Monthly Archives: January 2014

Tangerine Dream – Reading 5 Blackpool 1

Sorry boys and girls. Bit late with this one. The missus was on the computer all day yesterday. I dunno what she was doing but she says I never talk to her so she was having the computer. I had … Continue reading

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Down Town – Ipswich 2 Reading 0

ATKINS, GET OUT. Alfie Le Fondre is hopeless and that berk Blackman is the world’s worst player. Sell him. Pearce was half asleep and that dozy Chris Grunter needs to be sold. Atkins reckons he can’t understand how we lost. … Continue reading

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Trotters trodden – Reading 7 Bolton Wanderers 1

Calm Down you lot. Our greatest victory at the Majeski was on the cards until that idiot Alex McCartney let them score. Get rid of him I say. Half-a-game Alfie Le Fondre was on form until he got the hat-trick … Continue reading

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Hornet’s test – Watford 0 Reading 1

That boy Jasper Gorkss is completely underrated by you lot cos you know nothing about football. Him and Blackman are doing the business while that northern idiot Alfie Le Fondre has given up the ghost. Now we’re meant to be … Continue reading

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Bright-on future – Seagulls 1 Reading 0

As I’ve always said that Nick Blackman is a real top boy. Underrated and underused. Now he’s Man of the Match and all you lot are having to eat your words. What a player. Of course Atkins is still a … Continue reading

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Nott so good – Reading 1 Forest 1

Well that’s it then. Alfie Le Fondre has said his goodbye to that idiot Tim Dellors and so we’ll have to put up with Atkins’s old mate Billy Smart. And what the bleedn’ ‘ell has he done since he got … Continue reading

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