Just as Alan Federici was flying up to that long range shot, you might have noticed I was pointing to where he was going to put it and good old Fedders was taking my advice.
Good job coz without Glynn Murray all we’ve got up front is that fat pillock of a Russian so we were never gonna score.
Simple Simon Cox had no idea what he was doing and but thank God Jim Karacan is back in there. Luckily I told Clarkson about him at the Norwich game. Well if I didn’t, who else would?
Even with him we couldn’t get a goal. Never will, not with that doughnut Hal Ronson-Kanu. Bunch of average nobodies we are.
So who do you think we’ll have in the transfer window? Palace will no doubt keep Murray and now everyone’s getting excited about Micky Maynard.
His trouble is he’s hopeless. That won’t be enough to stop Nicky Salmond from buying him though.
But if we do, you lot who know nothing about football need to shut up and give him a chance while he settles in among the rest of the useless bunch of halfwits.
Normally you just moan about the team.
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