increasingly tech-oriented world.

    What will you learn in a coding course for kids?
    WhiteHat Jr’s coding courses are oriented towards coding and programming. You will learn:

    The essentials of coding: Logic, Structure, Sequence
    How to create Websites, Animations & Apps
    How to manipulate data using programming languages
    How to be a problem solver
    How technologies converse with each other
    Start to learn coding with us!
    If you are a motivated parent and passionate about technology and where it can lead you to, then Join now. If you or your child would like to find out more about the opportunities provided by our coding programs, explore the kids programming courses offered by WhiteHat Jr and consider enrolling for a free trial. Remember, no coding experience beforehand is required.

    I’m confused.
    Scumbag Byju the tutulputul billionaire has finally managed to confuse me!

    Are these courses for kids or for grown men?
    ‘Cause I just linked the curriculum above and that shit looks like a University curriculum!
    And if these kids can build “AI-ready applications in the field of SpaceTech, BioTech, and Automobile”, then me, all my homies and the entire global hackerspace is out of a job, forever.

    Oh I’m going all in on this one!
    I’m going to break down their website word-for-word.

    Whitehat Jr has been featured in CNBC TV18, YOUR STORY, TechCrunch, and Business Standard.
    Now you know which media not to trust.

    Now according to this news article, WhiteHat Jr has been shwing ads of a 12-year-old kid (or 13-year-old) named Wolf Gupta who learnt AI to get Rs 1.2 crore job. WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRORE?
    According to the internet, 1 crore is 10M.
    Indians need to stop using the word crore. It’s fucking confusing and annoying.
    Anyway, this kid here learnt AI and earns 12M rupees from Google.
    That’s like $164,592.
    Wowowowowow! Somebody’s getting paid more than an Apple engineer! And it just happens to be a 12 year old! LOL

    Here’s another article that goes into the details of similar ads by Mr tutulputul’s education scampire.

    Now according to this article, and this one, YouTube, LinkedIn, Reddit, Quora and Twitter have aided WhiteHat Jr in censoring critics and suspending their accounts multiple times.

    But guess what?
    Now the news has crossed the corporate borders and into the free internet.
    THIS IS THE ANARCHIST INTERNET!
    Youtube, Twitter, LinkedOut, Reddit and Quora have no power here!

    Now I checked a few news articles and I saw this:

    Like Poonia, Malpani was also restrained from making defamatory commentary against WhiteHat Jr and its employees by the Delhi High Court.

    Unfortunately, the New Dehli High Court has no jurisdiction over here. Billioniare Byjus tutulputul and his scumbag failed writer Bajaj will have to shove their restraining orders up their hairy buttholes.
    ‘Cause when I’m done with the formal investigation, I’m going to have a few words for their mommas and grandmas who ain’t got no teeth!

    There’s nothing I hate more than censorship, especially when it’s a corporate rich jackass silencing the truth!

    Here’s a video which shows one of WhiteHat Jr’s student scamming other students to enroll so they can win a free macbook!

    Here’s a video of a parent grilling a WhiteHat Jr salesman.
    From the video above, it looks like WhiteHat Jr website has changed some details.
    Perhaps that’s in response to all the criticism.

    Here’s a video of a clueless chef endorsing the Indian scamducation.

    Here’s an idiot endorsing WhiteHat Jr’s scam. They’ve posted multiple videos of this guy on their channel. Perhaps they figured out that he’s just as dumb as he played in the movie.

    WhiteHat Jr’s website advertizes the following about it’s teachers.

    Our Expert Coding Educators
    teacher-step
    Top 1% teachers selected by an industry leading 4-step teacher assessment process By top 1% of the early childhood coding experts
    WhiteHat Jr follows a rigorous 4-Step Selection Process for confirming teacher candidates so your kids are taught by the Top Early Childhood Coding Experts.

    Aaaaand here’s a video of one of these “expert coding instructors” who apparently makes up India’s top 1% teachers!

