I’m Dick, number one Reading fan.
I’ve been watching them longer than you and will be watching them long after.
That why I know so much about football. It was me who shouted to Robin Friday to lob that ball up over his head and pop it in the other side of the net, and it was me who shouted to Leroy Lita that an overhead kick was the only way to get the ball into the Palace net that night.
So just so you can learn a bit more from me, this is my blog.
Have a read of it. You might learn something.