No matter what I tell Atkins he’s never listening. That’s why we’re no good.
I had a word with the ballboys to tell him what to do but he still put Alfie Le Fondre on too late and doesn’t understand my formations.
My boy Charlie was yelping about something or other but he don’t know what he’s on about so Atkins ain’t gonna get anywhere until he listens to me. Anyone know what Tim Dellors was on about?
Fatboy Drenthe looked alright but if we can’t beat a bunch of nobodies having their big day out of the year, we need help. Hal Ronson-Kanu won’t give us it neither.
I’d have Jodi McAnuff in there and Billy Smart on the bench. Fat useless Pog should go back to Russia and we should get Eddie Howe as our manager.
In fact one of them ballboys looked a bit useful and he won’t get booked as much as Guthrie so they could get him in there.
Bit of lateral thinking needed now. You listening Atkins?
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