    If these are the kind of teachers who exist in India, it’s no wonder that the entire country runs on scams. ‘Cause the kids don’t learn jackshit in school. In order to survive, they join scammy companies to scam other people.

    Here’s a video revealing the work culture of Mr Byju’s tutulputul billionaire education scampire. This is the kind of work environment a new recuit has to face! In my opinion, the excellency of work culture is only established when the manager tells a new employee that he’s going to rip his asshole apart.

    Here’s another video of Byju’s manager insulting one of his scampire sales minion.

    Here’s another video in which both the manager and saleman are fighting for Mr Byju’s tutul putul education scam.
    The focus is only on REVENUE.
    The manager is frustrated because he’s also hearing from his superiors. He’s now taking his frustration out on his minion saleman and is almost on the verge of crying.
    He only wants NUMBERS. NUMBERS OF NAIVE INDIAN PARENTS WHO THEY SCAMMED. The company sets TARGETS for every saleman to achieve. The TARGETS is a FIXED NUMBER of Indian families who they have to call and scam until they enroll their poor kids into Byju’s education scam. The manager repeatedly says he only cares about REVENUE, nothing else.

    I’m just going to link these channels below. If anyone wants to spend more time looking into it.
    Pradeep Poonia 1.0

    Pradeep Poonia 3.0

    Okay!
    After a thorough review of WhiteHat Jr, Byju’s treatment of it’s employees and scumbag Karan’s attempt to censor the internet, where do I begin?

    I don’t want to begin.
    Doing this investigation brought my blood to a boiling point.
    So I’m going to end this one here, before billionaire Byju and scumbag Karan shit their pants and start crying like a bunch of lil bitches and classify this article as online bullying.
    I’m not going to insult their mommas, or their grandmommas; but I sure wish they’d swallowed that night. Hell, don’t you?

    I think this case study clearly shows the dangers of capitalism and the kind of shit that happens when corporate jackasses take over the education system.
    Is this the future Indians envision for their kids?
    No wonder every Indian dreams of getting the hell out that country. It’s a shithole. With shitty people who lack any morals or ethics to begin with. Oh they brag about religion or pretend to be religious, but this kind of stuff really shines the light into the Indian world.

    What I’d really like to know is if Billionaire Byju’s mom is goin’ to disown him after hearing all the crap her son’s been up to.
    Or if Kerry Bajaj would consider divorcing her scumbag husband who’s a disgrace to humanity.
    There’s a lot of spiritual bullshit on scumbag Bajaj’s website. His about page mentions “dharma” but his actions show that he’s adharma personified.
    Wait – I retract that. “My dharma is to be in business” – looks like this jackass knows jackshit about religion. He’s into business – the business of scamming innocent Indian parents and coercing them into signing up for the bullshit courses on WhiteHat Jr site where the teachers think the cloud is “imaginary” and data and information is stored in an “imaginary place”.

    Well, Karan Bajaj, this article is also imaginary since it’s stored in the “imaginary” cloud.
    I hope that’ll help you to sleep better.

     
  • isvarahparamahkrsnah

    isvarahparamahkrsnah 8:28 am on January 10, 2021 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ban, , , , Diaspora, , , , , , GNU Social, , , , , youtube   

    Facebook And Twitter’s Trump Ban – Analyzing The Corporate Agenda 

    So Donald Trump’s Twitter account has been suspended.
    Well, that’s what it said when i visited it.

    I’m not on Twitter.
    I rarely check anyone’s Twitter.

    Has Twitter permanently banned Trump’s account?
    This guy is still the President.
    If Twitter can ban his account, then who’s safe?

    There’s a lot of people who share Trump’s political beliefs. Are they going to be banned too? If not, why?

    Three days days ago, Trump’s Facebook was banned.

    I think Facebook has paved the way for corporate social networks to ban anyone who doesn’t follow their political ideologies.

