Calm Down you lot.
Our greatest victory at the Majeski was on the cards until that idiot Alex McCartney let them score. Get rid of him I say.
Half-a-game Alfie Le Fondre was on form until he got the hat-trick but by then he was so out of it he let that useless Pog take the penalty.
Any game where Blackman scores has got to be easy and if Jasper Gorkss can get another one summat’s wrong.
My mate Jodi McAnuff was the real hero. Atkins listened to me and played him and he let all the others score. Much of it was down to me but I won’t take all the credit. Let Atkins have his moment. I’ve always liked him. He didn’t even fall out with Tim Dellors today. Ady Williams did the interview. I think Dellors was in the toilet.
The point is now Atkins seems to have realised I know what I’m talking about so we’ll win more matches from now on. This is our season now. We’re going up. Get your money on it and listen to me.
And get rid of Atkins before he changes the team again.