Had to wait a few days. Sorry fans. Just had to calm down a bit.
Now I’m ready to give you some rational thoughts on how we can rescue the season after this.
GET OUT ATKINS! And shut up waffling on a load of old drivel on Radio Berkshire.
CHRIS GRUNTER. Get knotted.
SEAN MORRISONS. Get out of this club. You need a right kick up the Jacksy. We’re better when you’re injured.
GORDON OBITA. You’re only eight. You shouldn’t be in the first team.
HOPELESS AKPAN. Scouse git who wants to shut up and clear off.
POG. Aaaaaaaagh.
Get that under 21 team into the first team and sell this lot. Fatty Spongebob Drenthe couldn’t even get into this shower of a team so he’s no use.
Get rid of all of them. They’re all rubbish. And you lot of so-called fans, who know nothing about football, stop moaning and get behind the team. Just like I do.
URZZZZZZZ