I was having a word with Kingsley at the Brighton game.
Since none of you know as much about football as me and that dumbo boy Charlie tagged along with me and the boys on Tuesday, I had to get someone sensible I could have a proper football talk with. I called him over and it turns out he’s quite knowledgeable so I asked him to pass on my top tips for Clarkson.
What I didn’t tell him to do was sign that low grade half wit Zat Knight. Another lumbering great hasbeen that can only play for 10 minutes.
Anyway as I told you lot, we were always going for the draw against Bradford so we could wait and see who we got in the semis so we could decide if we fancied it.
I reckon a nice little trip to Wembley to get stuffed by the Arsenal will do nicely. We can lose against Watford – use them for practice – then get all fired up for the big one on Monday.
Alan Federici will have to be on top form and Jamie Markie will need to carry on doing the business while the fat lumbering Pog carries on not scoring. Chris Grunter needs to get a spikier and what happened to Gordon Obita?
Clarkson needs to concentrate on getting Jim Karacan fit again, getting rid of Cox and telling Denny Williams to get his finger out.
I’ll be giving my advice to all around on Monday so don’t watch it on telly, come and listen to me. You’ll find out how clever I am then.
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