That boy Jasper Gorkss is completely underrated by you lot cos you know nothing about football.
Him and Blackman are doing the business while that northern idiot Alfie Le Fondre has given up the ghost.
Now we’re meant to be buying Hull players and suddenly, thanks to my advice to Aktins, our tactics are working. Even Hopeless Akpan weren’t a complete disaster.
Jimmy Kebe, sold when I told Atkins to get rid of him, lasted 66 minutes as his lot let six in. Hurr hurr. He’ll be off injured for six months now.
Anyway our so called Premiership stars, Guthrie and Bridges aren’t even needed anymore. We do better without them. Premiership? You’re having a laugh. So what the bleed’n ‘ell do we want Hobbs for?
Get a grip Atkins.
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