Monthly Archives: October 2013

No-one likes this – Reading 1 Millwall 1

Millwall shaddup. No-one likes you? That coz you’ve got fat Danny Shittu (for the uninformed, he’s a Millwall defender). And you’re rubbish. Rubbish opponents, rubbish performance, rubbish ref, rubbish goalie, rubbish day. Sooner McCarthy gets back the better. Adam Federici  … Continue reading

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Sorry Donny – Reading 4 Doncaster Rovers 1

Sambaaaaaa. Never mind the injury crisis, my top players were on form proving me right yet again. Pog, the greatest player we’ve ever signed, worth every penny of his £65, 000 a day, smashed in yet another great goal to … Continue reading

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Russians’ return? – Burnley 2 Reading 1

Idiot callers to Radio Berkshire are moaning about everyone from Jodi McAnuff to Alfie Le Fondre just coz we lost to Burnley. Listen, that doesn’t matter. I grant you Atkins has no idea who to pick, Guthrie’s forgotten how to … Continue reading

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By ‘eck. Barnsley 1 Reading 1

Told you. I said Alfie Le Fondre would run out of steam after an hour but with that idiot Atkins not putting Billy Smart on until it was too late, we had no chance. Now we’ve got to go Burnley … Continue reading

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