Told you didn’t I?
He needs to go back to Russia. The Pog’s got four goals and two red cards for us. And all his goals are tap ins my missus could have scored. In fact she’s done better than him cos she stays till the end when watches ’em.
Atkins will be gone by Christmas, I’m gonna have a bet on it.
Team selection? Well for a start get rid of the fat useless Russian, then the short useless northerner Alfie Le Fondre, then get wake Wayne Bridges up and play him.
All them stray passes, that’s what Jodi McAnuff’s here for. I told Atkins he might as well put him on but he wouldn’t listen. He thought Hal Ronson-Kanu could still play football but Hal soon showed him he couldn’t.
Leeds next and super Brian McDermott back where he belongs. Without him we wouldn’t have our star men Pog or Alfie. Good old Brian.
URRRZZZZZ.