Monthly Archives: June 2013

Now what? A deal with Formula 1? Well that’ll do alright for old Drenthe coz he likes to drive a Ferrari at an ‘ell of a speed but what about the rest of us? I mean, you can’t even park … Continue reading →

Oh blimey. We get relegated coz this idiot spent half the season not playing for us and now he signs just when big Seany-boy is looking good. Atkins, what yer doing? Pearce wanted out. Get rid of him. We’ve now … Continue reading →

Atkins you idiot. Yes we know he’s fast but that’s when he’s in his Ferrari drinking a can of lager. When he’s up against some Yeovil stopper he’ll get a boot up his Dutch backside if he tries any fancy … Continue reading →

Wayne Bridge? I mean Wayne Bridge? So we get rid of the old men in defence, Shorey and Hartey Boy and replace them with another old git. This one’s been round the block big time and even had John Terry … Continue reading →

Going down was entirely the fault of that northern idiot, Alfie Le Fondre. He might think he’s clever with that foreign name but that didn’t help him when he put our winner against Southampton into Row Z. I told him … Continue reading →