Well I hung on to tell you about how about all what’s happened.
But that idiot Clarkson has already gone and got all tetchy just like Atkins so I need put him straight.
Listen you idiot. Gary McCleary is one of our top boys and sitting on the bench ain’t going to work like tearing down the wing does. He can’t cross it from the dugout and he probably can’t understand what you’re on about so get him in for Sheff Wed.
We still ain’t seeing Jim Karacan do his stuff which he could have done easily against clueless Cardiff. Alfie Le Fondre had to get away rather than face us again and now we’re told we need a striker and Kebe is available.
Well we don’t want him. Nor Kevin Doyle, now he’s back at Wolves.
They’re all useless. And we don’t want Glynn Murray. He’s useless too.
We need Hal Ronson-Kanu. He’s doing the business now. Apart from against Millwall of course. And he’s still a bit fat. And he’s a lazy git. And can’t cross the ball.
But I told you what would happen at Cardiff didn’t I? And we’re gonna beat Steve McClaridge’s Derby now. Then what? We’re going to Wembley, that’s what.
Let’s start with Sheffield. Get behind ’em you lot.
And stop moaning.
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