Lightbulb Jokes – by Anna Coe & Cindy Callist

Q. How many Anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None – “The lightbulb must change itself!”

Q. How many Trotskyists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. No idea, that information is held by the Central Committee on a need to know basis.

Q. How many Stalinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We reckon about 20:

  • One to take the old lightbulb out and bury it somewhere.
  • One to fit a new bulb.
  • One to hold the ladder.
  • One to supervise the operation.
  • One to keep an eye on the bloke supervising.
  • A squad to arrest all the others before anyone finds out a lightbulb went.

Q. How many Maoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. “The glorious shining people’s lightbulb never goes out!”

Q. How many Fascists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. “Wots a lite bolb? Sport are troop’s!”

Q. How many of the Bourgeoisie does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don’t be fucking daft! When did the bourgeoisie ever change a lightbulb?

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