Alright calm down.
We beat Middlesbrough. Everyone beats Middlesbrough. If we can beat them with our 12-year-old kids then they ain’t much good.
That Alan Kruhl ain’t bad but he’ll have to stop wearing the Carlos Valderrama haircut if he wants to make it big. And if he has to be replaced by Hopeless Akpan then he hasn’t got there yet.
Chris Grunter’s remembered not to give goals away this week but as for my boy Coxy, he’s back where he belongs and now he’s got Gordon Obita pumping the balls up to him, it’s all going to plan, until we play Derby in the League Cup and get hammered. Can’t be doing with that nonsense. that’s why I missed Scunny. Not important enough for me.
International break now. A little rest before the new owner, whether it’s Mrs Satsuma or Mr Bundesliga, is confirmed and gets our boys fired up for the Prem. Majeski’s got it right for once.
They’ll have to learn better English though. And make sure they know the players’ names properly. Nothing worse than getting that all wrong.
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