Monthly Archives: December 2014

Sorry I couldn’t report on the Brighton game. The missus filled me with so much Christmas pudding and glasses of sherry I fell asleep. Sounds like that useless Clarkson did too. Two nil up? Get rid of him. We need … Continue reading →

Well I told Majeski he needed to get rid of Atkins and he listened to me. But then he appointed another idiot. Who has heard of Steve Clarkson anyway? And it don’t matter how many managers you get, you’ll never … Continue reading →

You still here Atkins? Come on, you better start emptying your desk. I’ve been getting my CV into shape and I  think Mrs Satsuma will realise my advice was being ignored at Birmingham. And she ain’t daft. Apart from buying … Continue reading →

Get out Atkins you halfwit. This shambles never looked like scoring. It was so boring that idiot boy of mine Charlie shut his gob for once. Now we know the dodgy Russian has caused us another season of being broke, … Continue reading →