Monthly Archives: September 2013

Our defenders are now so good that Man United reject Jesse Lingard was totally out of his depth. Our two Christophers, Bird and Grunter, were just too good and even my advice for Atkins wasn’t needed. I just let him … Continue reading →

Who needs Alfie Le Fondre when you’ve got the best striker in the business banging them in? I’ve always rated the Pog. Big, fat Russian, and admittedly a bit thick, but always the top boy at the Madstad. All you … Continue reading →

Uneducated crowd.  That’s the trouble with you lot. You couldn’t see what I could see, that the brilliant Alfie Le Fondre was always going to bang in his trademark late winner. I even had to ring that idiot on the … Continue reading →

Told you didn’t I? He needs to go back to Russia. The Pog’s got four goals and two red cards for us. And all his goals are tap ins my missus could have scored. In fact she’s done better than … Continue reading →

Shambles, no signings and this bunch of reserves allowed into the first team to make it even worse. Atkins only knows cliches, poems and various other rubbish and can’t pick a team to save his life. He’ll be off soon … Continue reading →

Even that idiot Tim Dellors can’t understand why we didn’t spend any money. It doesn’t matter who we get we just need to spend some money. If they’re useless they’ll fit in and if they’re good we can sell them … Continue reading →

I’ve always said it. Alfie Le Fondre is the best. The rest are all rubbish apart from Kebe and he’s going to get a shock when he realises Holloway will want him to turn up every now and then. Not … Continue reading →