Mellow yellow – Reading 2 Norwich 1

Sorry I couldn’t report on the Brighton game. The missus filled me with so much Christmas pudding and glasses of sherry I fell asleep. Sounds like that useless Clarkson did too. Two nil up? Get rid of him.

We need Atkins back. Not just coz he’s a good manager.

That idiot Tim Dellors summed it up. Don’t feel sorry for him, he got £850,000 pay off.

So now when we can only just beat these bumpkins, we need a manager who can fire up the boys. As you know I’ve always been an admirer of Atkins. Nice bloke, good record, positive attitude and talks a lot of sense. Since we had to pay him a fortune, we should have him doing something useful

Now we’ve got this idiot Clarkson, his speciality is losing two goal leads. Chris Grunter and Gordon Obita are starting to look sensible; they just can’t defend. Glynn Murray will clear off soon and with Hal Ronson-Kanu is starting to be slightly less useless than he was, we could do with a proper manager or just a proper captain.

Jim Karacan’s never gonna get a chance now. I think he’s too short. Clarkson can’t see him.

Maybe I need to get a bit nearer to the dug out so that Clarkson can hear me properly. That dim boy Charlie started his tuneless singing this week to try and help the team.

Anyone want a dimwitted lowlife know all, who’s about 12 going on 45? Can’t have him spouting off when I need to tell the manager where he’s going wrong.

Otherwise Clarkson will only from idiots like him and the rest of you, instead of me.

URZZZZZ

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