    From an anarchist’s perspective, this is dangerous for everybody.

    I am an advocate for free speech.
    I want to hear my fellow anarchists’ opinions.
    I want to hear what the liberals have got to say.
    And I want to hear what the conservatives have got to say.

    Freedom of speech provides the platform for an open debate.
    If people are silenced, then there is no freedom. Everyone will hide their real thoughts and opinions.
    That’s how you create a mass of brainwashed robot-like citizens, like in China and North Korea.
    Has anyone been to China?
    There are no opposing views in China. It’s just one mass of 1.4B people choking on Xi Jinping’s stinking nuts.
    Is this what America wants?

    Does America wants a population of 332M asleep on Jack Dorsey’s dong?
    Does America want 332M people constantly surveilled and watched by Mark Fuckerberg’s corporate platforms?
    The lobbyists have granted these capitalist corporate conglomerates a massive amount of liberty to dictate people’s lives. And fundamentally, that’s not how it should be.
    Twitter and Facebook aren’t supposed to tell me what to do and what to think.

    A social network should be dictated by it’s base users, not the other way around.
    That’s how the Fediverse was created. People wanted an alternative platform that would replace Twitter. That’s how Gnu Social was born. People wanted something that worked like Facebook, but federated. That’s how Diaspora was born. Nobody on Diaspora tells you what to think and what to say. You can speak your mind. That’s the beauty of it.
    People wanted to write blogs, so there was Plume, and so on.

    How do corporate platforms operate? Facebook and Google push their crappy products on users. Here! Try this! Try that! Use this! Use that!
    I’ve been using YouTube for a long time. It keeps pushing me with stupid banners and ads that cover the entire screen to sign in and use YouTube TV and YouTube Music. I don’t wanna use all that crap!

    They literally force people to use their crappy products. Want to view a Facebook profile? Sign in or Sign up!
    Want to read more than one article on Medium? Register an account!
    As soon as you create an account, they’ll create an advertisement profile for you. They’ll track you and show you stupid crap that they think you wanna see.

    YouTube has had a history of censoring videos related to Covid-19. Facebook has done the same.
    Why are they deleting relevant important information? Why are they forcing the mainstream propaganda on people?

    They ran the Russian interference propaganda for 2 years straight after Trump won.
    They ran the impeachment bullshit for 4 years straight – up until the very last minute! Trump’s almost on his way out yet they still publish articles about impeaching him. What the actual fuck?!

    Try posting a video titled “Chinese Virus” on YouTube. Try posting a video about Li Wenliang, Dr Ai Fen, Chen Quishi, Fang Bin… they’ll be discarded so fast, they’ll never reach a dozen views.
    Try making videos about capitalist corporate surveillance. Your channel will NEVER EVER hit the front page.

    These corporations don’t care about the people. They care about profits.
    Ban Trump on his way out? Profit!

    They think that banning Donald Trump on his way out will make them popular and win over people’s hearts and minds.
    And they might!
    There’s a lot of stupid folks on the planet.

    But what I see is censorship.
    I see a bunch of capitalist corporate crooks playing a game of chess.
    They’re doing what’s best for them – what’s profitable for them.
    They’re creating a monopoly where they’re the overlords and everyone answers to them. But they answer to nobody.
    Anyone remember the Mark’s response to the senators in 2018?
    And there have been multiple hearings since then.

    Anyway, I recommend people to switch to the Fediverse. Stop using capitalist corporate platforms that profit off of your data.
    And don’t go with the herd mentality. Don’t let CNN or Fox Spews tell you what you should think about events. The mainstream media should only deliver the news, not biased opinions.
    Let the viewers form their own opinions.
    Don’t tell me, “Trump said this…” and then proceed to tell me why Trump is wrong.
    I’ll decide whether Trump is wrong or right.
    There is hardly news anymore. News is being replaced with biased opinions. Everyone has their own agenda.

     
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