Arrgh! Now what?
Now you know I know all there is to know about football but there weren’t no football today. Atkins has completely gone out of his head. He needs a holiday. Go to the moon you bleedin’ halfwit.
Alfie Le Fondre might as well be the cleaner. Atkins still hates him for stuffing Southampton two years ago.
Will Billy Smart sign for us now with his old mate Atkins on the way out? Has Jodi McAnuff gone soft? Is Drenthe’s personal problem that he hates Atkins? Is Jasper Gorkss off his head?
I need a lie down. Then I’m going to kick Charlie.
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