Hello!
Hi!
Bonjour!
Hola!
Welcome aboard.
Who are we and why are we here?
We are here to narrate a story. A story of a man who was mistaken to be some sort of cunt.
We will study the events of his life, the people in his life, his work, his mistakes, adventures, and accomplishments.
And like good students, we hope everyone will have learned something by the end of it all.
While we’re at it, everyone who’s not an author will shut the fuck up. Arguments and debates will not be entertained.
When the story comes to an end, everybody will applaud, stand up, give an ovation and get the fuck out!
If this were a movie theater, there’d be a chainsaw under that seat that’d rev up as soon as the end credits started playing. Comprende?
So who are we?
I am the last man on this planet that you want to piss off.
And the other guy, is a beast lurking beneath the surface of a calm demeanor.
You don’t want to see who’s in the shadows.
You should only know, he exists.
And he’s not a lovely fairy damsel out of Disneyland.
Now, I’m sure you’re all proper fucking gangsters, street kings, mighty warriors, and all that bollocks.
Perhaps you’ve got connections and have ruined a few lives because someone hurt your feefees.
And you’re sitting there thinking you’ll get your way this time just like you had with the others.
So I’ll give you a peace offering: Your life.
This is one train that won’t be derailed. So stay off the tracks and let the journey begin.