ZZZZZ – Reading 0 Bolton 0

Get out Atkins you halfwit.

This shambles never looked like scoring. It was so boring that idiot boy of mine Charlie shut his gob for once.

Now we know the dodgy Russian has caused us another season of being broke, we ain’t going to win anything for years.

I didn’t even bother giving my top notch advice yesterday. Instead I chatted to the fake Geordie and my dim mate Dave.

I don’t know what was going on one the pitch. Not much by the look of it. Gordon Obita’s overrated, Jack Cooper was a flash in the pan and Chris Grunter is second rate.

It need Majeski to sort this lot out. Atkins can’t be sacked by Mrs Satsuma cos she’s never here.

Anyone got her number? I think I need to give her a call.

URZZZZZ.

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