Top Pog – Derby 1 Reading 3

Who needs Alfie Le Fondre when you’ve got the best striker in the business banging them in?

I’ve always rated the Pog. Big, fat Russian, and admittedly a bit thick, but always the top boy at the Madstad. All you idiots who don’t know anything about football have been giving him jip but I never doubted the boy.

Now he’s got to be first choice coz Le Fondre is about four foot nothing and doesn’t know where the goal is.

You never know though. Atkins just puts the name into the hat and his missus picks them out. Pity she can’t pick Jim Karacan anymore but it was his own fault he got hurt.

I told him to go easy against Leeds, you know what they’re like. You probably don’t remember Norman Hunter. He used to bite their legs and Leeds are still like a pack of dogs even with baldy McDermott.

Still Chris Bird’s a top boy too. We are going up.

Give the Pog a pay rise.

URZZZZZ.

 

 

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