You still here Atkins?
Come on, you better start emptying your desk. I’ve been getting my CV into shape and I think Mrs Satsuma will realise my advice was being ignored at Birmingham. And she ain’t daft. Apart from buying this shambles that is.
The Evening Post said they gotta get the wage bill down. Well they could do that by getting rid of you Atkins, you useless Scouser.
Majeski knows I’m available and I’m sure he’ll be having a word with her. If I can sit in that dug out I can get away from that dum boy Charlie and my thick mates who don’t know anything about football.
Also means I could get out quick and get the bus home after a match. In fact dumbo Charlie could do the TV interviews coz I won’t be giving all my secrets away to old Clem on the Football League Show. Just you lot who know nothing about football.
Here’s a postmortem on Saturday. Alan Federici – useless. Stephan Kelly – useless. Michael Hector – useless. Jack Cooper – useless. Chris Grunter – useless. Oliver Morewood – useless. Denny Williams – useless. Gordon Obita – useless. Glyn Murray – useless. Simon Cox – useless. Garath McCreadie – useless.
Just wait till I get there.
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