Monthly Archives: August 2014

Oh boro – Middlesbrough 0 Reading 1

Alright calm down. We beat Middlesbrough. Everyone beats Middlesbrough.  If we can beat them with our 12-year-old kids then they ain’t much good. That Alan Kruhl ain’t bad but he’ll have to stop wearing the Carlos Valderrama haircut if he … Continue reading

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Forest fire – Forest 4 Reading 0

Total total total rubbish. Get out Atkins. You put that team of half witted kids in and they got thumped proper. You didn’t do what I told you and them rubbish teenagers had no idea what to do. It’s not … Continue reading

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Terrier-ble – Reading 1 Huddersfield 2

Naive to expect the kids to perform consistently. That’s my expert verdict. The rest of you who don’t know anything about football probably blame the useless defending or that half-wit Atkins. I grant you, you can always blame him but … Continue reading

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Taylor-made – Reading 1 Ipswich 0

Bit rubbish really weren’t it? But at least Atkins listened to half of what I had to say. He brought all the kids in but then put them on the bench cause he had no idea who they were. Jack … Continue reading

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County down – Reading 3 Newport 1

Alex McCartney ain’t going to be worth much after this one. Cor blimey, I shouted to Atkins to get him off and then the idiot let a goal in. Still Fedder’s won’t let me down on Saturday. Good job it … Continue reading

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Athletic-oh – Wigan 2 Reading 2

Good to be back, helping you all with my knowledge on football. Now we’ve got Mr Bundesliga from Bangkok and his money we should finally see Atkins learning how to put a team together – with help from me. Firstly … Continue reading

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