Our defenders are now so good that Man United reject Jesse Lingard was totally out of his depth.
Our two Christophers, Bird and Grunter, were just too good and even my advice for Atkins wasn’t needed. I just let him run about, sit down, stand up and all the things he does every game. I think all my previous advice helped us coast through this one.
Mind you Pog was useless again and how that northern idiot Alfie Le Fondre is going to claim both of Danny-boy’s goals, I’ll never know. And how Billy Smart never got on when you’ve got those two half-wits up front, just shows you that Atkins needs a word from me every now and then.
If I’d been in full voice we’d have probably had five but we all need a day off now and then.
I tried to ring that idiot Tim Dellors on Radio Berkshire, coz he was talking rubbish again but they wanted me to talk to Ady Williams. What does he know about football?
Barnsley away on Tuesday and three points for sure. I might have to give you my report a bit late coz the missus says she’ll need the computer. Maybe she’ll be buying me more football books. You don’t need to luv. There’s nothing else to learn and I’ve got the boys heading up the table.
I’ll even tell you now what’ll happen Tuesday.
Billy-boy will get the goals and Alfie will run out of steam after an hour. Pog will loaf about and fall over. Bleed’n idiot.
As for the defence, they’re useless too.
Gould knows how we’re up there with this team.
URZZZZZZZ.