Save the date. On Friday 20 November, the KU Casino Royale (the next staff party) is coming your way and now is the time to duck.
Tickets are only £007 per person and include a welcome cheap drink on arrival, and a free kick in the balls from one of the SMT a la Le Chiffre. Staff members will get the chance to lose a year’s salary at the KU rigged roulette table.
We look forward to drinking all the booze
Jennings and Darbishire
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