Song from the new musical Gullible, in which a VC fools the board of governors that he is good for the university

[FAGIN JOOLS]

In this life, I need cash

Big pay rise, huge great stash

Gotta get pay to come my way

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

You’ve got sack a PL or two, boys

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[SMG]

Much more pay should come our way

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[JOOLS]

Why should I manage well

When KU can go to hell

In a few years I’ll wreck careers

Get out and sack a PL or two

 

You’ve got sack a PL or two, boys

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[SMG]

All careers wiped out in years

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[JOOLS]

Peter Scott, what a nob

Kept his staff in a job

Employees I fear are much too dear

Better sack a PL or two

 

You’ve got sack a PL or two, boys

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[SMG]

Peter Scott was such a twot

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[JOOLS]

Take a tip, from Goodwin

Wrecked his bank, raked it in

A fool like me, escaped scott free

He must have sacked a PL or two

 

You’ve got sack a PL or two, boys

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

[SMG]

Good old Fred, KU is dead

If we sack a PL or two

 

[JOOLS]

When I see someone poor

I kick them to the floor

The life of a man ― don’t give a damn

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

You’ve got sack a PL or two, boys

You’ve got sack a PL or two

 

Who gives a stuff about the staff

We’ve got sack a PL or two

 

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