Because you lot don’t know anything about football you were moaning all game yet again.
All you need to do is ask me. But no, you start off moaning and getting on their backs when what you should be doing is supporting the boys like me.
Here’s my expert match report:
YOU’RE RUBBISH READING, RUBBISH! Atkins what are you doing? Look at them subs. Useless Alfie Le Fondre was brought on and didn’t know which way we were shooting. Hopeless Akpan managed to be worse than he was on Tuesday.
Never mind taking Hal Ronson-Kanu off. Sell him. We’re gonna have to sell most of our lot at the end of the season so get his agent looking for a Conference club to have him.
And as for Spongebob Drenthe, he’s about the same size as my missus but she’s faster than him. He wouldn’t get in my under tens.
Yes that’s right I am a manager myself. You see that’s how I know so much about football. That and Championship Manager tells me all I need to know.
Dimwit Charlie was mouthing off all game. Plonker. I need to get him adopted. If anyone wants a gobby kid who knows nothing about football, he’s yours.
My mate Geordie wasn’t there today. Just as well. Big fat dumbo he is. Never stop shouting drivel.
Still brilliant Pog stepped up to the plate again. Sambaaaaa. Great player. Remember kids, be like Pog and be like me. Be consistent.
URZZZZZZ.