Category Archives: General

Cor blimey, if Chris Grunter was anywhere near as good as Network 23 at defending we’d be in the Premiership now. I’ve been trying to give you my expert view but I think Network 23 must be run by Brentford … Continue reading →

I’m back. Hope you’ve managed to struggle by with your little understand of football while I’ve been away. Bleed’n network 23 wouldn’t let me in. No wonder Reading’s form has gone south. Luckily I send Clarkson my advice for the … Continue reading →

I was having a word with Kingsley at the Brighton game. Since none of you know as much about football as me and that dumbo boy Charlie tagged along with me and the boys on Tuesday, I had to get … Continue reading →

Might be my fault. I know Clarkson hasn’t got a clue, Yabuku is a fat lump and the sooner Alan Federici goes back home the better. I know we didn’t have a forward who could shoot but at least Oliver … Continue reading →

Cor blimey. You can’t get that dimwit Charlie off my computer when we’ve just got stuffed by Leeds – as I predicted – then when you go up to Derby and Ram it to them – as I knew we … Continue reading →

Knew it. As soon as we put Yabuku on the bench that fat Russian git Pog realised he has to wake up. I knew all along that Clarkson was the man for Reading. I would have told you why we … Continue reading →

Well I hung on to tell you about how about all what’s happened. But that idiot Clarkson has already gone and got all tetchy just like Atkins so I need put him straight. Listen you idiot. Gary McCleary is one … Continue reading →

Clarkson got it all wrong again but then I knew he would. Dopey, baldy idiot didn’t put Jim Karacan in the team like I told him and still hasn’t taught Gordon Obita to cross the ball yet. Now he’s on … Continue reading →

Just as Alan Federici was flying up to that long range shot, you might have noticed I was pointing to where he was going to put it and good old Fedders was taking my advice. Good job coz without Glynn … Continue reading →

Got to say this Steve Clarkson’s got his head screwed on and listens to me when I tell him tactics. Only thing he got wrong was putting Michael Anderson in goal. That was a waste of time coz he never … Continue reading →