You lot, the uneducated crowd, just don’t understand how we had to take it easy and not go mad.
I know so much about football I had to tell dimwit Charlie to shut up, cause he thinks he knows as much as me.
Yes, I told Atkins to get Glynn Murray in and didn’t he turn up trumps? Another of my boys, Oliver Morewood looked good too for little git and Chris Grunter is back on form.
Let me tell you now, Gordon Obita will play for England. I should have played for them really but I don’t like to talk about that.
Ian Holloway next. My missus thinks I look like him. But that’s stupid. He’s an ugly git.
Two one to us it’ll be. Mark my words.
Then when Mrs Satsuma is confirmed as our new owner, it’s sambaaaaa time. If you keep reading this you’ll start to know as much as me about football. But I’ll still know more.
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