HUGO CHAVEZ, THE now former president of Venuzuela, died of cancer yesterday at the age of 58. Left-wingers from around the world are mourning the loss of a great socialist hero, The S.W.P. are probably going to arrange discussions around this issue in the hope that rest of the left will ignore the internal crisis that is currently tearing their party apart, right-wingers will be loving the fact that the commie bastard is dead, and the BBC will be try to be ‘impartial’ out of fear of pissing off pretty much everyone in the entire globe.

As for us, we’re not going to mention too much about how we feel about his death, mostly because we simply don’t give a fuck. This may sound horrible, but that’s how it is. However we do want to use this opportunity to show you readers one of the many ridiculous things that Hugo has said whilst serving in office. Enjoy.


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