I knew we’d mess it up.
Mind you I only realised when I was dancing about on the pitch with that dipstick son of mine, Charlie.
Dopey little plonker was gobbing off all game which is no doubt why Atkins couldn’t hear what I had to tell him.
I had to get on that pitch like a proper fan, not like you lot, just sitting there coz you don’t know anything about football. Some herbert had starting celebrating and coz I can’t hear too well out, especially out of the left hear when Charlie’s spouting off, I thought he must have know something. I should have realised. None of you lot know anything.
So because that dimwit boy was on his feet all game, mouthing off, I couldn’t hear what had happened so I thought Forest had scored. What don’t you all shut up?
Time now for Majeski to get rid of players. Not a cull you understand, not a cull. Just carefully picking out the good from the bad. So here’s my suggestions:
GET RID OF EVERY ONE OF ‘EM ATKINS. But Keep Jodi McAnuff. And Alfie Le Fondre. And Gordon Obita. And Chris Grunter. And Alex McCartney.
But Jasper Gorkss is hopeless and he can go when we get rid of Pog and Spongebob Drenthe and all the rest of them. Oh, but not Gary McCleary.
I’ll be back on here giving you my advice as things happen in the summer. Have a nice holiday and if you see Charlie, give him a slap.
URRRRRZZZZZ