Death Of A Tyrant – The Funeral

Mar 01 2026.
Iran.
Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei’s funeral.

Thousands of mourners gather at the funeral of the cockroach Khamenei.
Thousands of idiots.
Men and women crying and wailing like a bunch of bitches.

They are angry.
They are pissed.
They want VENGEANCE!
They want the blood of the infidel Americans and the Zionists!

The men and women behind an operation like this aren’t idiots.
They didn’t wake up one day and say,”Oy! We’ve got nothing else to do. We need some entertainment! Let’s bomb Khamenei today!”
Nah.
This is an idea that’s been brewing for years.
Every option is analyzed. Every outcome is planned for. Everything has been arranged.
They had men on the ground, two years ago, surveilling, reporting.
They have men on the ground, right now, watching the fallout.
These men are rotated in and out of the country, in shifts. They know the language. They know the geography. They know the locals. They have their targets.

A bunch of puppet civilians screaming for revenge doesn’t faze an agency that stimulates operations like this.
In fact, they welcome it.

Here’s a message for the idiots at the funeral: If you want a stable Iran, shut the fuck up, go home and move on with your lives.
If you want a taste of Libya, raise hell and you shall be rewarded.

Now, moving on, the UN Security Council held a meeting to condemn the strikes on Iran.
First of all, Fuck the UN.
Fuck the United Nations and fuck their Security Council. If these cucks had any semen in their testicles whatsoever, the Russian invasion of Ukraine would’ve been over by now.
How many years – the Ukraine war? Since Feb 2022?

The Secretary-General of the United Nations – His Excellency Mr. António Guterres is a pig.
And nobody wants to hear this pig oink about the situation in Iran.
So do the world a favor, cuckold pig, and shut the fuck up.

Russia’s Putin had something to say about the situation in Iran.
Putin.
Now Mr. Putin is a very lucky man, isn’t he?
Mr. Putin isn’t getting a verbal beatdown like the rest of the cunts in this article.

Now I was stationed in Lithuania for a year during Russia’s invasion in Ukraine.
I was right next door, unbeknownst to Mr. Putin.

Khamenei, on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky.
Mr. Khamenei’s Iran was rewarded with my presence for quite a while.
Nothing sounds more beautiful than a direct airstrike on Khamenei’s grave right when the dust has settled.
But that’s just me!
And I am a man of ideas that would make Mr. Putin cower at the mere thought of my name.

This journalistic excellency is brought to you by a man that you do not want to cross paths with, ever.
A dark start to the world of literature, but that’s what we have.
2026.