Alfie Le Fondre – Useless
Pog – Fat and useless
Blackman – Useless, useless, useless
Roberts – Get off the telly
Kebe – Anyone remember him?
Have we got a fit forward who isn’t useless? Have we got anyone who isn’t useless?
Blackpool were useless too but we still out-uselessed them. Sean Morrisons was on bum when they scored. What you doing Morrisons?
And what’s Atkins doing while we’re mid-table? We need a good manager. Bring back Jack Mansell. He could sort them out. We’ve got a good squad here, no doubt about it. We could win the league.
Go on boys. URZZZZZ.